CHAPTER 693: CHAPTER 693 WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR

As one entered, a landscape of black and brown spread out, the air almost carrying the scent of sulfur, making the narrow valley before their eyes resemble a giant dragon lying horizontally.

Qin Yi led the three women, including Zi Yuan, to the place where the Village Chief said they could see gemstones.

This place was once a volcano and had erupted several times, which is why there was no vegetation, just a scorched blackness all around.

"Young Master Qin, what are we doing here?" Qing Lan asked uneasily.

Qin Yi looked at them, his smile revealing white teeth that sent a chill down their spines, slightly squinting his eyes as he laughed, "Of course, to do something that will make you happy."

Something happy?

What would make a man and women happiest together?

The three women were so frightened they almost ran away.

Of course, they knew it was futile to run in front of Qin Yi.

"Let’s go, inside." Qin Yi stepped towards the interior of the valley.

"Young Master Qin, if you really want to, can we find a place with a slightly better environment?" Zi Yuan plucked up the courage to say.

Anyway, they couldn’t escape from Qin Yi, and besides, Qin Yi was so handsome; if they really couldn’t escape his grasp, they might as well accept it. But this valley was all scorched black, and doing that kind of thing here was really strange. They hoped they could find a place with a better environment.

Qin Yi’s gaze was strange, grinning as he said, "But I just like it here, and I’m sure you will like it too."

The three women looked displeased; they were still chaste, and having a first time in such a place, it would be good if they didn’t end up with psychological shadows, let alone like it.

"Stop talking, hurry up and follow me in."

Qin Yi took the lead and walked inside, not at all afraid that the three women would run away.

The three women exchanged glances, gritting their teeth in resolution as they followed him in.

After walking for more than ten minutes, they hadn’t seen even a single blade of grass, just endless scorched black. The three women were a bit desperate—was their first time going to be lost in such a place?

Qin Yi, this big pervert, actually liked this kind of environment.

The three women walked disheartened.

Suddenly, Qin Yi stopped, startling the three women, who looked around, finding it incredibly dirty. Their white shoes had turned black, and if something were to happen here, it would be so dirty, right?

"Someone’s there."

Qin Yi looked ahead, speaking calmly.

The three women paused, then listened carefully and indeed heard the sound of something slicing through the air.

Soon, three figures appeared from a bend in the distance, their speed incredibly fast.

The three people on the opposite side also saw Qin Yi and his companions, subconsciously slowing down, their eyes wary.

"Hello!" Qin Yi waved and greeted them with a smile.

The three on the opposite side were taken aback. A young man in black brocade asked, "May I ask which family’s disciple you are?"

"Qin Family."

The Qin Family?

The three were stunned; there was no Qin Family among the Five Great Families.

"This brother is really joking." Another young man spoke with a smile, assuming Qin Yi was indeed joking. Being with disciples from Baihua Pavilion, he must certainly be a disciple from one of the Five Great Families.

Qin Yi stared at him for a long time and suddenly burst into laughter. He had felt something strange about this person’s face earlier, and after looking closely, found that the person lacked eyebrows. Combined with his tiny eyes, like slits cut by grass blades, it looked particularly odd.

"Brother, why are you laughing?" the person asked, puzzled.

"Hahaha..." The person asking was worse off, as Qin Yi couldn’t help but laugh, doubling over in mirth.

The three on the opposite side were utterly bewildered.

Zi Yuan and the three women were equally baffled.

Qin Yi pointed at the eyebrowless young man, sniggering as he said to Zi Yuan and the three others, "Look at him, without eyebrows, doesn’t he look like an old spotted dove?"

The faces of the three opposite turned black in an instant.

Zi Yuan and the three women were speechless, lines of bewilderment surfacing on their foreheads. When it came to offending people, perhaps no one in the world could surpass Qin Yi? So what if he had no eyebrows, must he laugh so merrily?

Furthermore, he was the Qin Yi known by everyone; even the Five Great Families were not in his eyes. And we are merely disciples of Baihua Pavilion; can we afford to act so recklessly like you?

"Why aren’t you laughing?" Qin Yi looked displeased, "Your humor sense is weird, isn’t this funny?"

The three women, intimidated by Qin Yi’s tyrannical presence, didn’t dare to retort, but in their hearts, they thought: Is this really funny? Whose sense of humor is truly strange?

Qin Yi, feeling defeated, curled his lips, silently criticizing these humorless people.

"Brother, do you understand what it means to invite trouble by speaking carelessly?" Being ridiculed, no one would be happy. The man’s tiny eyes shot out two cold beams of light.

Qin Yi sneered, his face full of mischief, "It was just a joke, don’t be angry! Actually, you really do look... quite ugly. Sorry, I can do anything but lie."

"You’re asking for death." The person was enraged, his face full of murderous intent.

"No, when you’re angry, you’re even uglier, really an eyesore. In a moment, I’ll ask for money to buy eye drops." Qin Yi teased, not taking the person’s threat seriously at all.

"Fairies, which family’s disciple is this person? If he is a friend of yours, have him kneel and apologize, then I might spare his life. If not, don’t blame my sword for not recognizing anyone."

Zi Yuan and the three women looked at the man sympathetically, fearing it might be him who would end up begging for mercy. This was the infamous Qin Yi, whose mention might scare them to death.

"Oh, still trying to impress the beauties at this moment, looks like you’ve flirted a lot before. No, that’s being a scoundrel; when handsome, it’s called flirting, but with your looks, it’s just being a rogue." Qin Yi teased with a playful smirk.

"I’ll kill you." The person, humiliated by Qin Yi repeatedly, was infuriated. With a swish, the sword rang as it was unsheathed, the Sword Qi filled with deadly coldness, causing the surrounding temperature to plummet.

"Wait a moment." Qin Yi reached out to stop him.

"Any last words?"

Qin Yi waved a finger, looking at him with an exceptionally sincere gaze, and said, "Just one thing, did you guys pick up my gemstones?"

The three on the opposite side’s expressions changed slightly. Passing through here, they had indeed picked up several gemstones scattered on the ground.

Qin Yi’s lips curled slightly, not needing an answer, as their expressions already confirmed his suspicion.

"Let’s end this pleasant chat here. This road was created by me; this tree was planted by me, um... it’s not here now, but I’ll plant it later. To pass by here, leave your gemstones. Either way, you’ll die, so why not make it quick?"

After finishing, Qin Yi turned to Zi Yuan and asked, "Do you think my last two lines rhyme well?"

Zi Yuan looked helpless, almost blurting out: Not rhyming at all.

But she dared not, forced to smile and say, "They’re very rhyming."

"Seeking death by mocking us like this." The opposite person’s gaze turned dark and murderous.

"Wait a moment." Qin Yi once again stretched out his hand to stop.

"After I kill you, you can go talk nonsense with King Yan."

Swoosh!

While the person’s looks were poor, his cultivation was not weak, being at the late stage of the Nascent Soul Realm. Sword Qi flowed around him with lightning speed, the Longsword emitting a hissing sound as it sliced through the air, fierce and ruthless, directly thrusting at Qin Yi’s throat.