My System Always Wants to Force Me to Confess
Chapter 395 - 392: How Could I Have Weird Thoughts About Twin Ponytails!
CHAPTER 395: CHAPTER 392: HOW COULD I HAVE WEIRD THOUGHTS ABOUT TWIN PONYTAILS!
Because the person in question is Tsukimi Sakurazawa, Shirakawa selectively ignored the driving-related content and only pondered those illogical statements.
Can you wrap your arms around my waist? It’s clearly about whether your waist strength is good enough, right? What’s it got to do with my waist?
Though he thought this in his heart, facing the whiny monster, Shirakawa Sawahei would never respond that way—in fact, if he answered like that, she’d probably turn around and pull a pitiful face, accusing Shirakawa Sawahei of making inappropriate jokes with her as the president...
"Hurry up and come down~ we’re still waiting for people."
"Oh~ okay, then... Shirakawa, can you help me down..."
"Don’t you have legs?"
"I can’t walk anymore~ Shirakawa oni-chan, dasiki~" Tsukimi Sakurazawa switched to a sweet, sticky voice, deliberately mimicking a famous line from an anime heroine, trying to awaken Shirakawa Sawahei’s protective instincts for his little sister.
While she said this, she extended her small hand, gesturing for him to hold her to prevent her from falling, as Shirakawa Sawahei, with a head full of black lines, was just about to refuse Tsukimi Sakurazawa’s unreasonable act, a voice from the distant laid-back girl came over.
"Shirakawa!"
The Black Hearted Lolita and the laid-back girl stood together, waving at the three of them in unison, of course, Ise Yu Yuzhijin seemed enthusiastic, while the Black Hearted Little Girl wasn’t in the best of moods...
Darn pretty boy! I %¥%#@¥#... (...%¥^#
Yesterday, Shirakawa Sawahei’s despicable behavior once again made Asano Nazuki realize what it means to have limited human decency, but a pretty boy has no bottom line... to actually do such an operation as selling a ticket to me, while giving everyone else’s tickets for free!
He barely does anything involving other people...
Shirakawa Sawahei, you’re not just inhuman, you’re really crafty!
Thus, the Black Hearted Lolita resolved last night with great determination—Shirakawa must fall, or she wouldn’t become an elegant lady!
Just wait and see, pretty boy!! I’m going to use this body you look down upon to accomplish things you can’t even imagine!
Someday, I’ll make you lie at this lady’s feet, unable to even crawl!
"Everyone’s here, let’s go in."
"Okay~ Shirakawa, you lead the way."
The group of five walked into the cinema shoulder to shoulder. After queuing up and showing their premiere tickets, they slowly walked into the pitch-black environment following the instructions to the screen room.
"Shirakawa? Shirakawa, where are you~ it’s so dark here, I’m so scared... hurry and hold my hand."
"And mine too, and mine."
"..."
The laid-back girl and the whiny monster’s fuss was, as usual, ignored by Shirakawa Sawahei. He casually grabbed the little hands they extended and had them hold each other’s hands instead.
"Since you’re both scared, just keep each other company."
Whiny monster: "???"
Laid-back girl: "???"
"Shirakawa... with this move of yours, I’ve started questioning your identity..." the whiny monster said complexly, "Are you a scumbag or just insensitive..."
"You’re right... Shirakawa, can’t you just show a bit of masculinity..."
"Go in and sit down, our seats are in this row."
The Black Hearted Lolita walked in last, taking advantage of the others slowly taking their seats, she grabbed Shirakawa Sawahei.
"Pretty boy... where’s the black-hearted woman?!"
"I don’t know."
"Still pretending! She was already exposed yesterday! You’re the one who gave her the movie tickets!"
"Mind your words, can that be called giving?"
"??? Pretty boy! You’re still trying to be evasive! Don’t think I don’t know! Generally, when boys and girls date, they like to treat each other now and then, today you give me a movie ticket, tomorrow I buy you milk tea... it looks like an equal exchange, but it’s all just playful teasing in disguise! Creating opportunities for contact under legitimate reasons!"
