Chapter 74: Chapter 71: Naughty Kids"Want an autograph?"

    Chu Mengyao and Ye Fan were taken aback, looking left and right, up and down. Zhang Lu was not the type to chase celebrities. How could this beautiful woman be chasing another beautiful woman? Asking for an autograph shouldn’t even happen. When Zhang Lu was with Chu Biyao, she was very ordinary, showing no signs of admiration. She couldn’t possibly be the type to idolize celebs.

    "An autograph?!" Chu Biyao exclaimed, running over. She stood beside Zhang Lu, patting her shoulder with a mischievous smile. "Hello, Officer! I know I’m quite famous, but I didn’t expect even a beauty like you to be my fan. We’re already good friends, so don’t worry. I’ll definitely give you an autograph. So, tell me, where do you want me to sign? Anywhere is fine. Don’t worry, we’re all friends. I won’t make fun of you."

    "Ugh, stop rambling and just do as I say." Zhang Lu’s face turned cold as she brought up a painful subject, unintentionally giving Ye Fan a harsh look. "If it wasn’t for the kids at home pestering me for your autograph, I wouldn’t have asked. It’s strange, why idolize a celebrity who acts like a child? From my perspective, you’re just a troublemaker. When the kids at home see people insult you, they call me, asking me, a cop, to arrest the bad guys. Those who criticize you become bad people. I don’t think you’re much better either."

    "Officer, I still see you as a young maiden, yet you already have kids at home? How old are they? Seven? Eight?" Chu Biyao asked curiously, a sly gleam in her eyes.

    Zhang Lu was furious. Seven or eight kids? That was clearly calling her a pig, wasn’t it?

    "Watch your mouth. When was the last time you brushed your teeth? Your mouth reeks." Zhang Lu was not one to be messed with. Her retorts were sharp as she meaningfully eyed Chu Mengyao and Ye Fan. "They got married and had kids, right? Aren’t those kids yours too? Or are you going to claim that you gave birth to them, and the one who married Ye Fan is also you."

    The city gate caught fire, and the fish in the pond suffered. Now, Ye Fan and Chu Mengyao were caught in an undeserved calamity.

    Even though Ye Fan remained composed and serene, when he heard Zhang Lu’s words, his face twitched.

    "That’s some sharp mouth, why doesn’t it come with a filter? Any words just come flying out," Ye Fan muttered softly.

    Chu Mengyao’s face turned crimson with embarrassment, her ears burning as she hastily interjected, "You two, stop it. Will holding back a bit kill you?"

    Zhang Lu quickly reined in her wildness. This one comment managed to encompass all three in front of her. If Chu Biyao hadn’t provoked her, she wouldn’t have such a big mouth.

    "Oh, girl, is your mouth ’really sweet’?" Chu Biyao said strangely, emphasizing the words "really sweet," "I’m a generous person, so I won’t hold a grudge. Tell me, how many autographs do you need? I’ll give you as many as you want."

    Both knew their limits and were wary of losing face, so they stopped in time.

    "The kids at home are such troublemakers. Each one is so hyperactive and loads of trouble. If I take your autographs to them, they will surely think they’re fake and hassle me. What can I do to not make them suspicious?" Zhang Lu asked in frustration.

    "Oh, that’s easy. Just send them a video of us, with the two of us appearing together," Chu Biyao said as she wrapped an arm around Zhang Lu’s shoulder. Zhang Lu was uneasy, saying irritably, "Is it really necessary to be this close?"

    "Don’t look at me like that. If you’re into girls, don’t get any ideas about me," Chu Biyao replied with a laugh.

    Zhang Lu was utterly helpless, suppressing her frustration as she reluctantly started a video call. A boy of about five or six answered, "Auntie, what are you doing? I’m about to write a love letter to Qianqian from my class, don’t bother me..."

    The little boy reluctantly spoke, but as he went on, he suddenly froze, his expression turning rigid.

    "Auntie, am I seeing things? Is the person smiling next to you the national goddess, Chu Biyao?" The boy was bewildered and, after a moment of staring blankly, asked hesitantly, as if seeing a ghost.

    "What, you don’t want to answer your auntie’s call? Fine, I’ll hang up then," Zhang Lu said with a stern face.

    Seeing that Zhang Lu wanted to assert some authority in front of the youngster, Chu Biyao played along cooperatively.

    "No, no, Auntie, you’re my dearest auntie, closer than mom, closer than dad, please don’t hang up," the boy said with a silly grin, showing his two tiger teeth, his eyes fixed on Chu Biyao.

    "Call the other brats over. If you want an autograph, say so now. I’ve told you all before that I know the person next to me, but you just didn’t believe it. Now you’re dumbfounded, aren’t you? Stop gawking and call the others. If you don’t hurry up, I’m really going to hang up. Your auntie’s busy." Zhang Lu lectured with an air of authority.

    "Yes, Auntie." The little boy shouted to the side, "Big Sis, Second Bro, Second Cousin, Fourth Sis, Fifth Bro, come quickly to see Sister Biyao, she’s with Auntie, we’re on a video call with her, hurry up,..."

    "Where is she?"

    "Is it real?"

    "What’s going on?"

    "You can’t deceive us, like Auntie’s mysterious job would ever let her see Sister Biyao. Dream on."

    Several kids, both boys and girls, rushed toward the little boy with doubts. They didn’t really believe Sister Biyao was on a video call with them. How could she be? They thought it must be a prank and were ready to teach the little boy a lesson, but when they got closer, they all stared dumbfounded.

    "Sister Biyao?"

    "It’s really Sister Biyao."

    "Hello, Sister Biyao. I really like you. I want to be a celebrity too someday." Sёarch* The N?vel?ire.net website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

    "Sister Biyao, when’s your next song coming out?"

    "Sister Biyao, someone dared to insult you online. I made a wish for those who insult you to be struck by lightning, and it came true. Sister Biyao, how are you going to thank me?"

    The kids talked over each other, staring at the screen, completely ignoring Zhang Lu, their eyes not leaving Chu Biyao.

    "Hello, little ones," Chu Biyao greeted.

    "Sister Biyao, wait, I wrote you a love letter, let me get it to read it to you."

    "Sister Biyao, do you have a boyfriend? Wait till I grow up, will you marry me?"

    Chu Biyao initially intended to have a nice chat with the kids, but she didn’t expect a flood of questions. Especially bizarre ones, leaving her a bit helpless as she couldn’t exactly go against the kids.

    "I’ll give you a good spanking when Auntie gets back," Zhang Lu decisively ended the video call.

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    This Chapter has been revised several times. I hope it can be released. Praying for it, the power of harmony can be quite frustrating!!!