CHAPTER 448: CHAPTER 441: OVERT AND COVERT STRUGGLES IN THE CHAOTIC SCENE

"Hello?"

"Hmm?"

Miss Kaori tried to make a few inquiries, but unfortunately, the Pure Love War God was lost in thought, with who knows what kind of restricted imagery running through his mind. So, Tsukimi Sakurazawa took over the phone.

"Um... Hayakawa?"

"Someone else now?" The Little Arrogant said with slight surprise, "You should have heard what we just talked about, right?"

"..."

Though the teary monster lacked any experience in battles between the Pure Love War God and the Minotaur, even as a normally lawful and neutral person, she could vaguely sense something amiss from these conversations...

"Where’s, where’s Shirakawa?"

"He’s with me."

"Where are you?"

"I’m out skiing, and then..."

Miss Kaori paused for a moment, saying with a peculiar tone, "You guys haven’t answered my question yet, does Shirakawa Sawahei... have a poor tolerance for alcohol?"

"Of course, Shirakawa doesn’t drink much." Tsukimi Sakurazawa seemed to have found an area inaccessible to Hayakawa Kashi, and felt a little happy inside. She quickly said, "Where is he? I’ll go bring him back."

"Thank you so much, Hayakawa. Shirakawa must have troubled you a lot. I’ll apologize on his behalf first... um, could you please let me take him home?"

"Trouble? You’re overestimating, Tsukimi." The Evil Little Arrogant curled her lips on the other end of the line, seemingly finding the girl’s reaction quite intriguing, she leisurely replied, "For something like an apology, it would be more sincere for Shirakawa to say it himself after waking up, don’t you think?"

"How can that be! Shirakawa usually sleeps for a long time!"

"It’s okay, I can wait for him to wake up."

"That’s too much trouble for you, Hayakawa! Please let me come over."

"It’s not a bother, Shirakawa is my friend too, wouldn’t you say?"

"Friends shouldn’t trouble each other like this! Sleeping... and whatnot... shouldn’t be done by friends!"

"I’d say it’s quite normal at this level, don’t you think?"

"It’s not normal at all!"

"I see... It seems Tsukimi has quite a traditional mindset."

Tsukimi Sakurazawa remained unflustered despite the unspoken jab from the Little Arrogant, "Not really, it’s just that Shirakawa can be quite traditional sometimes... So, please don’t let it continue... Shirakawa might end up disliking you!"

"Even a lap pillow... would be disliked?"

"Of course... Huh? A lap pillow?"

Hearing this response, the teary monster finally breathed a sigh of relief...

As long as it’s not in bed... as long as he didn’t get onto Hayakawa Kashi’s bed... My Shirakawa is still pure... Whew~

Of course, the reaction of the Pure Love War God Ise Yu upon hearing this news seemed even more shocked...

Hayakawa... also had Shirakawa sleep on her lap!!!

Lap pillow privilege rankings dropped another spot...

So am I the only one in the world who hasn’t had Shirakawa sleep on me? What happened to "the moon near the water is first to get it"? How did it become "the lamp under the bushel"?!

Shirakawa! Were the shorts I specially wore at home fake? After wiggling on the couch for so long, didn’t my legs make you want to sleep on them??!

Fine, I get it, my legs aren’t as long as Sakurazawa’s, and not as fair as Tachibana’s...

Annoyed. Let the world end.

The Pure Love War God began to fall into despair, while the teary monster secretly rejoiced that Hayakawa Kashi hadn’t managed to get Shirakawa into bed yet.

There’s still time to save him! It’s our sacred duty to rescue Shirakawa from that villain Hayakawa Kashi!

"Does Hayakawa need help over there? Should I come and take a look? Do you need a knock on the door?"

"No need for that, I can handle it totally fine here, Shirakawa is quite cute when he’s asleep, don’t you think?"

"I don’t think he’s cute," Tsukimi Sakurazawa was prodded into a bit of annoyance by the Little Arrogant. She had just wanted to test if Hayakawa Kashi was at the inn, and didn’t expect her to completely not take the bait.

"Oh, maybe I’m the only one who thinks so then."

"Anyway, Hayakawa, are you really not going to let Shirakawa come back for a bit of rest?!"

"Of course not, I’m not kidnapping him, why would I stop him from going back?"

"Then let him come home."

"If he wants to go back, I’ll let him go."

"..."

"Well then, contact me if there’s anything else."

Tsukimi Sakurazawa watched Hayakawa Kashi brazenly act shamelessly, clenching her phone in anger, wanting nothing more than to drag that worrisome scumbag Shirakawa Sawahei back and give him a beating.

Why go skiing with Hayakawa when you could rest in the room with us! Now look, got drunk by that bad woman, and if you lose your purity, see how long I’ll be angry!

A certain old scumbag lying on the Little Arrogant’s lap: Abba Abba Abba...

After an unknown period, Shirakawa Sawahei felt a soft sensation against his cheek, with cotton clothes giving off a nice fragrance. Was it the scent of fabric softener or some strange aroma? He hesitantly tilted his head slightly, wanting to investigate the source of the soft feeling. Just then, a familiar cold voice came from above from the Evil Little Arrogant.

"Starting acts of lewdness as soon as you wake up, Shirakawa? No wonder Tsukimi told me to be careful."

Shirakawa Sawahei jolted awake, barely opening his eyes to see that his mind was still a bit foggy.

If he were a girl, he should worry that he might have been drugged by Hayakawa Kashi...

But unfortunately, he wasn’t.

And Hayakawa Kashi wouldn’t need to drug him to push him down...

A normal girl wanting to seduce a single, age-appropriate boy could easily think of dozens of methods, especially with someone like Little Arrogant whose looks are on another level. So... it wasn’t drugs.

As his consciousness gradually returned, Shirakawa Sawahei steadied himself, looked at the Little Arrogant for a while, unable to speak for some time.

"Looks like my first attempt at a lap pillow wasn’t bad?" Miss Kaori leisurely said, "Even someone experienced like Shirakawa didn’t move his head away immediately, so can I consider myself passing?"

"..."

"Let me clarify, it’s not that I don’t want to get up, it’s just that my head feels a bit dizzy and I don’t feel like moving... so I’m borrowing Hayakawa’s lap for a bit."

"Hmm, though this notice comes a bit late, but... it’s lent to you."

"Thanks."

"..."

"Alright, alright, thanks Hayakawa for the lap pillow privilege, by the way... how did I get here?"

Miss Kaori looked into his eyes for a while, saying with a strange expression, "You get amnesia after getting drunk?"

"No, I just don’t want to recall right now, could you help me remember?"

"Where should I start? When you fell into a snow pit, or when you dragged me into the snow pit too?"

"???"

"I fell into a snow pit?" Shirakawa Sawahei looked baffled, "How come I don’t remember such a big thing at all?"

"Oh." Miss Kaori replied calmly, "No, I was just testing if you really had amnesia."