"Hmph," Kagami snorted coldly, lifting Tsunade effortlessly over his shoulder. "Today, I will teach you about the consequences of making me angry."

"Ah! What... what do you intend to do?" Tsunade exclaimed, struggling against his iron grip, but her resistance was meaningless.

"Asshole! Let go of Lady Tsunade!" At that moment, seeing Tsunade so easily defeated, Shizune's confusion gave way to a surge of protective anger. She condensed a chakra scalpel in her hand and rushed at Kagami. Though she too was affected by his charismatic aura, her loyalty to Tsunade suppressed it.

A hint of disdain flashed in Kagami's eyes. He watched her approach with an almost playful amusement. As she drew near, he sidestepped her fatal blow with the grace of a phantom, his figure seeming to blend into the air. Then, moving with the speed of lightning, he struck the back of her neck with a sharp, precise hand-knife. A look of astonishment crossed Shizune's face, followed by a wave of powerlessness as her vision went dark and she slumped against him, unconscious. With no real combat experience, she had been defeated in an instant.

"Shizune!" Tsunade cried out, then glared at Kagami's face, her own eyes burning with fury. "Damn it, you bastard!" She had always regarded Shizune as family. Seeing her hurt, she wanted nothing more than to sink her teeth into him. But slung over his shoulder as she was, she could only twist her body in a futile, impotent rage.

"Hmph." Feeling her continued defiance, Kagami snorted again. He turned to Rinne and the other women. "I'm going to teach her a lesson. Beat jiraiya senseless ." Tsunade had dared to kick down his door and frighten his family. She would learn the meaning of the word "politeness."

"Look here sukuna," Rinne and the others said, waving their hands dismissively as they cooed over the still-crying baby Sukuna.

Kagami smiled, a cold sneer on his face, as he carried the two women towards the palace.

"What are you going to do?" Tsunade asked, a sudden, terrible premonition washing over her.

"What am I going to do? I'm going to teach you a lesson for scaring my family," Kagami replied, his pace quickening.

As the door to the room closed, Tsunade's noisy protests were cut off.

(Twenty thousand words of educational material have been omitted here...)

Finally, after Kagami's... "education," Tsunade came to understand the error of her ways and learned the true meaning of politeness. She decided then and there to follow Kagami and learn the virtues of benevolence, righteousness, and trustworthiness. She did, however, have one request: that he spare Jiraiya's life. Kagami, of course, agreed. After all, it was just Jiraiya. He was not a threat.

The next morning, Kagami awoke feeling refreshed and strangely... productive. He went to the courtyard for his morning exercises. When Rinne and the other three women saw him, they breathed a collective sigh of relief. From yesterday afternoon until this morning, they had been genuinely worried that Tsunade and Shizune might have been fucked to death.

Just as Kagami was beginning his routine, the newly repaired door was suddenly pushed open again, and a wretched-looking, white-haired man rushed in. It was Jiraiya, having just woken from his coma after getting beat up by Rinne and then all his women even after he got unconscious. They were all angry at him for making sukuna cry.

He glared at Kagami, his voice a furious roar. "Uchiha Kagami, where did you hide Tsunade? Hand her over immediately!" His eyes were red, almost spitting fire. A whole night! He couldn't even imagine what Kagami had done to her. The thought of his longtime crysh, gone all night, made his mind go blank, the white hair on his head were all over and not combed at all. No, no... my Tsunade would never... He shook his head, trying to force the thoughts from his mind. He couldn't bear to think about it.

"Hand over Tsunade, now!" he screamed, standing at the doorway, a man on the verge of madness.

"Tsunade?" Kagami looked at him with disdain, the corners of his mouth curling into a smirk. "Who do you think you are? Traitor are not supposed to demand things." With Jiraiya's meager strength, he had no right. Besides, as Hiruzen's disciple, Kagami had no love for the man. If he hadn't promised Tsunade he wouldn't attack him, he would have killed him for his insolence. But a promise was a promise. That didn't mean, however, that he couldn't have a little fun.

His contemptuous words were like fuel to Jiraiya's fire. "I'll ask you one last time," he snarled, his murderous intent a palpable force. "What did you do to Tsunade? Hand her over immediately! She is the senju princess!" Though he had been defeated instantly the day before, he now believed it was only because he had been caught off guard. Today, he was prepared. He would use his sage arts. He would win.

Seeing the two on the verge of a fight, Rinne and the other women wisely backed away.

Looking at the furious Sannin, Kagami showed no fear, only a sneering disdain. "I wonder if your strength is as strong as Tsunade was in bed" Though he had promised not to initiate an attack, if Jiraiya were to strike first, well... Tsunade couldn't complain if he killed him then.

"Arrogant boy! I will kill you today and save tsunade and also avenge my teacher!" Kagami's words sent Jiraiya into a frenzy. He, the great Toad Sage of Mount Myoboku, would not be looked down upon!

"Summoning Jutsu!" He clapped his hands and instantly summoned Fukasaku and Shima, the two great toad sages, activating his imperfect Sage Mode.

Kagami looked at the two toads on Jiraiya's shoulders and was speechless. It was ridiculous that these two creatures called themselves "sages." But the ten-fold increase in Jiraiya's aura did make him very interested in the technique.

"Prepare to die, Uchiha Kagami!" Jiraiya roared, preparing to unleash his Sage Art: Goemon.

A triumphant smile appeared on Kagami's lips. But at that moment, a weakened but anxious voice suddenly rang out.

"Stop it, Jiraiya!"