Chapter 620 - 620 OMG, Where's Humanity? - My Demon Husband Is a Snake - NovelsTime

My Demon Husband Is a Snake

Chapter 620 - 620 OMG, Where's Humanity?

Author: Lovely Icebox Girl
updatedAt: 2025-09-02

I had a draft in mind for this, "Essentially, it's to write in the voice of the Five Passages God, saying that the shrine had been under the control of the Evil Sect for over a year. The five brothers couldn't stand it and descended to the Lower Realm to eradicate the Evil Sect, so everything the fake god from Ten Thousand Poison Hall has done this past year counts for nothing. As for... Yang Xi... he bravely fought the enemy and was sacrificed."

Yu Longting was very experienced in writing Divine Oracles—several Blank Talismans flew out of his sleeve and stuck to the wall.

The talisman papers shone brightly with golden light; even without any text, they still appeared very sacred.

It gave off a vibe like the Wordless Heavenly Scripture.

When he wrote with a brush in a thin gold font, the calligraphy was forceful and grand, adding to the authority.

In the end, Yu Longting even added a sentence, saying that I was following a divine command.

To rush over with my sword drawn ready to assist, and that no one should disrespect me.

I was so impressed that I almost fell to my knees in admiration, and my reverence for Yu Longting flowed on endlessly like a mighty river.

After all these were done, the party left the main hall together.

Outside, it was still a world of ice and snow. Yu Longting reminded, "If the Ice Silkworm doesn't withdraw its cold air, the whole village might be frozen for a decade or more."

"I'll try saying something to Little Fatty." I lifted one side of my sleeve and reached in to touch the small head of the Ice Silkworm Gu, "Little Fatty, can you make the village less cold?"

Yu Longting chuckled softly, "Tsk, Little... Fatty."

"I thought it looked so plump and adorable, so I named it that." I listened to the man's handsome and pleasant laughter; my heart completely melted.

Compared to his usual stern face, Yu Longting's smile was so devastatingly charming...

Meanwhile, Little Fatty inside my sleeve rolled over and muttered indistinctly, "Mm, got it, stop disturbing my sleep."

The layer of ice on the ground melted away in an instant.

Then the frost on the bodies of people frozen like ice sculptures started to dissipate bit by bit.

I reckon it wouldn't take more than ten minutes for everyone to wake up.

"Whoa, sister-in-law... brother... what's going on with you guys, starting to play bondage games now?"

From inside a minivan, Yu Rongling's gaze fell on the white snake on my wrist, "That's a bit too hardcore, my eyes... They're almost blinded."

"That's because you don't understand, this is just my master and Master Dad's marital fun, what would a single dog like you know?" Chen Ahmao staunchly defended his teachers, delivering a critical blow to Yu Rongling.

Yu Rongling's handsome face, usually full of warmth, collapsed in an instant, "So what if I'm single? Does that mean I don't have human rights?... What about humanity? After showing off your affection, you show off your disciple!! What the hell is a 'Master Dad'??"

"In martial arts novels, the wife of your master is called 'Master's Wife,' so logically, the husband of your master is 'Master Dad,'" Chen Ahmao explained, though for some reason his voice seemed to be getting softer to my ears.

Feeling light-headed, I said in a floaty voice, "Yu Longting... I... am tired... catch me..."

"Master! What's wrong with you?" It was as if a layer of film covered my ears; despite knowing that Chen Ahmao was shouting, it all seemed so quiet.

Yu Rongling was also screaming his head off, "Sister-in-law, don't scare me and my brother, you're covered in so much blood, are you hurt?"

"Damn it, all of you shut up. What if the noise annoys my wife? She's just really tired, and she fell asleep!!" Yu Longting's words were final.

The noise ceased, and my heart settled down, comfortably falling asleep in his embrace.

I had wanted to be so capricious and sleep in his arms; I was just too tired and missed him too much...

In the midst of bursting firecrackers.

I opened my eyes, drowsy, to find myself lying on the bed in Chen's Restaurant dormitory.

Yu Longting raised his hand to cover my ears, "Were you woken up by the noise? Shall I set up a Barrier to make it quieter for you to sleep?"

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