CHAPTER 286: CHAPTER 281: DID YOU MISS ME?

"Break, legs?!"

Yun Ran glared at Nangong Mo for a long time before squeezing out these three words through clenched teeth.

"In the past, it was throwing into the lake to feed fish, and now before throwing, you have to break the legs first? What’s this? An upgrade?"

Nangong Mo seemed oblivious to her murderous face, raised his eyebrows calmly, "It’s also possible not just breaking the legs, but also crippling the hands together."

Yun Ran: "..."

"Ha! That’s a great suggestion! Aren’t you obsessed with pretending to be disabled? Someday, I’ll be kind enough to make you truly disabled!"

"While I’m at it, cripple both hands too! Blind your eyes! Poison you mute! Cut off your ears! Make sure you’re thoroughly disabled!"

After Yun Ran repeatedly tormented Nangong Mo in her mind eight hundred times, her sulking mood finally improved.

She simply sat down beside him, holding her chin and looking at him coolly, "Nangong Mo, I really want to ask, how have you lived until now without being beaten to death?"

Nangong Mo glanced diagonally at her, "Divine Doctor Yan, this prince isn’t familiar with you, please don’t directly call my name."

"Fine, then I’ll change it, Nangong Scoundrel, are you satisfied now?"

The man snorted coldly in response and calmly said, "Your disrespect can be punished with fifty thousand taels of gold."

Upon hearing that, Yun Ran was shocked he still wanted to fine her money?! After extorting so much gold and silver jewelry from her, he’s still not satisfied?

She immediately slapped him, "Nangong Mo, stop pretending! Enough is enough!"

The man raised his hand to tidy his hair, disturbed by the slap, and swept a dignified gaze over her, "Little charlatan, how dare you slap this prince?"

"..."

Seeing him pretending to be serious, Yun Ran couldn’t help it and slapped him again.

"Nangong Mo, are you addicted to acting?! Should I set up a stage and hire a cast for you?"

The man coldly snorted once more, without responding.

Yun Ran raised her hand for another slap, "What’s with the snort? Are you feeling aggrieved? Do you dare claim you don’t know who I am?"

Nangong Mo had already given up on tidying his thoroughly disheveled hair and, with a high and cold face, raised his chin, "Of course this prince knows who you are."

"A swindler who cheated your way to an admirable title of Divine Doctor Yan?"

"This prince was deceived by you too, came seeking healing for the princess. It’s a horror."

Yun Ran: "..."

"Swindler?!"

"I’ve always been diligent and honest, never wronged anyone... this fork-tongued scoundrel!"

"Poor princess, bitten by a dog and urgently needing treatment, yet meets a swindler like you! Ah, truly more pitiful than the dog!"

"..."

Suddenly, a magical sound floated into her ears, and Yun Ran felt herself repeatedly hovering on the edge of anger!

"Wake up, where’s your princess? You’ve been, divorced!"

"The princess has already found her new love! From now on, you have nothing to do with it anymore!"

As Yun Ran finished speaking, Nangong Mo’s handsome face darkened, eyes narrowed dangerously, voice icy, "Lin Wanyue, what do you mean?"

"Oh? Why aren’t you pretending now? Keep pretending, isn’t it true you don’t know me?"

"What new love? Make yourself clear, who is that person?"

Facing Nangong Mo’s deathly stare, Yun Ran lazily yawned, quite satisfied with the current darkness of his face.

She patted his shoulder, her smile blossomed like a flower, "Want to know? Then guess!"

Nangong Mo: "..."

Guess?

That man named Wushang?

Or Xiao Mohan?

Or perhaps...

In an instant, the man’s face was like a midnight sky filled with dense clouds, floating with countless ghosts, cold and eerie.

He squinted, stared at Yun Ran unblinkingly, gritting teeth, "Lin Wanyue, you heartless dead woman!"

"What?!"

Yun Ran looked surprised, "How am I heartless?"

Nangong Mo coldly snorted, hauntingly accusing:

"When I ran away from home, life or death unknown, whereabouts unclear, you didn’t worry at all! Still eating five meals a day!"

Yun Ran: "..."

"What? If you run away, I must go on a hunger strike and starve myself to death?"

"Besides, with a bunch of highly skilled Hidden Guards following, how is life or death unknown?"

Nangong Mo gave her a chilly look, "Not only did you not search for me or miss me, you even schemed to abandon me completely and elope with someone else."

"Lin Wanyue, doesn’t your conscience hurt?"

"You heartless little girl!"

Yun Ran: "..."

"Why do I feel like I’ve become the heartless betrayer in those pulp fiction stories?!"

"This guy sure was born the wrong gender! Look at this natural talent! Truly a waste!"

"Lin Wanyue, you’re silent, feeling guilty?"

"During my few days away from home, did you ever miss me?"

Yun Ran directly gave him a sidelong glance, "Didn’t you just mention I had five meals a day? When did I have time to miss you?"

Nangong Mo: "..."

"Really not a bit?"

"Don’t hold your breath! Never thought about you at all!"

"..."

Perhaps infuriated by her, the man stared at her for a while before forcefully turning away, leaving her with a cold back.

"What’s this? Facing the wall in repentance? So you know you’re wrong?"

"..."

The man pressed his lips, remaining silent as he turned once more, facing the window with his shadow towards Yun Ran.

"Oh! Are you angry? So, should you continue running away from home then?"

Nangong Mo: "..."

Continue running away from home?

She truly doesn’t miss me at all!

Even thinks I’m a bother! Doesn’t want to see at all!

Behind him, Yun Ran looked at the back of his head, her mouth twitching slightly.

"I’ve seen people angry like a cloud of three feet of rage, but this guy, it’s like a black cloud floating above, with ghostly shadows lurking..."

Amidst her silent complaints, suddenly a sound came, and she saw someone’s wheelchair flip, causing Nangong Mo to fall to the ground.

This sudden change startled Yun Ran, thinking the carriage hadn’t jolted, could it be the wheelchair broke?

Without time to think, Yun Ran hurried over to help him, "Nangong Mo, are you alright? Didn’t fall or injure anything..."

But before she finished, he suddenly grabbed her wrist forcefully, making Yun Ran involuntarily fall towards him.

In the chaotic swirl, unable to comprehend what happened, she regained sense only to find herself pressed beneath him.

Seeing the enlarged peerless face before her, Yun Ran ground her teeth in hatred, "Nangong Mo! You’re shameless!"

"You pretended to fall! You deceived! You scoundrel! You’re just a dog! Dog!"

If she had known, she’d have stomped instead of helping when he fell!