Chapter 344 - My Phone Connected to The Immortal Realm - NovelsTime

My Phone Connected to The Immortal Realm

Chapter 344

Author: yu jiu
updatedAt: 2025-05-05

Brother Hu widened his eyes and almost put his chest close to Xiao Wu''s body.

    "My father is the village head. I am the biggest in the whole village. I can do whatever I want!"

    The one in front of me is a scoundrel. Xiao Wu wondered how the fairy could be liked by this group of people.

    He also took a good look at the fairy''s body. There was a big difference between him and himself. He was just a girl without bud. He couldn''t talk about women at all.

    However, the girl has been tossing with herself for so long. She has really helped herself and served her mother. Although there are some discordant things between them, it can be justified.

    Thinking of this, Xiao Wu''s eyes floated and flicked with his fingers. The two little bees on the bouquet of flowers instantly turned into ice beans and fell to the ground.

    Squatting down, he picked up the two ice beans, put them in the palm of his hand and handed them to brother Hu.

    "Is it fun? This is the bee collector you brought. If you don''t want to become such a butterfly collector, just jump out of the window." Little five said.

    Brother Hu bah: "I think I''m a group of people. I used to be some guys who practice juggling and magic. Brothers, brother Hu showed you his skills today. Uncle Xu in the village hasn''t tried my boxing yet."

    While talking, brother Hu unexpectedly put on the double shape of tiger and crane. There was a wind at his feet and rushed to Xiao Wu. His two big hands seemed to be chicken claws and scratched desperately in front of Xiao Wu.

    Little five pulled the fairy back and forth, and tripped gently at his feet. Brother Hu directly ate the dog''s excrement and lay on the ground.

    The guy didn''t know how to die, so he got up and continued to fight.

    Three or two times, he was thrown down by Xiao Wu''s hand from the window. The rest of the attendants were frightened. They trembled and wanted to run out of the gate, but Xiao Wu drank and jumped out of the window on the second floor.

    Standing on the windowsill, watching these limping villagers escape, Xiao Wu pointed to the fairy: "you can also attract butterfly collectors. The world is so wonderful."

    During the day, Xiao Wu went to the village to inquire about the fairy. Unexpectedly, several aunts sitting at the door of the village committee seemed to see their mother when they saw him. They almost had to tell the whole village for decades.

    After getting tired of what Xiao Wu said and getting angry, those gossip women stopped and left one after another.

    However, it can be easily heard from their mouth that the village head is really not a good thing. Although he can''t plunder people''s money like the feudal society, he doesn''t get less benefits and kickbacks in many things.

    In the upsurge of justice, Xiao Wu decided to teach the village head a lesson. However, such people must be very careful. If they use their own practice to deal with them, I''m afraid it will damage the image of practitioners. If they hit people, it would be against the law and easy to suffer a lawsuit.

    It''s not appropriate to find several people to clean him up from his mobile phone. After thinking about it, he first went to the village head''s door and recognized the door. When it was dark, he hid under the root of a tree more than ten meters away from the village head''s house and listened to the movement inside.

    Brother Hu came home and made a drama about his beating and reported it to his father. Like a son, like a father. What a bear child is like, that unlucky father is no better.

    "If that''s the case, I''ll take someone to the overhaul plant tomorrow to trouble them." The village head scolded and then saw the village head riding a motorcycle out of the yard from home.

    But at the door sat a fat woman with a big cigarette bag in her mouth. She asked, "where are you going, not even a word?"

    "Oh, my wife, I''ll go to town and find Lao tan from the industrial and commercial office. I''ll clean up brother Qiang''s overhaul factory tomorrow, otherwise our baby son''s beating will be in vain!"

    "Well, it''s a business. It''s right."

    Xiao Wu couldn''t help laughing. The village head''s wife seemed to be the Empress Dowager. It was very accurate.

    At present, Xiao Wu has an idea to deal with the village head family. It seems that he has to start with this fat woman and let him deal with the village head without doing it himself or laborious.

    But how can we let her do it? I really think about it. I can''t let the village head go to the overhaul plant to find trouble.

    In fact, Xiao Wu thought of many ways, either to go to the village head''s wife, which is certainly inappropriate; Or give money, it''s a little uneconomical; If you beat her and convince her, you can''t make a mistake; After working under the roots for a long time, Xiao Wu never came up with a good idea.

    Until it was dark and the night wind blew.

    When Xiao Wu saw the village head coming back on a motorcycle with a roast chicken and a bottle of wine in his hand, he had an idea in his mind.

    Roasted chicken became frozen chicken in soya sauce, and Baijiu became white.

    Then, in the dark, he climbed up the roof of the village head''s house, stuffed his big pot chimney with bricks and hay, jumped into the rear window, and waited for their empress dowager to torture the village head.

    It''s like the fifth guess. The village head riding a motorcycle, as a village head, is like loading a picture, and riding a bike can not drink. Baijiu must be bought for his wife, because few women smoke.

    Roast chicken must also be prepared for his wife, because during the day, Xiao Wu sees that a woman is fine, and tears the chicken leg meat in her hand, one by one as a snack. No wonder she looks like a new year pig.

    Not surprisingly, within 20 minutes, the village head''s home had become a fairyland, full of smoke.

    No matter what the village head thinks, the smoke can''t run out. This one was scolded by his wife. He rolled and fell on the ground. He hurried to the room to have a look. He took off the thing blocking the chimney and cursed.

    The one in the room really didn''t want to: "my wine, my roast chicken, what you fucking bought are all with ice residue. Can you heat it for me?"

    "Wife, I''m wrong. I''ll give you something." The village chief roasted chicken from the house and hurriedly put the Baijiu and roast chicken into the pot.

    No matter how hot it is, the things processed by Xiao Wu are still cold.

    When she was brought to the pig woman again, the Empress Dowager was finally angry. She pulled out a feather duster and pointed to the village head and scolded, "old and immortal, are you tired of living, or do you want me to stop you and serve my mother like this? Is it so cold? Do you deliberately regulate my mother?"

    "Madam, I really didn''t. the roast chicken was still hot when it was brought back. Who knows how it can turn into ice?"

    "Your Lord, give you another last chance. If you don''t give me the chicken, my mother will pick your skin today."

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