Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!
Chapter 66: Pluck the Feathers
CHAPTER 66: PLUCK THE FEATHERS
Slurp, sluuurp.
From the obscene water sounds heard since dawn, I suspected maybe a leak had sprung somewhere in the dungeon. But Lime hadn’t done shoddy construction above the bedroom where I slept, so it was definitely a sound from elsewhere.
Tsk, lick, sluuurp.
The obscene water sounds changed to sounds of biting and sucking something. Simultaneously, a thick feeling of ejaculation rushed from my lower body.
Ah.
It’s Lune.
The order not to covet my thing was only for one day, so she was definitely waking up early to wake me up.
Lick, lick.
But much clumsier than usual. Her tongue movements were sluggish, and most importantly, there was no technique of creating a vacuum using Lune’s characteristically small mouth to suck the tip. Rather, it was much clumsier than what Lune did.
’It’s because of capacity excess.’
A status abnormality where the dungeon owner was fine but the subordinates inside the dungeon were overloaded. Because I’d let slaves into the barracks inside the dungeon interior at night at Hases’ plea, maximum capacity far exceeded the standard.
Sluuurp.
The feeling of ejaculation slowly rose. But strangely, the movements were sluggish. Lune would sense like a ghost when I was about to ejaculate and wrap her mouth around it, but now she didn’t notice at all and kept licking the tip with her tongue.
’Even if your body’s tired, you should do what you need to do properly.’
So let’s punish her. Without saying anything, I released the ejaculation feeling I’d been holding back and came.
"Urk?!"
With someone’s surprised sound, my semen ’hit’ something. And that surprised scream wasn’t Lune’s.
"Ah.... Should’ve swallowed it!"
"S-sorry."
"Hey."
I barely lifted my heavy eyelids and looked down. Below the bulging mound, Lune and Eila had positioned themselves.
"What are you two doing?"
"Ah. I was teaching the morning greeting."
Lune wiped the semen remaining in my urethra with her finger with a refreshed face. Thanks to that, my dick jerked again and remaining semen spurted, and Eila right beside got her entire face covered in semen.
"...Lick."
Eila licked up the semen stuck to her hair and face with her hand. My semen, which Lune said tasted like fruit, apparently had no fishy taste at all unlike others.
"Tasty?"
"A strange taste."
Eila put the semen on her finger in her mouth and sucked it. The sight of rolling sticky semen on her tongue was definitely erotic, and Eila seemed to ponder that taste deeply.
"It’s like eating melted cheese, and also like eating mashed fruit. A taste I’ve never had in many ways."
Eila smiled at me with half her face covered in semen, one eye closed.
"A taste I think I’ll get addicted to."
"...Right, do this every morning. But Lune, stop."
"Huh?"
Lune stopped moving with a thunderstruck face. Lune, who’d just swept her hair behind her ear, turned her head sharply as she was about to bite my tip.
"Only one shot at dawn."
"Wh-where does that suddenly come from? I was just going to give this human a taste. I, I can do way better than this human."
"I know. But I just don’t want to right now."
Even if I did, I’d want to taste Lune’s fast tongue work, not receive heavy fellatio with the capacity excess penalty.
"Kuuung...!"
Lune made a groaning sound then stuck out her tongue and poked my urethra. But there was no more semen left inside me, having already spat out the residue once in a big burst.
"Hiing, if I do this...."
Lune grabbed Eila’s neck with a face like she’d decided something. Eila was startled and pulled back, but Lune stuck her head forward as much as Eila pulled back.
Lick.
Lune grabbed Eila’s face and licked the semen. After sticking her tongue flat from cheek to eyebrow and pushing up, she sucked the lump placed on the eyelid and laughed.
"Hihihi."
Lune’s playfully laughing face was unbearably alluring. My dying junior stood straight up, and Eila’s face also turned red.
Lick, lick.
Lune endlessly licked Eila’s face, and Eila also didn’t move. Thanks to that, I could regain energy too.
"Eila, lie down."
"Master?"
I pulled Eila from Lune and forced her to lie flat on the bed. Both their bodies seemed hard to move, but I was exceptionally energetic as an exception.
"You two just stay still. I’ll move."
"W-wait a moment...!"
Lune placed her hands on Eila’s shoulders as always. And keeping her feet on both of Eila’s thighs, she raised her butt high.
"Hehehe...."
