Naruto: Systematic Shinobi
Chapter 221: Hokage Daiki Vs Emperor Kaidou (Omake)
Sorry guys, I went pretty hard on writing the last week, so completely forgot to update on here. Here, have a long ass Omake for shits and giggles, and I'll upload normally again in a couple hours. (Note, this takes place way further ahead than this story is currently. Like, in the advanced chapters, we've gone beyond the chunin exams)
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"What do you think?"
There was a proud sense of accomplishment in Daiki's voice as he stood outside in the back of his home, in the small training yard. Before him, inscribed within the ground was a seal.
But not just any seal.
No, it was the jutsu shikki, the technique formula for the legendary flying thunder god jutsu. The creation of Lord Tobirama Senju himself, and later improved upon by Minato Namikaze the vaunted Yondaime Hokage.
'I think it's a complete waste of time,' Isobu snorted, 'You already have two space-time ninjutsu, one that teleports you anywhere you want as long as you've been there and doesn't need marks. Besides you could literally get proper instructions for this without having to experiment with it first.'
"Where's the fun in that?" Daiki grinned, his bare arms, not covered by his jonin vest, crossed in front his chest, the red and white pointed Hokage hat hanging at the back of his neck through a simple string jostling slightly as he surveyed his work, "Besides, the flying thunder god might need marks to teleport to, but it's instant, way better for a fight."
Besides, even if worst came to worst and something did go wrong - which it would not, his formula was perf- completely correct - Konoha was far and away in a better position compared to the other timeline. Sure, he couldn't use Kotoakatsukami for another ten years, or until he took in Hashirama's cells that he'd got his hands on recently, but in return-
There was an absurdly powerful former Hokage returned from the dead, the old man whom had gained a bit of youth since he'd had to use some life force up to heal him after the fight with Orochimaru. Tsunade was back full time, as was Jiraiya. Danzo was all too happy to do as he was told. Sasuke was fully committed to the village and defeated Obito and had the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Naruto was on a completely different level and had full control of up to three tails and was already being groomed to start his sage training with Jiraiya…
And that wasn't even getting into Tenten, Hinata, Anko and everyone else. Not to mention the undead zombie slaves he had throughout the village. Orochimaru sure was not happy to be in that position.
Not that he could do anything about it.
The invasion last month, had saw quite the rise of Konoha's strength. Though the fact he was actually thrust into the position of Hokage after it, despite a certain Hokage returned from the dead, was quite the surprise.
'Well whatever, it will good entertainment though when this somehow blows up in your face,' Isobu as always, gave up in the face of Daiki's superior wisdom, 'I reserve the right to say 'I told you so' though.'
"Like you'll get the chance, like I said, nothing will go wrong." Daiki assured him, before bringing his hands together and making a hand seal and flaring his chakra.
But just then-
There was a puff of smoke at his side, a massive purple chameleon appearing at his side, just beside the seal, one massive scaled foot clawing a line through the seal, "Daiki, I have returned successful once more!" Toka announced her arrival.
At the same time the air above the seal rippled, and a tear formed in the air above it, ripping apart like a gouged wound spilling iridescent light.
'I told you so!' Isobu panicked.
Purples, yellow, greens and more, a prismatic world of colour. And Daiki barely had time to blink, eyes going wide-
Before the gouge in reality seemed to swarm around him like a venus fly trap, before disappearing entirely.
And Daiki along with it.
Toka stared blankly at the spot where her summoner was just a moment ago, "…Oops?" she laughed nervously, huge clawed foot tightening around the the large scroll she was carrying, detailing the coordinates, and all the details and information she'd gathered on those odd elemental dragons Daiki had sent her off to look into.
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Daiki found himself hurtling ass over tea kettle through the void of colours, 'What the hell, where the hell are we!?' he sputtered.
Just what the heck had happened there?
And why did it feel like a bunch of bugs were nipping at his skin? It didn't hurt, but it sure was annoyingly itchy.
'I have no idea,' Isobu grunted, 'It reminds me of the void between worlds though, that I saw when I visited hell once. The colours are different than I remember though.'
Oh just bloody perfect, had he somehow been torn from reality and tossed straight towards hell because of Toka.
"That smug brat of a lizard!" Daiki growled, flipping over and righting himself he made a single hand seal, and a flaming aura of green chakra formed around his body as the Mysterious Peacock Method formed around his body, allowing him to stop and float there in the middle of the void of bright shimmering colours, "I'm gonna kick her freaking ass when we get back!" he huffed, crossing his arms.
He'd see how she liked it when he combined the Silent Fist he'd picked up not long ago during his trip outside the village, and then he'd steal Jiraiya's invisibility jutsu for good measure.
See how her proud sensory abilities measured up then, the damn smug lizard!
Petty? What was that, could you eat it?
Well, the good news was, he could still feel the connection to the jutsu shiki inscribed on the ground outside his home. And, he could still feel the ability to teleport back there using that as an anchor with the space time ninjutsu he'd gotten from that weird bald fucker who Orochimaru brought with him.
'Daiki, look, to your left!' Isobu suddenly said.
