My System Always Wants to Force Me to Confess
Chapter 456 - 449: Hand in Hand, Set as the Defeated Dog
CHAPTER 456: CHAPTER 449: HAND IN HAND, SET AS THE DEFEATED DOG
"Huh? Shirakawa, you’re back! Was dinner good?"
Tsukimi Sakurazawa sat up from the floor mat and asked, "Where did you go just now? Why did you tell Xiao Mo you’d be back in a bit?"
"Dinner, of course."
Shirakawa Sawahei took off his panda scarf and hung it on the hook. Miss Tachibana Tomoku noticed this small detail, and a sweet smile once again appeared on her face. It seemed every time she saw Shirakawa Sawahei wearing this scarf, she could recall the times they went shopping together.
"You still haven’t answered me, what are we changing?"
"Changing the sleeping arrangements... Look, Asano’s already back, and it’s not good to trouble the teachers and hotel staff for discussions so late, so we plan to squeeze a bit... Anyway, Asano doesn’t take up much space, she can come into my arms."
Black Hearted Lolita: Death stare...
You tell me, what do you mean by not taking up space!
Shirakawa Sawahei and Asano Nazuki exchanged a glance, puzzled, "Where was Asano originally supposed to sleep?"
"Well... uh... I don’t know..."
The little lolita got anxious upon hearing Shirakawa Sawahei mention this and quickly said, "Where I sleep doesn’t matter, the most important thing is that I want to be with everyone in the Calligraphy Club, and suddenly going back to disturb my original roommate, I’d be really shy..."
Kidding, I was originally supposed to sleep with the Black-Hearted Woman. If I went back now, wouldn’t that be like a sheep entering a tiger’s den?
"That’s right, since we’re all part of the club, we should definitely act together~ Shirakawa! It’s okay, there are no beds here anyway, only floor mats. As long as we squeeze a bit, there’s still enough space."
Shirakawa Sawahei was silent for a while, thinking to himself that you all squeezing a bit and me squeezing a bit are two different things. The space is only this big, and lately, the Black Hearted Lolita has opened up my old lecher switch, if anything happens in the middle of the night, who’s responsible?
Even though he had slightly awakened as an old lecher, he had to stay clear-headed when facing good friends around him.
Actions speak louder than words. A scumbag who thinks with his lower half has no good end, and everyone should take this as a warning.
Shirakawa Sawahei felt his current realization of thoughts was top-notch.
"How about Asano..." He was planning to skillfully sell out the little lolita and let her stay in Miss Kashi’s room for a night, but suddenly remembered what Hayakawa Kashi said earlier...
If these sisters stayed together one night, with the Little Arrogant’s ability, it would be a piece of cake to get the information she wants from her sister’s mouth...
This time, this time I can’t sell out the lolita.
"How about everyone squeezes a bit, if it doesn’t work, I’ll sleep on the sofa."
The Black Hearted Lolita finally breathed a sigh of relief, while the Little Transparent looked worried, "Sleeping on the sofa in this weather might make you catch a cold, even with the heating... How about Shirakawa sleeps with me..."
"If I could catch a cold, wouldn’t it be the same for Tachibana?" Shirakawa Sawahei interrupted Little Transparent’s words helplessly, reassuring her, "Don’t worry, I’ll handle it."
"Shirakawa... Are you finally planning to sleep with me~" Tsukimi Sakurazawa said playfully, "Great, in the Halloween camping plan that fell through, there was originally a plan for two people to sleep in one sleeping bag, now this plan can start up again~"
"Cut it out, I’ll go get another set of bedding."
"Tch~ How boring. Shirakawa, are you even a man~"
"..."
Heh, woman, you can joke all you want now, but later if I really agreed, you’d probably be pulling Miss Tachibana Tomoku to say you want to sleep with her instead.
"I’ll go with Shirakawa to get the bedding!" The Lazy Fish girl quickly volunteered to brush up her presence when she saw she couldn’t sleep with Shirakawa Sawahei.
"Alright... Wear a coat... it’s windy outside."
"Okay~"
Cute little Ise Yu responded sweetly, then hurriedly followed Shirakawa Sawahei out.
"So... where are we getting the bedding from?"
"Hayakawa’s room."
"Huh???"
"What’s ’huh’ about that, Asano’s room allocation was originally with Hayakawa. Going there to get a set of bedding is perfectly reasonable, isn’t it?"
"But... but..."
The Lazy Fish girl couldn’t find any flaw in Shirakawa Sawahei’s words and could only sulkily let out an ’oh’, hanging her head as she followed him.
Shirakawa... we’re just going to get a set of bedding, right? He won’t suddenly decide to stay over there and ask me to take the bedding back, right?
Hmm... probably not... Hayakawa isn’t a demon, there’s no need to sacrifice Shirakawa to get bedding...
"Tomorrow is the last day, didn’t you make any plans for the post-night festival?"
"Post-night festival? Why should there be plans?" Cute little Ise Yu asked puzzled, "Why are you asking this, Shirakawa?"
"Curious." Shirakawa Sawahei replied casually, "You must have quite a few people inviting you to dance already, right?"
"???"
The Lazy Fish girl looked shocked, then quickly puffed up her cheeks like an angry little frog once again appearing before Shirakawa Sawahei.
"Shirakawa! That’s so unfair of you! I do have a lot of secret admirers! Even though they haven’t loved me for long, but it’s still love that once existed!"
"I’m so popular, why would anyone invite me to dance!"
Shirakawa Sawahei: "?"
"Don’t you think what you just said contradicts itself?" Shirakawa Sawahei hesitated for a moment and asked, "What’s the situation?"
"Ah? You don’t know the legend about our school’s post-night festival?"
"When the bonfire burns the brightest during the post-night festival, if you seize the chance to hold the hand of your crush at that moment..."
"Then you and she will torment each other until your hair turns white ~ neither will find happiness."
Shirakawa Sawahei: "???"
Good thing Ise Yu Yuzhijin is a Neon, otherwise, I might have started singing after hearing this.
"That’s a curse, right? Why is the post-night festival legend at Akihisa High School so unique?"
"This all has historical basis." The Lazy Fish girl said confidently, "The legend goes that a senior couple from a previous graduating class held hands during the post-night festival, only to disrupt each other’s lives, leading to one’s business failure and suicide, and the other becoming depressed after an abortion..."
"..."
Ridiculous historical basis, isn’t Akihisa High School a new school? Even the sports festival legend was something Little Arrogant and I made up together...
Case closed, whoever made up this post-night festival legend must have been an ultimate single dog, not wanting to see all the couples holding hands and enjoying themselves. So they came up with this curse legend...
Hold on... So the girls Little Arrogant helped me fend off before... were all yanderes? Because they wanted to hold hands and torment each other to the end, that’s why they invited me to dance...
Yikes...
Good job, System Bro, I’m such a useless piece of trash!
Shirakawa Sawahei gave a thumbs up to his low-tier system with lingering fear, and also gave one to Little Arrogant.
No wonder I helped fend off so many confessions before, it’s finally your turn to be useful!
Well done!