Mind Reader? I'd Rather Quit Being Senior Brother!
Chapter 6 – Xiao Lin was directly stunned
Why did Xiao Lin want Lu Xingqiu to dye his hair? Was it because he had a thing for white hair?
Of course not.
...Okay, whether he had a thing for white hair is debatable, but even if he did, it definitely wouldn't be for a man.
Back to the point, the reason Xiao Lin suggested that Lu Xingqiu might look better with white hair was purely to test the inner voice he had heard.
According to the last inner voice he heard, his Third Junior Brother was likely someone who had been reincarnated, and it seemed that in his previous life, he had a significant connection with Xiao Lin, which is why he trusted him almost blindly.
Given that, Xiao Lin decided to make some completely unreasonable requests to see if Lu Xingqiu would comply.
It shouldn't be to that extent, right? In the past, although he would listen to me, my suggestions were always somewhat logical and reasonable. This time, it's complete nonsense. How could that kid actually do it?
Well, what if he does?
With this thought, Xiao Lin, who was heading towards the location of his Fifth Junior Sister, stopped in his tracks.
He felt a bit regretful.
"Oh, come on, Xingqiu can't be that foolish, right? Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Whether he was trying to convince himself or not, Xiao Lin waved his hand and continued striding forward.
Now, only the last one, the Fifth Junior Sister, remains. I want to see who you really are...
With this in mind, Xiao Lin arrived in front of a small thatched hut.
The hut, surrounded by a bamboo fence, was not large and appeared somewhat dilapidated, especially with the collapsed wooden table inside the fence, adding to the hut's desolate appearance.
"......"
Xiao Lin glanced at the "corpse" of the table inside the bamboo fence, looking accustomed to it, and raised his hand to push the gate of the bamboo fence.
...Just as he raised his hand, the small gate detached from the fence and fell to the ground.
"......"
After a brief moment of surprise, Xiao Lin resumed his usual expression and stepped inside.
After hesitating for a moment, worried that he might knock down the door of the hut, Xiao Lin decided not to knock. Instead, he squatted down to start fixing the table while calling out, "Fifth Junior Sister?"
As soon as his voice fell, the door of the hut opened.
A young girl appeared at the doorway.
She wore a light yellow long dress, her hair not fluffy but smooth and silky, her skin fair, her figure slender yet full of youthful charm. But most captivating were her exquisite eyes—eyes that seemed to draw you in, filled with allure.
It was these eyes that made Xiao Lin, upon first seeing his Fifth Junior Sister, internally label her as a "bitch."
However, after a little interaction, Xiao Lin realized he had been somewhat subjective.
After all, his Fifth Junior Sister...
"Senior Brother, why are you here? Just in time, help me fix the table."
"Didn't I teach you how to fix the table?"
"But this time it's broken differently than last time."
...is completely clueless.
With a few swift moves, Xiao Lin fixed the wooden table, stood up, and looked expressionlessly at his Fifth Junior Sister. "I told you, the basic method doesn't change."
Yu Qiaoxi, the fifth disciple of Green Lotus Mountain, shook her head as if it was only natural. "I don't understand."
"......"
Xiao Lin ignored Yu Qiaoxi's alluring eyes and focused on her sincere expression. He opened his mouth but said nothing.
Sincerity is always the ultimate weapon.
Since the Fifth Junior Sister said she didn't understand, what more could he say?
"Oh, and the door, it's fallen down."
"You knew it fell down?"
"I can't fix it."
"Go call SpongeBob, he will bring Patrick to help you repair the door." Xiao Lin said sarcastically, but still turned to the bamboo fence to fix the door.
Thanks to his Fifth Junior Sister, his repair skills had improved significantly.
"Who is the SpongeBob?"
"Nothing, forget I said anything."
"Okay, thank you, Senior Brother."
"You're welc..."
After fixing the door in no time, Xiao Lin turned around to see Yu Qiaoxi already sitting by the table, sipping from a cup.
...There wasn't a cup for him on the table.
Swallowing the word "angry" that was on the tip of his tongue, Xiao Lin looked around, picked up a large stone from outside the bamboo fence, and sat across from Yu Qiaoxi. "Fifth Junior Sister, when you leave the sect to train, you must be extremely careful, because you'll definitely get beaten up."
"Why?" Yu Qiaoxi looked at Xiao Lin, puzzled.
"Those who understand will understand, and those who don't, I can't explain it to them. I can only say, those who know, know." Xiao Lin looked at Yu Qiaoxi, who was holding a cup and hadn't even asked if he wanted water, and gave up on the idea of getting a drink from her.
His Junior Sister was great in every way, except when it came to common sense or social interactions, she was particularly clueless.
For example, with this table, Xiao Lin remembered teaching her at least ten times, but if the damage was even slightly different, his Fifth Junior Sister wouldn't know what to do.
And today, after fixing both the table and the door, she didn't even offer him a chair, let alone a glass of water...
This Green Lotus Mountain had gained another heartbroken soul.
"So, Senior Brother, do you have anything else?"
"What do you mean? Should I leave?"
"I won't see you off."
"Don't go too far!"
"?"
Yu Qiaoxi looked at Xiao Lin, who was angrily slapping the table, and blinked in confusion. "Why is Senior Brother angry? Did I do something to upset him?"
It must be said, when Yu Qiaoxi was confused, her alluring eyes were truly captivating, perfectly embodying the phrase "born with seductive bones."
But...
An exasperated Xiao Lin had no interest in appreciating the scene.
"Huff... Don't get angry, don't get angry. Fifth Junior Sister has a problem, don't get angry with someone who has a problem." Pointing at Yu Qiaoxi, Xiao Lin ultimately said nothing, just started repeating this phrase softly.
"What did you say, Senior Brother?"
"Nothing, just complimenting your intelligence."
"Oh, thank you, Senior Brother."
"You're welcome."
Xiao Lin rubbed his face, looking at Yu Qiaoxi's exquisite features, wondering when the inner voice would come.
After the experience with his Third Junior Brother, he was convinced Yu Qiaoxi had issues.
No worries, I can wait.
Taking a deep breath, just as Xiao Lin was about to speak, he heard Yu Qiaoxi's voice in his ear.
[I've mastered another Forbidden Technique. The energy flow in this otherworldly continent indeed aids my Elemental Force cultivation... It's just a pity that I'm in a female body in this world; a male body is definitely more convenient...]
"?"
Xiao Lin looked at Yu Qiaoxi, who was sipping water, completely stunned.
What did I just hear?
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