Message Board Another Stampede Or Seriously, Enough

    930: NONAME

    Japan is doomed

    931: NONAME

    Welcome to hell

    932: NONAME

    Hey, not funny, and in bad taste too

    933: NONAME

    Alright, into the messed-up world

    934: NONAME

    Ha, it''s exactly like the end of the century, huh?

    935: NONAME

    We haven’t even made it through a quarter of the 21st century and here we are

    936: NONAME

    Japan is doomed

    937: NONAME

    I’m hungry...

    938: NONAME

    Food...

    939: NONAME

    I want bread...

    940: NONAME

    Wheat prices are skyrocketing worldwide since imports stopped

    941: NONAME

    Oh, then why not eat cake if there’s no bread?

    942: NONAME

    Hey, someone get this Antoinette out of here

    943: NONAME

    Lady Antoinette, your guillotine awaits over there

    944: NONAME

    Actually, wasn’t that one of her entourage? This joke’s way too old, moving on

    945: NONAME

    What’s up with the dungeon! Seriously, cut it out!

    946: NONAME

    I get how you feel, but don’t lose it

    947: NONAME

    Hey, it’s the 21st century! Where’s our laser guns?!

    948: NONAME

    Oh, if we had those, I’d take down the monsters myself!

    949: NONAME

    Still using physical rounds. I heard even the Self-Defense Forces are researching railguns

    950: NONAME

    Yeah, the prototype 40mm railgun from the Defense Equipment Agency

    951: NONAME

    What! It’s a solid projectile?!

    952: NONAME

    What else would it be? What’re you even saying?

    953: NONAME

    Come onnnn, beam weapons, where are they~~?

    954: NONAME

    Just so you know, beams are physical rounds too

    955: NONAME

    Yeah, exactly. The concept involves shooting superheated, charged metal fragments at high speeds

    956: NONAME

    Really? I learned something new

    957: NONAME

    Then kill the monsters with a laser, please

    958: NONAME

    To generate that much power, just how much electricity would it take?

    959: NONAME

    Might work in space, but lasers weaken in the atmosphere because of moisture

    960: NONAME

    Yeah, with low enough output, even a humidifier can block it

    961: Takashi

    Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest! Humidifier strongest!

    962: NONAME

    Then you go beat the monster with a humidifier

    963: NONAME

    Heh, then wouldn’t a new mist-producing fire truck nullify lasers?

    964: Takashi

    Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest! Fire truck strongest!

    965: NONAME

    Then you go fight with the fire truck—wait, with a fire truck, you might stand a chance

    966: NONAME

    If the opponent’s fire-type, that would actually give you an edge. Not that we know if they exist

    967: NONAME

    Takashi’s so annoying

    968: NONAME

    Stop! Takashi-kun’s body will never be the same because of everyone’s calculation mistakes... sniff

    969: NONAME

    What! No way... that’s how it is...

    970: NONAME

    sniff Poor Takashi...

    971: NONAME

    You all sure seem at ease

    972: NONAME

    No, we’re not. Just bored because there’s nothing to do in the shelter

    973: NONAME

    Hey, hey, could a railgun kill a monster?

    974: NONAME

    It could, but it’s not practical due to costs and operational issues

    975: NONAME

    The monsters attack in waves

    976: NONAME

    Right, and it can’t fire rapidly or maneuver easily

    977: NONAME

    What the hell! Isn’t there anything that can just sweep them away?!

    978: NONAME

    Even if there was, it’d probably vaporize your whole town along with it

    979: NONAME

    Listen! When I got back from the shelter, my house was ransacked!

    980: NONAME

    For real? That’s terrible

    981: NONAME

    Details, please

    982: NONAME

    Noooo!! Give me back my money! Give me back my food!!

    983: NONAME

    Calm down

    984: NONAME

    Was it monsters?

    984: NONAME

    No, humans. Broke in by forcing open the shutters. I’m checking damages, but they took everything valuable and all the food! So infuriating!!!!!!!

    985: NONAME

    A criminal act, then. Lone culprit?

    986: NONAME

    Mud footprints all over the living room. I’m avoiding stepping on them—it’s evidence...

    987: NONAME

    I see, that’s rough

    988: NONAME

    Hang in there

    989: NONAME

    Food must be scarce in the city due to the high population. In the countryside, we’ve got wild plants and vegetables everywhere

    990: NONAME

    Lucky...

    991: NONAME

    Fresh veggies... drools

    992: NONAME

    But at night, there are eerie howls from the mountains. Terrifying, can’t sleep

    993: NONAME

    Mountains are bad news! Monsters have the upper hand!

    994: NONAME

    Don’t let the fire go out!!

    995: NONAME

    So infuriating!!! Let the criminals get eaten by monsters!!!

    996: NONAME

    I get it, but let’s keep such things private

    997: NONAME

    A bonfire would just make us stand out more. I’ll go ask Grandpa

    998: NONAME

    Stick together in large groups! Crowdedness keeps monsters away!!

    999: NONAME

    Yes, stay packed together!

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