CHAPTER 137: CHAPTER 134: ALLOW ME TO CONDUCT THE BODY CHECK

Why does what he says sound quite reasonable?!

Although, but still!

"You dig pits, set traps, and shoot arrows from the shadows! You’re just sneaky, cunning, despicable, and shameless! If you have the guts, let’s have a fair duel!"

A low chuckle was the man’s response.

"What’s wrong if I dig a pit in my own yard?"

"Speaking of which, there have been a lot of wild rabbits lately, and I thought about catching some to roast and eat. Who knew, instead of a rabbit, I caught a little thief like you."

At that moment, the moonlight was like water, and the scent of red plums filled the air. He waved a folding fan in his hand, exuding a charming and carefree aura.

This made Yun Ran, who was trapped in a net hanging from a tree, grit her teeth in hatred.

[Catching rabbits? Trying to fool an idiot?]

[Bastard! Such a big pit, even a polar bear could roll around in it!]

[Clearly, it was dug to trap people!]

"Ha! Thinking of eating wild rabbits? Aren’t you afraid of gorging yourself to death, you bastard!"

The man smiled, raised his hand, and tugged at a rope on the net, causing Yun Ran to swing back and forth in the tree, making her feel dizzy!

"Bastard! You’d better pray you don’t fall into my hands! Otherwise, I’ll make you cry and call me grandpa!"

A very cocky laugh was his response to Yun Ran.

"Do you believe this young master can make you cry and call me brother right now?"

Yun Ran: "..."

"Bastard! Keep dreaming your spring and autumn fairy tales!"

[No one’s ever dared to be so arrogant in front of this girl!]

[Of course, the arrogant ones were all beaten into submission by this girl!]

[It really is like being struck by lightning and turning the grandpa into the grandson!]

Vaguely, the man’s sexy thin lips twitched slightly, and he walked over to Yun Ran, gazing at her through the net.

"By the way, sneaking into my house in the middle of the night, are you really captivated by this young master’s handsome looks?"

Upon hearing this, Yun Ran wanted to kick him away!

"Hiding your head, showing your tail, wearing a mask because you don’t dare to show your true face, bastard! Captivated by your looks? Do you even have looks for anyone to be captivated by?"

"Even my dog looks better than you!"

Black-clad man: "..."

The man’s handsome face stiffened a bit behind the mask, turning somewhat darker.

"Why not let your dog come over for a contest?"

"Tch! My dog is of rare beauty and can’t be bothered to compete with you!"

"..."

"And where do you get the confidence to say others are captivated by your looks?! Dare to take off your mask and see?"

"..."

The man gave her a long look with a deep gaze.

"That won’t do! You haven’t even seen this young master’s real face, yet you’re already so captivated that you sneak in over the walls, attempting to sully this young master’s purity."

"If you truly saw this young master’s looks, wouldn’t you be lovestruck, head over heels, and pounce on me right away?"

"This young master is already spoken for! If someone else sullies me, my sweet wife will be heartbroken."

"You’d better curb your audacity early; this young master isn’t someone anyone can covet."

"..."

Yun Ran rolled her eyes at him, unable to utter a word for quite a while.

Rather than cursing him, she’d rather get physical!

Regrettably...

However, this person right in front of her, with his shameless aura, always reminded her of Nangong Mo.

"Not speaking? Could it be that I’ve exposed your secret and you’re feeling guilty?"

"..."

Yun Ran gave him a cold look. "Let’s not beat around the bush. The masked man in black on Yongle Street that night, was that you?"

"Hmm?"

The man blinked, his voice full of confusion.

"That night? Which night? Wasn’t the first time this young master met you this morning?"

Yun Ran ignored his words, her tone as cold as her gaze.

"The silver from the dog hole! It was you who stole it, right?"

In the dark night, her words carried a chilling wind, full of sinister intent!

The man made a surprised ’eh’ sound, looking at her, "Dog hole? How do you know about that dog hole?"

Yun Ran: "!!!"

[So it really was you!]

[Bastard! You son of a dog!]

"The silver you took belongs to me!"

After saying that, Yun Ran almost ground her teeth to bits!

The man slightly raised his chin, indifferent, "Yours? Do you have proof?"

[With no help from the authorities, what proof do I need?]

"I don’t need proof. I know it’s you and that’s enough!"

The man pretended to ponder for a while and then suddenly exclaimed in surprise:

"Oh my! Could you be the young lady from that night... speaking of the heartless man who abandoned his wife and child to elope with his mistress?"

Yun Ran: "..."

"I am your grandpa!"

The man’s handsome face stiffened for a moment, striving to ignore her words.

"This young master finds those who lead young ladies on and then abandon them the most abhorrent. Since you’ve fallen into my hands today, I should properly educate you."

Yun Ran’s beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, shooting a cold look, "What do you intend to do?"

The man rolled up his sleeves, looking eager, "Let’s start by breaking your dog legs for that young lady."

Yun Ran: "..."

[No one has ever dared to talk about her delicate legs like this!!!]

But in the next instant, her lower leg was seized by someone.

Yun Ran’s gaze turned icy as she swung her leg towards his hand.

The man quickly withdrew his hand, examining his palm in the moonlight, then her leg, with a puzzled tone:

"These legs are too slender! So soft and delicate! They don’t seem like a man’s legs at all, rather like a young lady’s."

Yun Ran’s starry eyes narrowed, glaring at him coldly, without speaking.

He pondered for a moment, rubbing his chin through the mask, speaking to himself:

"Could it be a woman disguised as a man? If it’s a man, he’s too short."

"But if it’s a girl, who would have the audacity to sneak in and seduce a decent guy?"

"Hmm... Perhaps I’m just too handsome, making these young ladies lose their minds with obsession."

Yun Ran: "..."

[Which dog eye saw her seducing anyone?]

[In Tianchu, there’s no shortage of shameless people!]

The man suddenly tapped her on the head with his fan, "Hey, little thing, are you a boy or a girl?"

"..."

Yun Ran glared coldly at his pretty hand holding the fan.

[A pity to chop it off, but if I don’t, I can’t swallow this rage!]

"Not talking? Then I’ll have no choice but to inspect personally!"

Yun Ran: "!!!"

"Don’t you dare!"

Facing her murderous gaze, the man was unfazed, the corners of his lips curled up in an increasingly irritating smile.

"Whether I dare or not, you’ll find out soon enough, won’t you?"

As he spoke, his pretty claws reached through the net towards Yun Ran’s face.

Yun Ran slapped his hand away but not before his fingertips brushed her cheek.

His voice, a seductive whisper, drifted into her ears:

"Smooth and tender skin, looks like there’s a nine out of ten chance it’s a young lady."

Under the moonlight, the man sniffed his fingertip lightly, a smile curling on his lips.

"And with a faint lingering fragrance, it seems undoubtedly a little beauty."