CHAPTER 447: EXTRA: GALGAME STRATEGY PLAN

[Comprehensive Strategy Target: Hayakawa Kashi; Strategy Method: Galgame; Current Health Bar: Five Bars;]

[This strategy is for testing options, all consequences are unrelated to the system, final interpretation rights are reserved by the system. In case of disputes, please contact Nanshan Pizza’s proxy lawyer]

[Note: The strategy test target is randomly selected, new targets may be introduced in the future tests, please patiently wait for the next one]

[Note: To protect the physical and mental health of minors, this strategy’s final CG is R18, please choose carefully before entering]

[Strategy Start]

Shirakawa Sawahei: ?

Ha, the low-rank system is acting up again. Who am I, Shirakawa Sawahei, to play your game of strategizing the Evil Little Arrogant again?

Hmm? There’s a lolita mode of Hayakawa Kashi, you should have said so earlier...

[Background Voiceover: First love is always beautiful, but for Hayakawa Kashi, the feeling of love barely has any necessity...]

The lolita version of Hayakawa Kashi appeared in the scene, sitting quietly on a park bench, her eyes showing a hint of melancholy.

So Miss Kaori has been so cold and proud since childhood? The low-rank game visuals of this system are quite realistic...

Several options appeared before Shirakawa Sawahei.

[1. Go over and say hello; 2. Watch her quietly from a distance; 3. Shout her name]

The old playboy frowned, feeling that things weren’t simple.

Watch her quietly from a distance? Miss Kaori is at most in fifth grade now, a typical elementary school student. Her pretty face hasn’t fully developed yet, but it already holds the potential for future beauty ceiling. Just observing her from the side might get me mistaken as a pervert, right?

Better choose 1.

"Who are you?"

[1. Don’t ask so many questions, come with me; 2. It’s difficult to explain, those who get it get it; 3. I’m your future boyfriend]

Once the options appeared, Shirakawa Sawahei frowned again, feeling things were off.

The first option is a no-go, pass right away. The second option... Little Arrogant’s personality doesn’t like being a mystery player, saying something like that will surely earn a white-eyed look of disdain from lolita Hayakawa Kashi.

Could it be! The third option... is actually the key to opening a fantastic strategy drama!

No! It’s not that simple; Little Arrogant isn’t an ordinary girl, and lolita Little Arrogant surely isn’t an ordinary lolita. In the world of galgames, it’s often that the most improbable option holds the key to the Happy End.

It’s decided! It’s you!

Shirakawa Sawahei felt he was standing at level six with this move.

Once the option was pressed, Miss Kaori showed a speechless look, and waved her little hand.

[You are escorted to the police station by the Hayakawa family’s undercover bodyguards, and jailed for twenty years on charges of endangering public safety, attempted kidnapping, and being a lolicon.]

[You went to prison...]

[Health -1; Please choose strategy age again: 8-12; 12-15; 15-18; 18+]

???

Damn, being a lolicon can even be a crime... If that’s true, what about Neon where everyone is a lolicon?

Damn it, isn’t it just a lolita Hayakawa Kashi, I managed to conquer the most difficult main Little Arrogant, how can I easily give up!

Don’t underestimate the perseverance of us old perverts, you jerk!

After some serious thought, Shirakawa Sawahei decided to calm down and have a space-time transcending romance with lolita Little Arrogant.

Ara ara, this is the kind of approach Little Arrogants at this age like, huh?

"I’m your future boyfriend."

Miss Kaori: "..."

"Are you out of your mind?" The lolita Little Arrogant said full of compassion, "Chuunibyou? I’ll send you home to watch Magic Girl."

"..."

"No, I really am your future boyfriend... Hmm? Kashi? Kashi?!"

[You went to prison...]

Shirakawa Sawahei felt this low-rank system’s low-rank game might be mocking him, other games when you lose might say you died or you lost, but this one insists you went to prison...

Damn, I went to prison, is there no other ending for strategizing lolita Kashi other than prison?

Damn, you’re forcing me to cheat!

Infuriated, the old playboy Shirakawa Sawahei temporarily exited the game, grabbing the Black Hearted Lolita girlfriend nearby, and then pulling Little Arrogant into his arms with a gentle tug.

"What are you doing?"

"Got a question for you." Shirakawa Sawahei cleared his throat, "What kind of boys did you like as a kid?"

"I didn’t like boys when I was a kid."

Shirakawa Sawahei: "?"

Does this mean I have to crossdress?

"Give me a chance... based on your childhood personality, how should I chase after you?"

Miss Kaori raised an eyebrow: "Do you want to get arrested?"

"I don’t want to."

"No, you do."

"..."

After some soft coaxing and hard pressing, Little Arrogant finally couldn’t resist giving Shirakawa Sawahei a series of cheating tips, just hoping he could rest a bit today.

Even the old capitalist Hayakawa Kashi understands the principle of sustainable development...

But speaking of which, why on earth did this guy suddenly show interest in my childhood... Did that bunch of shortsighted guys tell him something?

That group... are they planning to mine diamonds in Africa again?

Once again, the murderous intent slowly appeared on Miss Kaori’s face...

With aid from the main target, the process of strategizing lolita Kashi was quite effortless; in no time, it fast-forwarded to lolita Kashi softly kissing his cheek with a blush and confessing her love passionately.

[You guy... though your appearance is strange... and your speech is strange too, overall you’re an interesting person... If you want... staying by my side isn’t unacceptable...]

[If... if you wish, I’ll give you the right to grow up with me.]

Shirakawa Sawahei: "..."

Wow, I was wondering where the Black Hearted Lolita got her arrogance, turns out the sisters are consistent, except that the Evil Little Arrogant has progressed from the beginner level to the advanced level with age, while the poor Black Hearted Lolita is still stuck at the beginner level...

Wait... what about the promised CG?

Shirakawa Sawahei suddenly felt deceived by heartless manufacturers, the promised R18 scene CG, just swallowed alive by middlemen!

Is this what a test strategy means? Cutting down the benefits just like that? Don’t your manufacturers feel any guilt?

"You seem very angry?" Noticed the change in her boyfriend’s mood, the Little Arrogant sitting in Shirakawa Sawahei’s lap took her eyes off her book.

"I just got scammed."

"Oh, then sue them." Miss Kaori continued reading her book.

"Can’t win, the opponent is a rogue."

"Someone worse than you?"

"Miss Hayakawa, I sense deep sarcasm in your words."

"No, just speaking honestly." The Evil Little Arrogant smirked coldly, "The one who tricked Kaori into making weird calls for me, if not a rogue, what is he? A pervert maybe?"

Shirakawa Sawahei: "..."

"That was an assembly signal." He muttered quietly, "Miss Hayakawa, you should take responsibility for your sister..."

Miss Kaori: "..."

Ha, men.

To think I’ve been too considerate; in hindsight, I’ve been too kind.

A capitalist should behave like a capitalist!

...

Next day, Shirakawa Sawahei: Twin-tails Kashi, gotcha.

If the system doesn’t provide CG, then you’ll have to rely on your hard-working hands to create it. Complaining non-stop like this, what good does it do?

Recasting the glory of the proletariat is an unshirkable duty for us!

Sigh~ Today’s another day for the working class to rise up...