CHAPTER 582: 0343 TWO UNFORESEEN DISASTERS UNDER THE HEAVENS (COMBINED INTO ONE)

"Miss." Xu Chang’an gently smiled: "Looking at it this way, before I left earlier, making you remove your makeup was perhaps considering this matter."

If Yun Qian had worn lipstick, he certainly wouldn’t have bullied her, because messing up her lipstick would let others know the things he had done.

On the contrary, without rouge, he could act so unrestrainedly.

Hearing this, Yun Qian pressed her fingers to the corner of her lips and said nothing.

No matter how cautious a person is, they all have their weaknesses, let alone Xu Chang’an, whose weakness was blatantly obvious — lust.

He was a lustful man and a skilled cultivator.

So, the System just needed to guide him a bit, plant a seed, and Xu Chang’an would follow his desires.

This was how they captured his weakness.

The System asked him to praise Miss Yun. He hesitated and refused, but after the task failed, he still did such things.

The System asked him to give Miss Yun a kiss. He didn’t even think about it and ignored it, but now that the task time limit had long passed, he was still bullying Miss Yun in the carriage.

Whether he completed the task on time... does it matter?

It doesn’t matter.

Xu Chang’an bullied someone and satisfied his lustful heart, and he was very happy.

Miss Yun, although bullied, knew that outside of their dwelling, kissing was her husband’s limit, nothing more, so she was only happy without fear.

With Miss Yun in a good mood, the Heavenly Dao System was relieved.

Therefore.

Xu Chang’an merely gave the girl a kiss, and it unexpectedly turned into a win-win-win situation.

——

Yun Qian leaned against Xu Chang’an’s chest, idly rubbing his fingers.

And Xu Chang’an, in order to keep Yun Qian from feeling sleepy, wrapped his arms around her waist, the two of them whispering quietly to each other.

Initially, Xu Chang’an wanted to discuss with Yun Qian the etiquette once they met Zhu Pingniang, but after thinking it over, he decided against it, feeling it wasn’t his place to remind her.

Yun Qian would need Zhu Pingniang’s help to enter Muyu Peak in the future, and her nature couldn’t possibly be hidden from Senior Zhu.

It’s better to keep things natural.

"Besides, Miss, you and the teacher call each other sisters, and according to Muyu Peak’s unique generation hierarchy..." Xu Chang’an helplessly said, "You and Senior Zhu are the same generation, and I become the junior."

Junior?

Hearing this, Yun Qian couldn’t help but frown. She fiddled with Xu Chang’an’s fingers, her expression serious: "I said, you must not call me Mother."

Upon hearing this, Xu Chang’an tightened his grip around Yun Qian’s waist slightly, appearing exasperated: "You’re taking advantage of me here, why are you so obsessed with the idea of Mother?"

Anyway, he didn’t understand why Miss Yun was so fixated on this matter.

"Think about what I just did." Xu Chang’an looked at Yun Qian’s lips, smiling.

"Think?" Yun Qian thought about it, slightly frowned, and nudged Xu Chang’an: "I was out of breath just now."

"Didn’t like it?" Xu Chang’an asked back.

"It’s not that I didn’t like it, just... never mind, as long as you’re happy." Yun Qian shook her head, she just felt it was too exhausting, and if every time they shared intimacy was like this, then her fifteen minutes of affection would shrink.

After all, for an ordinary girl, not being able to breathe for half a while was tiring.

But still, as she said, as long as he was happy, it didn’t matter.

"Ah, almost got lost in your words." Xu Chang’an clicked his tongue, then tightened his hold on Yun Qian’s slender waist and seriously said, "You always concern yourself with the matter of Mother, but what’s there to be afraid of? I’ve done such things to you, Miss, where’s there a Mother?"

"Does it matter?" Yun Qian thought about it, feeling it was completely irrelevant.

Because even if it were true that she raised him, if he did call her Mother, it would still be possible to do similar things.

Yun Qian closed her eyes, feeling Xu Chang’an’s breath, thinking her husband can be quite oblivious at times.

Why doesn’t he think, if it hadn’t happened, why would she care so much?

Xu Chang’an: "..."

After a long time, he sighed and admitted, "Trying to understand your thoughts, Miss, is beyond my capability."

"...Mm." Yun Qian responded, then leaned against Xu Chang’an, feeling the steady motion of the carriage, wanting to yawn.

But as soon as she opened her mouth, she saw Xu Chang’an staring at her lips, so she covered her face and stifled the yawn.

"I’m not sleepy anymore." Yun Qian turned her head away.

If it happened again, she wouldn’t attend the banquet tonight.

"..." Xu Chang’an’s eyelid twitched, uncertain if Miss Yun was scared or if it was just her nature to speak her mind as it came.

In any case, being suddenly feared by Miss Yun because of intimacy, Xu Chang’an felt bewildered.

"Miss, you’re the one devising ways for intimacy, and the one avoiding it too."

"I’m currently... not in the right mood." Yun Qian blinked: "Besides, we’re in a carriage."

"Carriage..." Xu Chang’an lifted the curtain, looking at the hazy Beisang City in the rain, "This Beisang City sure is vast, going to a banquet has already taken nearly half an hour, and I don’t even know... which street we’re on now."

"I don’t really know." Yun Qian replied.

Xu Chang’an’s eyelid twitched: "Of course you don’t know, having lived in this Beisang City for so long, you haven’t left your street."

"I don’t like going out." Yun Qian’s tone was calm: "Besides, living alone, going out less makes you feel at ease."

"Hmm..."

Miss Yun’s words seemed like a sugar-coated sword, piercing right through his heart.