Though her body was incredibly heavy, she seemed to have strength to maintain the position. As heavy as her body, the honey flowing from Lune’s cute valley also flowed down heavily.
Lick.
I received that with my tongue. As always, Lune’s love juice had a peach scent, and as days passed, the scent grew thicker.
Squelch.
I simultaneously pulled my lower body forward and pushed into Eila. Now Eila’s insides would squeeze crazily-
Squeeee eeeze.
Eila’s vaginal muscles moved really slowly.
"W-wait. Wait. I’ll squeeze harde...."
"No. Forget it."
Doing it like this wouldn’t allow my pride. I pulled my face from under Lune and immediately ran toward the barracks.
Snore, snore, snore.
The exceeded capacity was resting comfortably inside the barracks. I was pissed I couldn’t eat proper Eila because of weak humans, but I couldn’t take it out on the humans for that reason.
"Huff, huff."
I opened the barracks door and clapped.
"Uuu.... Which bastard...."
Lily cursed and got up from the bed. Though the floor was hard, since the barracks maintained warmth, Lily’s body was stiff but her condition wasn’t too bad.
"Sleep a little more...."
"Wake up."
I pointed at the other humans to Lily, who was startled seeing me.
"We start work now. Begin."
"Y-yes!"
Lily hurriedly woke the others, and they rushed outside the dungeon in less than 10 minutes.
"Master! I’m energetic now!"
Lune smiled brightly and ran to me, and I grabbed both of Lune’s shoulders.
"Lune, looks like you’ll need to work hard."
Lune.
Current level 22.
"You’ll really need to work hard starting today."
"Yes!"
Lune immediately knelt and opened her mouth, and I put my hand under the armpit of Lune who was trying to grab my son and stood her up.
"No, not this."
"Then?"
"Slime Dragon."
Lune seemed fastest to achieve ★★★.
"Let’s go to the sub-dungeon."
"Hiiing...."
Lune was very disappointed, but I moved my steps toward the sub-dungeon with tears.
The morning of the 6th day of dungeon life began.
I always wanted to start mornings with gacha, but unfortunately, blocked by capacity, I couldn’t do gacha.
’Looks like I’ll miss daily quest rewards again.’
It was quite inconvenient, but couldn’t be helped for now.
For now.
***
Swiiish--!!
An arrow pierced the slime dragon’s body. Simultaneously, a fireball began burning the slime dragon’s fluids.
Gururuuruk!
The slime dragon floundered like an eel slammed on the ground. At Lune and Meri’s ranged attacks, the slime dragon could only helplessly take it.
Thump!
I stomped hard with my foot again so the slime dragon couldn’t move. I ground it with my foot without killing it, and the slime dragon whipped its tail everywhere, spraying fluids.
"Line. Eat that well."
Guruk.
Line, who’d been in Lime’s arms, crawled diligently on the ground and absorbed the fallen fluids. For slimes, slimes apparently became experience, and all slimes except magic stones became Line’s food.
"Lime, you’re collecting well, right?"
Lime drew a circle above her head. On her watermelon-like breasts, lowest-grade magic stones were stored on the left and low-grade magic stones on the right, separately organized.
Crack!
The tip of Meri’s staff struck the slime dragon’s head.
"Torching it~"
Meri released flames from the staff tip with a smile. The slime dragon shook its body once greatly, then soon stretched out limply on the ground.
"Ah.... Didn’t drop again."
Meri looked disappointed and poked the slime dragon with the staff tip. Though the sub-dungeon’s boss, the slime dragon was really annoyingly stingy about giving special rewards.
"Tsk. Still, at least it’s food to feed the kids, that’s good."
I picked up the slime dragon, carefully sealing its torn skin. Anyway, slimes were good prey, and slime dragons tasted quite good, receiving favorable reviews even from humans.
Wooong.
We escaped through the sub-dungeon’s exit and moved the slime dragon’s corpse to the cavity.
"Heugh!"
I threw the slime dragon’s body into storage. The storage that had been full of slimehole fluids before was already starting to show the bottom, and was now filled to the brim with slime dragon fluids.
"Meri."
"Dad, you know this is my means of attack, right?"
Meri looked disgusted holding the staff, but there was no particularly good item. Eventually Meri obediently held out the staff to me, and I stuck the staff down to the bottom and stirred the fluids.
"Hehe, mixing the flavors moderately like this is good."
