Chapter 396: Fooling Around - My Farm System: Reaching The Top In The Parallel Earth! - NovelsTime

My Farm System: Reaching The Top In The Parallel Earth!

Chapter 396: Fooling Around

Author: KenceRussel
updatedAt: 2026-02-05

Time passed quickly when you are having fun. The three ate and drank for hours, getting themselves wasted.

Even Rezen succumbed to the effects of alcohol despite trying his best to remain level-headed.

His cheeks were completely flushed, his face using a large glass of wine for support. Without the wine glass, his face would have fallen off the table long ago.

"Hahahaha, hik! D-damn, I haven't drunk this much in a long hik! Time!" Porenz said loudly as she poured another glass of wine for Theon to drink.

"Argh… stop… my head is already spinning…" Theon refused. He felt like taking even one more sip of the wine would cause him to puke.

He definitely doesn't want to embarrass himself by being the first one to vomit.

"No! No one's hik! gonna stop! Drink!" Porenz insisted, her trembling hand grabbing the glass and trying to pour it into Theon's mouth.

Of course, Theon resisted with all his might. Unfortunately, his strength was inferior to this wild woman, and he was clearly on the losing end.

If that wasn't enough, Treen even joined in the fun. He moved and went behind Theon while wrapping his arms around the man's neck.

"Be good, open your mouth. It wouldn't hurt" Treen said with a dangerous glint in his eyes, and the poor Theon flailed his body around, trying to free himself.

Unfortunately, if he can't even beat Porenz when it comes to strength, what more for Treen, who is now a Senior Mage?

"Ahh!! I don't want to drink anymore! Rezen, help me!" The pitiful Theon begged, and hearing his name, Rezen looked at the three people messing around.

At this moment, he felt like all the burden he had shouldered for the past years evaporated just like that.

He didn't have the time to relax before, and perhaps, after ending up in the Savage Beast Realm, this was the only time that Rezen had the time to relax.

He temporarily let go of all things heavy, and with a grin, Rezen grabbed another bottle of wine, much to Theon's despair.

"Ahhh!! You guys are demons!" Theon cried as Rezen forcefully had him chug the wine, causing him to choke and spray wine and saliva all over the three.

"Argh, that's disgusting!" Treen complained before he saw Rezen grinning at him.

"Y-you… what are you planning to do?" Treen asked nervously as Rezen was looking at him as if he were a wolf about to pounce on his prey.

Despite being stronger, Treen unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva. He watched Rezen take the bottle of wine to his mouth, taking a mouthful.

After that, Rezen actually childishly sprayed the wine directly into Treen's face, causing the latter to be drenched with wine and saliva.

Whether it be Treen, Porenz, or Theon, none were not shocked. Rezen had always been steady, mature, and sometimes uptight in their eyes.

They had never seen him act this childishly before. As such, seeing Rezen spray wine with his mouth stunned them.

For some time, they were unable to react. They only realized what was happening when Rezen was done spraying all of them with wine and saliva.

"Rezen! You dirty bastard!" Treen grumbled as he charged at his best friend. In return, Rezen simply laughed, and he let Treen tackle him.

Soon, Rezen found his neck being gripped by Treen's biceps, choking him playfully. In return, he actually bit Treen, which caused the latter to move his arms.

As revenge, Rezen flipped their positions. He is now the one gripping Treen's neck with his biceps.

"Hahahah! Let me join!" Porenz was as loud as usual. He wrapped her own arms around Theon's shoulder before jumping at the two people on the ground.

"Argh!"

"Aww!"

Both Rezen and Treen groaned in pain after Porenz and Theon landed on top of them.

The four stared at each other before they broke into a loud fit of laughter.

It was great that they were in a private room. If not, people would definitely think they are crazy for their actions.

"Hahahaha!"

Rezen's booming laughter echoed inside the whole room. Tonight, he felt really free. It even feels like his original personality was returning as he fooled around with these three

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Time passed yet again, and the four are now calmer than earlier. They also already cleaned themselves.

With the existence of magic, cleaning themselves would be as easy as a flick of a finger.

"Anyway, what did you say you need help with? Was that true or just an excuse?" Rezen asked Treen curiously.

Tonight, he returned to his previous immature and playful self, but deep inside, Rezen is aware that this would not last forever. After this, he would become busy again and wouldn't have much time to rest and fool around.

He also wouldn't be able to accommodate Treen every day, and no matter how weird the thing that Treen needs help with, Rezen decided to help him first before he return to his busy life.

He genuinely views Treen as his friend, and he naturally wants to help him.

"Hmm, well, it would be my anniversary with my honey soon. I was thinking of what I can give to her as a gift."

"She already has me, the best gift she could ever have, and she doesn't want anything else, making it hard for me to think of a suitable gift."

"I know I am the only one she needs, but I still want to do a romantic gesture of giving a meaningful gift."

Throughout Treen's speech, all three people with him rolled their eyes. In terms of being a show off and disgustingly conceited, they really cannot hold a candle against Treen.

But thinking of it, although Treen's words were disgusting and conceited, they seem to hold only the truth.

All of them had witnessed how obsessed the Headmaster was and how much she was under this man's thumb.

She was the very definition of a love-sick girl. The type that would do everything for love. Treen's words were not false.

"Tsk" Rezen clicked his tongue. He knew that this friend of his definitely didn't need help in a serious thing, but he was still taken aback.

He even remembered a time when he tried to push Treen into giving gifts to the Headmaster just for Treen to say that their sex and himself were the best gifts for the Headmaster.

It seems like he, too, grew to really love the Headmaster as he is now trying to do a romantic gesture.

"Hmm, this is indeed hard. Even if you buy an expensive gift for the Headmaster, at the end of the day, it would be like she bought it herself since you use her money" Theon commented, sinking into a deep thought.

"Maybe just kill a magic beast on your own and present it to her?" Porenz, the ever-so-wild and barbaric woman, suggested, and Treen immediately shook his head.

"That's too dangerous. If it were before the war, I might do that, but I really don't dare risk it. While I want to give a precious gift, if something bad were to happen to me, I knew my honey sweetheart would be heartbroken." Treen immediately rejected that idea.

Once again, although his words were disgusting, it still held only the truth.

At this moment, Rezen is using all of his brain cells to think of a suitable gift.

Theon was correct. If Treen simply buys an expensive gift, it's no different than the Headmaster buying it with her own money.

After all, who doesn't know that Treen is a kept man? All the expenses he had and all the wealth he possessed were all from the Headmaster.

As such, buying an expensive gift would not work. It must be something that is more meaningful and heart-warming rather than expensive.

Fortunately, it didn't take that long before Rezen had an idea.

"Why don't you make a small sculpture of the Headmaster? I remember back when we were in the tribe, you know how to make wood carvings."

"But using wood as a material seems too cheap. If you want to use wood, use a precious and expensive one. Or if you want to make it prettier, you can also use a beautiful and expensive crystal."

Rezen suggested, and his suggestion brought stars in Treen's eyes.

"Wow, Rezen, you really did not disappoint! I like your idea! Not only will my gift be expensive, but since it was something I made on my own, it would be very romantic!"

"I can already see my sweetheart dying from love! She would definitely love it and cherish it forever!"

Treen was really pleased with Rezen's idea and he even gave him a thumbs up causing Porenz to clicked her tongue together.

"Tsk, I still think that hunting a magic beast and gifting it is better. Meat is tasty and you can even try to cook for the Headmaster" Porenz was unconvinced but her opinion is not important. Treen already decided what gift he would prepare!

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