CHAPTER 568: CHAPTER 568: MASTERS REGARDLESS OF AGE

Next morning, dawn.

While having breakfast, Lin Hongzhuang said, "Bingbing, don’t forget you have a prenatal check-up at the hospital today."

"Mm." Xia Yanbing lightly responded.

Even though Xia Yanbing’s voice was soft, Lin Hongzhuang still noticed something was off: "Bingbing, why is your voice hoarse?"

"Nothing, nothing at all. Maybe I caught a bit of a cold, but it’s nothing serious." Xia Yanbing hung her head, her face blushing to the point it could drip water, and even her fair, slender neck was tinged with an enticing pink color.

Lin Hongzhuang glared at Qin Yi: "How do you take care of Bingbing? Don’t you know pregnant women can’t take medicine if they catch a cold? They have to tough it out."

Qin Yi lowered his head and said nothing.

Yun Mengyao suspiciously asked, "Xiaobing is in the Qi Cultivation Middle Stage, can she even catch a cold?"

Everyone was stunned. Right, a Qi Refiner’s body is pure. They might not be immune to all poisons, but a measly cold virus wouldn’t affect a Qi Refiner at all.

"Gorgeous, why are your lips swollen?" Duan Yiyi happened to sit opposite Xia Yanbing and, upon seeing her slightly swollen lips, couldn’t help shouting out.

Xia Yanbing’s face turned crimson, and she hung her head in silence.

Lin Hongzhuang forcibly lifted Xia Yanbing’s chin, saw her swollen lips, and looked at Qin Yi with annoyance: "Couldn’t you act like a human? Bingbing is pregnant, and you can’t hold back?"

Qin Yi laughed dryly: "It’s not what you think."

"The evidence is clear, you’ve kissed Bingbing’s lips swollen. Am I wrong?" Lin Hongzhuang glared at Qin Yi.

Qin Yi bowed his head, unable to speak. The problem was he didn’t know how to explain. Xiaobing’s lips weren’t swollen from his kisses, but from a lack of experience.

"Lips swollen, voice hoarse, Qin Yi is your tongue really that long?" Yun Mengyao asked curiously.

Poof!

Qin Yi awkwardly spat out the porridge in his mouth.

"Cough, cough..." Qin Yi stood up awkwardly, "I’ve finished eating. You all take your time. I’ll go prepare the things needed for the prenatal check-up."

"Little husband, what’s wrong with your leg?" Duan Yiyi asked with concern.

It was only then that everyone noticed Qin Yi’s strange walking posture, bow-legged.

"It’s nothing, I’m just cultivating a walking technique, getting used to it," Qin Yi said, heading upstairs without looking back.

If anyone saw Qin Yi’s face, they would see his wry smile. Last night, when Xia Yanbing said she would make it up to him, it turned into a disaster. In excitement, Xia Yanbing’s voice became hoarse, and his dear little wife, due to inexperience, bit him by instinct, almost making him the last eunuch in history.

Even though his body was sanctified, that part was still quite fragile... so painful.

"What exactly were you two up to last night? One with swollen lips and a hoarse voice, the other with a lame leg. What’s going on?" Yun Mengyao was full of curiosity.

"Cough, cough..." Xia Yanbing choked on porridge stuck in her throat, tears coming out and her face turning impossibly red.

Lin Hongzhuang’s eyes flickered, her pretty face suddenly turned red: "Qin Yi, you beast, you actually let Xiaobing give you... aren’t you human?"

"Linlin, stop." Xia Yanbing was too embarrassed to lift her head.

"Bingbing, how could you agree to everything he asks? Doing such things, you’re the CEO of Xia Group, you... I’m so angry!"

Yun Mengyao was all curiosity, "What are you guys talking about?"

Lin Hongzhuang snapped back, "I’ll give you a website to look at when we get back, then you’ll understand."

"What website, I want it too," Duan Yiyi chimed in.

"Go play elsewhere, it’s not suitable for kids," Lin Hongzhuang rolled her eyes.

Duan Yiyi was immediately defiant, puffing up her chest, "Who’s a kid? You’re not even bigger than me. Flat-chested princess."

"You..." Lin Hongzhuang was furious. This had always been her weakness, and Duan Yiyi brought it up every time, "What’s the use of being big if you don’t enjoy it yourself?" she sneered.

"Linlin, Wan’er and Yiren are still here. What nonsense are you talking about?" Xia Yanbing said helplessly.

Liu Yiren raised her hand, "Don’t treat me like a child, I understand everything you’re saying."

Everyone: "..."

Duan Yiyi habitually knocked on Liu Yiren’s head, "Little brat, you actually understand? I don’t even know. Tell me, what are they talking about?"

Liu Yiren rubbed her sore head and said openly, "It’s just that little thing between men and women. They’re two adults, a legal couple, so any way they want to play is fine?"

"Gorgeous, someday I’ll teach you a few new positions to unlock, to ensure you serve Qin Yi thoroughly. Your technique is so poor, you even hurt your own throat..."

Xia Yanbing stared at Liu Yiren, flabbergasted.

"Don’t look at me with such admiration. Though I’ve no practical experience, I’m master-level in theory, already at a realm where coded films are decoded in my mind."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone was left speechless.

...

...

After breakfast, it was supposed to be Qin Yi driving Xia Yanbing to the hospital, but Lin Hongzhuang rudely sent him away.

"You should just stay home and heal. Don’t end up hurting Bingbing by not being able to hit the brakes," Lin Hongzhuang said, glancing at Qin Yi’s lower region, "So weak, already injured. But go Bingbing, did a great job, too bad she didn’t bite it off, that would eliminate the problem."

Qin Yi’s lips twitched, really wanting to smack this sharp-tongued woman.

Xia Yanbing was so embarrassed she didn’t dare to lift her head, asking Lin Hongzhuang to say less.

Ultimately, Lin Hongzhuang and Yun Mengyao took Xia Yanbing to the hospital, leaving Qin Yi at home to tend to the birds.

Qin Yi walked back to the villa, bow-legged.

Qin Wan’er had gone to school after breakfast.

Duan Yiyi and Liu Yiren leaned in, whispering secrets, stopping abruptly upon seeing Qin Yi come in. Their faces flushed, sneaking a glance at Qin Yi’s lower body.

Yet Qin Yi still overheard Duan Yiyi: Why use the mouth?

Didn’t expect Liu Yiren, the youngest, to know so much — a real pro. Clearly, age isn’t a factor for experts.

"Little husband, does it hurt?"

Qin Yi was going upstairs but froze at Duan Yiyi’s question, unsure how to answer.

"Little husband, if it hurts a lot, I can blow on it to make it not hurt."

Qin Yi quivered, nearly tumbling off the stairs. Blow on it? That could hurt even more.

He looked at Liu Yiren with displeasure: "Don’t lead Yiyi astray, or I’ll deal with you."

Liu Yiren looked innocent: "It was Yiyi who forced me to say it."

"Yes, yes, I forced Yiren to say it. I was such a novice in this area, I need to study hard to serve little husband so you never get hurt."

Qin Yi shuddered, twitching at the mouth, frowned: "You two, go practice Qi Refinement. All you know is playing, can’t you do something productive?"

"What I’m talking about now is productive. If it’s not productive, why do you like doing it so much with the gorgeous one?" Duan Yiyi said earnestly.

Qin Yi: "..."