CHAPTER 1017: CHAPTER 1003: FISHING

But if you’re a damn villain, Su Xuan is even more of a villain than you, just like that street swindler before, who was swindled by Su Xuan for a whole day and ended up spitting blood.

And these guys today, to be honest, it feels like legally some kind of fraud, to be blunt, it’s extortion. Encounters like these, naturally Su Xuan has to put on a good show, otherwise it would be a shame for his reputation.

"No worries, sweetheart, these two idiots don’t dare to stab me. You know, our Huaxia laws are very strict. If you fight with a knife, that’s three years; if there’s blood, five years; if you stab me seriously, ten years might be required. If I happen to die, they could be executed by shooting. Sweetheart, if I kick the bucket, remember to tell me every Qingming how they got shot."

Su Xuan looked indifferent, while Li Qingxue next to him was about to faint, thinking damn, can’t you be serious? This isn’t a joke, plus if they really stab you, can I still live?

Even that boss was speechless and somewhat trembling. The boss actually knows the law, and he’s quite scared. Using a knife is very serious. Their extortion is basically legal fraud, even if someone reports them, at most they’d be fined, then change the storefront and continue. But using a knife is totally different. Even if you don’t kill anyone, it’s still very troublesome, especially since he’s holding a seven-hole machete that’s already sharpened, which seems illegal.

"Kid, you, don’t push me. I tell you, when I get fierce, sometimes I don’t even recognize myself."

Looking at Su Xuan, the boss said fiercely.

"Uh, really? Then show me how fierce you are. Actually, I’m quite curious. I say, boss, you’re quite shameless. Honestly, I’ve suffered so bad, only asking you to compensate four thousand yuan, yet you’re thinking of using a knife. Tsk tsk, does that seem worthwhile to you? If you fail to stab me dead, you’d spend ten years or so in prison, probably come out to find your wife sleeping in someone else’s bed, and your kid calling someone else dad. If you stab me to death, you’d be executed. I’ve heard bullets through bodies are really brutal."

Su Xuan appeared scared, while the boss was already trembling all over, truly feeling unheard of, as if killing himself wasn’t that scary, really about to explode.

"You, you... if you really got killed by me, and I dismembered you, maybe I could still escape. How many criminals have escaped scot-free like this?" This boss still wanted Su Xuan to compromise.

"Uh, you’re thinking too naively. Haven’t you noticed there’s a camera at your door? There’s a powerful network called Skynet now, you know, very formidable. Once you dismember me, you’d be arrested right after. You know, I’ll be waiting for you down there, let’s go fishing below, how about it?"

Su Xuan said with a sly smile, looking laid-back, while the lackey trembled so hard his knife dropped to the ground.

"Gulp..."

At that instant, the lackey felt like he was about to wet his pants. He didn’t understand the law, but was scared out of his wits by Su Xuan’s talk of his wife sleeping with someone else.

"Kid, you, stop spouting nonsense. I don’t believe I could make you two into meat buns and that surveillance would know I made buns."

The man trembled as he spoke.

"Big brother, how evil is your thought! But do you know who I am? I’m a second-generation rich kid, my family is wealthy. Otherwise, do you think I’d bother spending twenty thousand yuan on a mouse? You think a handsome rich kid who could make countless girls swoon would be made into meat buns and my family wouldn’t report it? Even if my family didn’t, do you think my girlfriends wouldn’t report it? After all, I’m so charming women scream with delight, can’t help it."

Su Xuan narcissistically spoke, while the boss was about to go crazy, thinking damn, would you die if you don’t show off? That mouse ain’t worth even one yuan, yet you shamelessly want twenty thousand yuan, calling two broken eggs Golden Mouse Eggs, truly hitting rock bottom in shamelessness like this.

"Big brother, what should we do? I don’t even have kids yet, if I spend ten years in jail, Xiaomei will surely run off with someone else!"

The big guy was about to cry, truly afraid to duel with Su Xuan now. This guy played too hard, if he hacked him with a knife, executed if killed, jailed ten years if not, totally not worth it.

More importantly, he didn’t have kids yet. Finally dating someone recently, if jailed ten years, she’d surely run off, totally awkward now. First time wielding a knife yet frightened by someone unarmed, kinda embarrassing thinking of it.

"Don’t quarrel, what’s the fuss?" The big brother felt vexed, really disgusted. Unarmed, seem unable to beat this guy, even armed, still afraid. He knows there’s Skynet at his door, truly trapping, so powerful, like a net, nowhere to hide.

If really stabbing, haven’t even implemented escape plan, already caught. If killed, worse trouble, surely costing life, since after all, killing demands life.

Honestly, if Su Xuan hadn’t been chatting, people in impulsive moments wouldn’t think much, hence many death row convicts. Actually, they, more than anyone, regret, especially those impulsively causing irreversible pain as death row convicts, really regret, when they committed crimes, a momentary lapse, a bit more thinking then wouldn’t have killed.

Since life won’t continue, reportedly death row convicts before execution face horror, allowed family farewell, given good meal, that time probably most horrific and intolerable.