CHAPTER 139: CHAPTER 49: PIG LARGE INTESTINE

[——Thanks for the invitation, not scary at all.

——Sorry, miss, I didn’t mean to laugh. But losing eyebrows really isn’t threatening!

——Eyebrows? What are those? Are they more important than my hairline?

——LS+1, if I could, I’d be willing to transplant all my eyebrows to my hairline!

——+1, the hairline is what truly deserves sadness. (Touched their prematurely receding hairline and showed a stubborn smile)

...]

Obviously, losing eyebrows couldn’t capture the audience’s attention at all, instead, the topic veered towards hairlines. Du Xixi just smiled and then took the cooked edamame stir-fried with shredded pork out of the pan, placing it within the viewers’ sight in the livestream.

Edamame stir-fried with shredded pork is just an ordinary home-cooked dish. The main reason Du Xixi chose to make it was that the ingredients on hand limited her options, so she thought for a moment and said to the viewers, "Tomorrow, I’ll teach everyone to make a dish with a strong flavor. I hope you’re ready for it."

Du Xixi’s smile under her mask was slightly mischievous, and her tone carried some deep implications, as if she had dug a big pit, just waiting for these "naive" viewers to fall into it.

It’s a pity that the audience, engrossed in the Perception Sharing Space, weren’t interested in Du Xixi’s words; they just knew this dish tasted so good, the edamame were so tender and crisp.

After the audience finished enjoying the food, Du Xixi turned off the livestream with a smile, ignoring the barrage of messages from viewers trying hard to keep her. She simply turned around and said to 2569, who came closer, "Tomorrow, when you slaughter the pig, keep its... did you hear me?"

Du Xixi spoke those three words very lightly, so lightly that only 2569, the housekeeper Robot, could hear them, besides her. Even Miao Miao, with sharp hearing, standing nearby, and Ke Lian, who was trying hard to eavesdrop outside, didn’t catch what Du Xixi wanted 2569 to keep.

Miao Miao didn’t mind, but Ke Lian’s curiosity outside was overwhelming. He was standing on one foot with the other hanging in the air, both hands gripping the door tightly, his ear wishing it could go through the door into the kitchen, eavesdropping very earnestly.

With Ke Lian’s stealth ability, Du Xixi had no idea there was someone eavesdropping on the door while she earnestly whispered the necessary ingredients and seasonings for tomorrow to 2569, instructing it to prepare everything thoroughly.

But unexpected situations always occur. Just when Ke Lian thought he could hear what Du Xixi was saying if he tried a little harder, Ke Xing, who had gone out for a walk after lunch, came back.

Ke Xing immediately spotted his son foolishly trying to squeeze himself into the doorframe, looking just like the gecko that Du Xixi had once described.

Ke Lian, being a vigilant person, sensed someone coming in from the main door, immediately glanced over, and very smoothly locked eyes with his father’s playful gaze.

Ke Xing: Hey!

Ke Lian: ...

It’s rare for people to be able to focus on two things at once. Ke Lian could do it on the battlefield, but at home, in his relaxed state, he concentrated on one thing and ignored the other. When he noticed Ke Xing returning, he didn’t notice that 2569 had already grasped the handle and opened the kitchen door.

Thus, under the watchful eyes of Du Xixi, Miao Miao, and Ke Xing, Ke Lian, who was still clinging to the door, had a close encounter with 2569, both tumbling to the ground. Particularly, Ke Lian fell onto 2569, maintaining that ridiculous gecko-like pose.

Everyone: ...

What can we say? It’s just very funny.

Ke Xing coughed and turned his head to look at the scenery outside; Miao Miao lowered her head, intently gazing at her long skirt’s hem; Du Xixi... Du Xixi laughed heartily.

"Hahaha, Ke Lian, what are you doing?" Du Xixi controlled her large pregnancy, laughing boldly but not excessively, "Don’t tell me you were opening the door in that pose you just did."

By now, Ke Lian had already gotten up from the ground, his face slightly flushed, and didn’t forget to lift up 2569, which almost short-circuited from the fall. He licked his slightly dry lips, sounding a bit embarrassed, "I just wanted to know what you were saying in there."

Du Xixi lowered her gaze, trying her best to suppress her laughter, "If you wanted to know, why didn’t you just come in?"

Ke Lian walked to Du Xixi, embarrassed to admit he forgot, but Du Xixi noticed his discomfort, so she quickly changed the topic, "Tomorrow, I want to invite Sister Mo Ying and Ye Wenting over to our house as guests. What do you think?"