I then... stop smiling and look at her with cold eyes...

    I then immediately bow down and say.

    Me:" Sorry Tsunade -sensei you are the most beautiful, gentle, strongest konuichi in the world and I would never get cheeky with you."

    She just looks at me smiles, comes towards me and pets my head gently then suddenly she squeezes my skull.

    Me:" Aw Aw Aw Tsunade -sensei why."

    Tsunade:" You should stop acting so ridiculous."

    Then she lets go of my head. Wow what monstrous strength. But anyway that was so I could lighten the mood a bit.

    And I need them to think this is my way of dealing with depression after all every ninja has their own way of doing it, that is why most elite ninja have a quirky personality.

    Me:" Ok now ... sooo Tsunade-sensei what will you teach me."

    She then looks at me and says.

    Tsunade:" Ok I just need you to sit in a meditative position."

    Me:" Ok."

    Then I do so and then she does the same.

    The then takes a bottle of inkand a brush from her kimono. Then she says.

    Tsunade:" Take off your headband. By the way what color is your favourite?"

    I do so then I look at her seriously and say.

    Me:" Well I don''t care eather way but I like the colour red."

    She just looks at me and says.

    Tsunade:" That was a rhetorical question I only have black ink right now."

    I look weirdly at her and say.

    Me:" Why would you even ask that if you only have black ink, and by the way that was not a rhetorical question."

    She looks at me and raises her eyebrow and says.

    Tsunade:" If you hate the black ink so much go and buy your own coloured ink."

    Me: *sigh* " Can we just go on with this now I don''t care either way."

    Tsunade: *EXHALE* " What a disappointing disciple, I always said you should have patience my pupil. Especially now because having patience is the key of this technique I am about to teach you."

    I look at her and say. Hmmmm How should I have some fun while she is dodging the answer I want. Then I come up with an idea.

    Me:" Why are you acting like a wise teacher all of a suden."

    Then I look at her make a serious face and say, while secretly preparing to use Substitution.

    Me:" Do you want to have a forbidden relationship with me or something."

    Tsunade then stops in shock and is frozen in place but I just continue.

    Me:" I understand you want to have the forbidden fruit. After all the forbidden is more exciting and tastier."

    Then I still ramble on while Tsunade is still in shock and say.

    Me: *blush* " I -I -I am also okay with this Tsunade -sensei, a -after all if I am going in the battlefield I also want to try the forbidden fruit don''t worry I won''t tell anyone about this I will take this to the grave."

    Me:" This can be our little secret."

    As soon as I say that she gets an enraged face and punches me in the face while saying.

    Tsunade:" I SAID DON''T BE SO SC.U.MMY YOU BRAT."

    Then my figure crashes into a tree.

    After the dust clears out there is a log where I was supposed to be.

    Then I come out from behind a tree and say.

    Me:" Ahhhhh Tsunade -sensei if only you were 10 years younger I like strong willed women like you."

    She then looks even more pissed and says.

    Tsunade:" What''s that supposed to mean brat that I am too old or something."

    It''s so easy controling the flow of the conversation after you know someone as well as I do Tsunade, from both the anime and in reality, I should have become a politician in my last life.

    I then make a tragic face and say.

    Me:" Tsunade sensei it''s quite hard for me to say this but I must say it...

    If you wanna go on a date we should do it after training."

    Tsunade then sighs and looks at me calmly.

    ''Oho so she noticed I was leading her by the nose, how admirable she calmed down.''

    She just looks at me and says.

    Tsunade:" You know kid you would make a great hokage with your way of getting into people''s heads and politicking."

    I then shrug my shoulders and say.

    Me: *sigh* " There you go again with the complements. You must have fallen really hard for me sensei for you to tell me I can be the greatest hokage."

    Tsunade: *sigh* " You do know I have a boyfriend right."

    She smirks a little.

    She probably expected me to be distraught or at least back away but I am just having some fun.

    I just make a normal face and say in a completely uninterested voice.

    Me:" Oh is that so... When is our date going to be again."

    Tsunade: *sigh* "You know you are really shameless."

    Then I make a serious face and say.

    Me:" So what are you going to tech me Tsunade."

    She notices I didn''t use the sensei term but she doesn''t say anything.

    Phase 1 of the plan to get Flying Thunder God BEGINS NOW.

    Tsunade:" You know before we fought with Hanzo I think I had a subconscious arrogance... I don''t know when it started but I stoped improving...

    Then I thought back on a special seal that grandma Mito used to siphon the leaking unused chakra of a certain being sealed in her and was able to use it for herself... I know you are going to ask, but no I can''t tell you what it was.

    It''s an S rank secret."

    She is probably talking about the Kyuubi.

    Tsunade:" I then thought why can''t I use this seal to siphon my chakra when I am not doing anything to get some of that stored up that I don''t use."

    Well this an obvious but smart idea of her.

    Tsunade:" It was quite hard I had to learn my grand uncle''s mind palace technique that he got from the Yamaka''s

    and then make a place for the chakra and all that it took me 6 months to fill this seal while holding the chakra control even while sleeping and fighting and it was hard to find the specific amount of chakra siphoning because I could get tired fast or suffer chakra exhaustion. Ahhhh it used to be so hard but now it has becone an automatic proces."

    Then she makes a angry face and says.

    Tsunade: "If I fought Hanzo now well... he would be in for a big surprise."

    Then she smiles and says.

    Tsunade: " The selfmade technique I will teach you, the technique that has made me the strongest Sanin at the moment is named .....