Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers
Chapter 48: Street Performers
CHAPTER 48: CHAPTER 48: STREET PERFORMERS
This is the town’s vegetable market, where management is quite strict. All the stalls are clearly divided, and stall owners can only operate within their designated spaces without randomly occupying the road.
The open roads are quite spacious. At this time, there aren’t many people buying vegetables, at least it doesn’t look crowded.
Tang Jing, who isn’t fond of speaking much, quietly chose a place and then ran back to tell everyone.
"We can perform over there, it’s a spot where a lot of people can see us."
Su Chaomu actively took on the role of promotion.
"I know how they shout in TV dramas, I can do it."
Tuanzi noticed he often mentioned TV dramas and asked him, "Are TV dramas good to watch?"
"They’re great, my grandma especially loves watching them, so I watch with her."
Tuanzi pondered over it.
Ye Chen was in charge of maintaining order, and Liu Yue was in charge of collecting money.
The five little guests were full of fighting spirit.
"Earn your own money and spend it yourself!"
[Goodness, the program group has pushed these kids to this point]
[But what will they perform? Just flying?]
[What do you mean by ’just’, flying is impressive!]
[But won’t this be dangerous?]
[The program crew is there, it won’t be dangerous]
Su Chaomu shouted, "Come and see, come and look, our Little Heroine is about to perform!"
At this time, Tuanzi had already lifted Ye Chen, who was supposed to maintain order.
Little Douding grinned, "This is called a spinning top."
Ye Chen: "!"
Other spinning tops spin, but other things don’t move. With Tuanzi, she spins with the top, spinning like crazy!
Ye Chen: "!!!"
The group had a cameraman following them, already attracting attention. Now hearing the shouting, people immediately ran over to watch. Seeing a child lifting another child spinning wildly, they couldn’t help but applaud.
"Amazing!"
Hearing this, Tuanzi became even more excited and spun even faster.
Ye Chen: "Ugh." He was dizzy and wanted to vomit!
Liu Yue, a bit shy, held a big box and approached the onlookers.
"We, we are street performers, trying to earn money for lunch, could, could you spare a little for a meal?"
Su Chaomu was much more familiar with the situation.
He began wildly praising his fellows, pitifully clutching his stomach, "I just want to eat a bowl of beef noodles, the show doesn’t give us money, so we thought of ways ourselves."
The few little friends were all fair and chubby, looking adorable, and now that they had no money for food and were performing on the street, some onlookers took out money, giving one yuan and five yuan notes.
A particularly generous aunt pulled out a red note directly.
The spinning Ye Chen saw a flash of red and quickly shouted, "Can’t take too much! Can’t take too much!"
Tuanzi hurriedly stopped and safely put him down.
"Ye Chen brother, do you believe in Miaomiao now?"
Ye Chen: "..." He knew it, this cute little sister did it on purpose!
Ye Chen dry heaved a few times, quickly ran to Su Chaomu’s side, "Auntie, 100 yuan is too much, just a few yuan will do."
The aunt had to change it to ten yuan.
At this time, more and more people had gathered.
Tuanzi quickly ran to Liu Yue’s side, "Let’s perform together."
Liu Yue nodded, thinking it would be the same flying as before, but Tuanzi directly wrapped an arm around her waist, raised the other hand slightly, and in an instant, soared into the sky.
The two Little Doudings flew over the heads of the onlookers, landing on an open space not far away.
Everyone turned their heads like sunflowers following the ’sun’.
No one had come to their senses yet. Tuanzi held Liu Yue’s waist again, gently tapped a few times in the air, and smoothly flew across the crowd’s heads, landing slowly.
Little friends: (○o○)
Onlookers: (꒪Д꒪)ノ
Su Chaomu forgot to ask for a tip, babbled as he ran closer, "I want to fly like that too!"
Liu Yue’s face was flushed, just now, she truly experienced a sense of flying.
"Miaomiao, you’re amazing, you’re the most amazing person I’ve ever seen!"
Tuanzi was modest, "Not too bad, just generally amazing."
She then said to Su Chaomu, "You’ll fly next time."
Little Tang Jing picked up the box, silently passing in front of the onlookers.
The stunned crowd came to their senses, taking out one yuan and five yuan notes to tip.
This performance was extraordinary!
The comment section had long gone crazy.
[Ahhh!]
[This is real flying!]
[Oh my gosh, I want to try it too, 100 yuan, no, I’ll give 500 yuan!]
[Miaomiao, wait for me, I’m nearby, I’ll be there soon]
[No wires! No wires! No wires!]
[Real Qinggong, I want to learn, Miaomiao, do you take students?]
[Just ask the director if he regrets it]
Director Qian, who was simultaneously monitoring all the cameras: "..."
He regretted it so much he could burst. If he’d known they were flying like this, he would have paid more!
After that, Tuanzi successively took other little friends to experience real flying.
Flying back and forth.
The hands of the crowd were turning red from clapping, and the tips came like a tide.
Though they didn’t accept large tips, the combined one yuan, five yuan, and ten yuan notes added up to a lot.
At that time, a young man excitedly pulled out his wallet.
"I’ll give you all the money if you could let me fly once!"
Tuanzi was secretly calculating what to buy later, with her big eyes envisioning chicken legs one moment and roast duck the next.
Hearing this, she thought for a moment and shook her head.
"No, that’s not possible."
The young man was very disappointed, "Why not? Is it because I’m too heavy?"
"That’s not the reason."
Tuanzi demonstrated, "Miaomiao’s comfortable flying height is about this high, so flying with brothers and sisters is just right. But if it were you... it’s very likely that when Miaomiao takes off, your legs would hit the heads of uncles, aunts, brothers, and sisters around."
Everyone imagined it.
A little one carrying an adult flying.
The little one was used to flying a little less than half a meter above the crowd, but the adult had long legs, and flying back, the adult’s legs knocked all the way.
The onlookers: "..."
The young man was annoyed and wanted to chop his legs off.
At this moment, someone shouted.
"The city management is here!"
Su Chaomu, having watched many TV dramas, reacted, "Run, run!"
He grabbed the box full of change and turned to run.
"We’re operating illegally on the road, we’ll get caught!"
Tuanzi didn’t quite understand.
[Ancient Martial System: City management is a kind of government official, they’ll take you away]
Tuanzi’s face changed, "Miaomiao doesn’t want to go to jail!"
In a panic, she wrapped an arm around Liu Yue and another around Tang Jing, and they flew away.
Ye Chen, who was left behind: "..." This sister really holds grudges.
He bolted.
The cameraman left behind: "..."
[You all better chase them]
[I’m going to lose sight of the kids]
[So funny, their escape is so hilarious]
[The city management might have just noticed a crowd gathering here and thought someone was illegally occupying the road to take a look, they probably wouldn’t catch them, at most, give them a warning]
[So many laughs today, so, Zhu Fangfangfang, have you started editing?]
Zhu Fang was anxious, with so many classic shots today, wondering how long he would edit.