The slimehole fluids slowly dried and shriveled even in storage. But mixing with other slime fluids like this made them edible enough again.
"Now everyone take one cup each, fill up and come back."
I distributed today’s lunch, wooden cups full, to the mother-daughters. The occasional lumps of slimehole fluids would be chewy and excellent for taste.
"Dad. What about the eggs?"
"The harpies’ ones?"
"Yes."
Harpuia looked a bit reluctant, but all the harpies said they didn’t mind as long as it wasn’t cannibalism. So I distributed the piling harpy eggs as food for the humans.
"Eila. What are the humans doing now?"
"They lit a fire. They’re putting in firewood so it doesn’t go out."
"That’s good."
Unless they received system support, they had to return to the starting point of human civilization, building huts from scratch and living by starting fires.
"How was seeing the kids?"
"No particular feelings. They were awkward with each other, or forming factions and keeping each other in check."
"Already?"
"Yes. That woman Lily who received master’s seed recruited the men, and the other four women are completely sticking together separately from them."
Lily seemed to be trying to act as the humans’ leader in the meantime. No need to particularly interfere, but I declined problems arising from it.
"...Fine. Eila. Watch well and talk to me if it seems serious."
"Yes."
How many people were there that slaves were forming factions among themselves? If a fight broke out, only two slaves would survive.
The quick-shooter and Lily. All others would become dinner for Line and the ghouls. Having received the report, I took out the magic stones collected yesterday from storage, then called Lime.
"Lime! Pour all the magic stones you just collected here."
Gururuk.
Lime squeezed her breasts and poured magic stones on the ground. As if already knowing my intention, she poured lowest-grade and low-grade magic stones separately.
"Well done."
Guruk.
Lime smiled and lifted Line. As expected, Lime was smart.
"Master, what are you going to do?"
"Gacha."
"Huh? But...."
Lune looked reluctant. Current capacity was 40. If just two more increased, capacity would be exceeded.
"It’s fine. They won’t increase anyway."
"But master, you’re standing in front of the summoning facility holding magic stones right now?"
"Hehe."
As Lune said. I stood before the summoning facility holding lowest-grade magic stones.
"Lune. How many magic stones did we collect by today?"
"80 lowest-grade, and 27 low-grade."
"Not too bad for two days’ worth."
I didn’t think everything would be resolved in one day. I gathered 30 lowest-grade magic stones and placed them on the summoning circle.
"Gacha!"
[Summon: Harpy (★) has been summoned.]
The summoning circle spread bright light and a harpy appeared. The harpy dispatched from the Demon King’s castle arrogantly surveyed the surroundings.
"Hmm, this is my new nest? Nice to meet you, master."
A harpy at Lv.1 who couldn’t even evolve. I waved to the harpy.
"Welcome. I’ll give you your first mission."
"Hmph, what is it? Say anything. I can do it well."
"You’ll need to become our test subject."
"Wha...?"
Swoosh.
Lune’s arrow pierced the harpy’s heart. The harpy stood frozen and blank, then looked at her chest and collapsed.
"How com-"
Thud. The harpy had a face that couldn’t understand why she’d been killed immediately after being summoned. I roughly threw the monster summoning scroll obtained as a daily reward into the bedroom corner, then pulled the harpy’s corpse outside the summoning facility.
"Next time I should pull them out before killing."
"Yes. Then starting right away?"
"Of course."
I lifted both shoulders of the collapsed harpy toward the sky, and Lune took a dagger looted from villagers and cut off the harpy’s arms and wings.
Slice, slice.
"As expected, feathers are best for bed cushions."
"Mm.... But it’s a bit bothersome."
"It’s fine. The Demon King knows all about this stuff too."
Long live Solomon. I plucked all the feathers from the harpy summoned from the Demon King’s castle. Now it was time to put these feathers in cloth to make a pillow.
"Master, what are you planning with this one?"
"Ah, this?"
I pointed my finger toward the dead harpy’s corpse.
"Line?"
Guruk!
Line’s evolution condition, the stack for devouring specific individuals that could evolve into slimehole, increased by one.
"Lune. You collected all the feathers?"
"Yes!"
"Then let’s summon the next one."
I summoned a harpy again. This time it was ★☆ but.
Swoosh.
Slice slice.
Crunch.
"Master, what are you making now?"
"Ah, this i-"
"You’re making a blanket with feathers?"
"...."