Shirakawa Sawahei’s face turned dark as he said annoyed, "What do you know, your sister is usually quite well-behaved, I just wanted to reward her a bit."
The Black Hearted Lolita sneered, "Try saying that to her face if you dare... saying she’s well-behaved... pretty boy oh pretty boy, I think you’ve gotten addicted to being a scumbag."
Shirakawa Sawahei silently clenched his fist...
Yes, yes, the iron fist of the proletariat hardens once more!
"Just go sit properly, I did just give her a movie ticket, so what?"
"Look at me today, aren’t I still nicely here accompanying you all to watch a movie?"
"Hmph... who knows if you’ll sneak out halfway, pretending to go to the bathroom, and then end up watching the movie with the black-hearted woman..."
"What kind of anime plot is that..." Shirakawa Sawahei’s face turned dark: "There aren’t any numbers in my name."
"It’s got nothing to do with numbers, it’s got a lot to do with you as a person!" The little girl glanced at him, flicked her twin tails, and said unsatisfied, "Because you, you can’t be inferred using common sense."
"Just asking... what do you mean by common sense..."
"Love me, spoil me, don’t be fierce, and always obey me."
"Sorry, but from my perspective, that doesn’t count as common sense at all."
How many times must I say it! Anyone who has thoughts about you cannot be described using common sense at all, okay!
Even if I, Shirakawa Sawahei, were to die, jumping off from here in the cinema, I would never get weird thoughts about your flat as a washboard figure!
Yes! Impossible!
Shirakawa Sawahei firmly thought in his heart, but when he turned to see the Black Hearted Lolita’s cute face, and the soft twin tails hanging beside her head, his previously clenched fist suddenly had a weird sensation...
The little girl’s hair seems pretty nice...
Cough, cough...
Should...shouldn’t be possible, right? I’m so upright...
A certain upright male protagonist once again silently comforted himself.
"Konatsuori? Something wrong? Need any help?"
"N-no, we’re coming right over."
The movie soon started, and after they were seated, the whiny monster handed a bucket of popcorn to Shirakawa Sawahei, reaching over the laid-back girl and Miss Tachibana Chiboku.
"Shirakawa~ try this, it’s very tasty."
Although Shirakawa Sawahei didn’t like sweet food, eating a couple of popcorns was no problem at all. According to the seat arrangement of the premiere tickets, the little girl and Miss Tachibana Chiboku sat on either side of Shirakawa Sawahei, while the love-struck girl Ise Yu and the whiny monster couldn’t sit where they wished.
They failed to get any of the three most desired seats... Ise Yu, Ise Yu, you’ve got a long way to go in your love marathon!
When can I sit in Shirakawa’s arms and watch a movie... sigh... cinemas and such are the most fitting place for couples to whisper sweet nothings...
Furuta Kei’s animated film slowly began, quickly capturing the laid-back girl’s attention. This animated movie titled "The Moment of Fireworks" started off impressively, with scenes of fireworks shining like shooting stars, each frame looked like it could be captured as wallpaper.
The protagonist’s story unfolded bit by bit, progressing along the main line of fireworks, slowly painting a slightly tragic love story. In the middle of it, Shirakawa Sawahei glanced to both sides, discovering that the laid-back girl and the whiny monster were already crying their eyes out, Miss Tachibana Chiboku’s eyes were also glistening with tears, seemingly moved to tears by the tragic romance depicted in the movie.
Compared to them, the little girl’s expression remained much calmer.
"Tch, what’s there to cry about... women are such a hassle, so sentimental..."
Hearing the Black Hearted Little Girl muttering under her breath, Shirakawa Sawahei couldn’t help but fall silent.
If I hadn’t noticed the tissues you secretly hid to wipe your tears just now, I’d have really believed your nonsense!
"I’m going to the bathroom." Shirakawa Sawahei said to the little girl beside him.