Hmm?
Daiki did as he said, and blinked as he saw what appeared to be a rip in the prismatic void. Through it, he could see a huge island, with an enormous horned skull that dwarfed even Isobu in height, dozens of times over.
Interesting.
With the chakra cloak around his body, he flew over to the tear in the prismatic void, peering at it. 'I don't see any chakra.' Daiki mused. Like at all. then again, he couldn't exactly see natural energy, so it could be that the place he saw through the tear just wasn't populated at all.
Lifting his hand, he put it through the tear. Worst case scenario, he lost an arm. But, while it hurt like a motherfucker, he could regenerate a lost arm without much problem.
As he did though, his eyes widened as he felt an unreasonable strong suction-like force exert all around his body. It was so sudden, he didn't even have the time to brace himself.
It was as strong as he imagined Nagato's Bansho Tenin to be, and once more Daiki was jerked ass over tea kettle, flipping through the portal. A second later, he slammed into and through something, thick and hard, it felt like a massive boulder, before through something else that felt like food.
"Ow." he said drily, peering straight up as he found himself in a dark room, and in a Daiki shaped hole in wooden floor boards.
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"Tch…that damn stupid ugly cow gorilla…"
Yamato winced as she sloppily tightened a bandage around her stomach, her ribs flaring with pain. And it wasn't the only part of her that flared with pain. She was bruised all over, and she could still feel the dried blood around her nose and lips.
She had once again gone to challenge her father proudly as Kozuki Oden…and once more, she had failed. She was left kneeling face in the dirt, while her father Kaidou stood tall and proud as ever, not a mark on him.
Before leaving with a scoff of disappointment as always. Not that his disappointment bothered her at all.
No what bothered her, was that she couldn't do a single thing!
'…Ace…what am I doing wrong?' she bit her lip. Nearly two years had passed since she'd gotten the news.
Of Ace's death.
Could she only wait for his brother, Luffy to finally come and defeat her father?
"No, as if!" Yamato ground her teeth. She couldn't. Not while the people of Wano suffered. She couldn't just sit by.
She glared down at sea stone shackles around her wrists, binding her strength. She'd long since grown used to them, yet still, they weakened her. 'If only they were gone!' she ground her teeth together.
If they were gone, she'd be far stronger, and could even use her devil fruit! She didn't know if she'd be strong enough to even come close to Kaidou, but she'd be free to leave, set sail and see the world. She would be free, and could go find Luffy and his crew and join him.
And then together they could surely defeat her bastard father!
Standing up, she ignored the aching of her body, she would heal in time. If nothing else, her body was incredibly tough! She padded her way over tatami floors and peered out of the sliding doors, taking in the moon shining down on the far sea from above.
So close, and yet so far.
Her hair fluttered in the breeze, and she desperately wanted to taste what the air would be like out on the open seas. Just like Oden had.
Oden who had died in agony, yet with a grin on his face in a pot of boiling oil. Who's logbook she had found in the ruins of his castle, and inspired her to become who she was.
Yamato sighed, and was about to turn and trudge her way back into her room. She would sleep and recover, and then get back to training and-
Something caught her eye.
"…What is that?" Yamato squinted, peering high up into the sky, where she could see a bright gathering of light, like a rainbow shaped into a sphere.
It was so pretty!
"Owaaa, amazing!" Yamato clapped, she'd never seen anything like that before.
And-
And….
And it was falling so fast.
….Straight towards her?
It was thousands of feet in the air, but fell so fast! Yamato yelped and ducked out of the way on instinct only moments later.
But, as it turned out, she had not needed to do so, instead, it hit the roof of her room, and crashed straight through it, and then through her tatami floor!
She rushed back inside, and found herself staring as a man, no, a young boy pulled himself from the hole in her floor.
It was his face that gave away his age, but he was definitely tall for his age, well relative in comparison to her, with a very broad muscular build, dressed in an odd green sleeveless vest, black cargo pants, black sandals, and the oddest of all being a metal plated headband over his forehead displaying a symbol she couldn't quite place.
"Ow…" the boy winced as he pulled himself out, before laughing, "What the hell as that about?"
Yamato just stared at the boy for a second, before curiosity got the better of her, "Hey, you kid. Who the hell are you?" she demanded quickly, "Don't you realise where you are? It's dangerous here!"
He definitely wasn't a member of her fathers crew, he was in serious danger!
The boy turned to her, and blinked. His eyes, very odd scarlet red eyes with three tomoe in each eye staring straight at her chest, before his eyes roamed up and up to meet her own, "Holy shit…" the boy said, staring at her as a massive grin appeared on his face, "There really are mountains out there that I need to climb."
Huh?
Yamato tilted her head to the side, not understanding him at all.
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Well, this was a pleasant surprise. This was not at all how he expected things to go when he started experimenting with the flying thunder god jutsu, but he was not at all unhappy with the failure.
He couldn't stop the massive grin that appeared on his face as he took in the absolutely massive gorgeous woman standing in front of him. She had to be around nine feet tall. Yet, despite her size, her body was incredible. Lithe, and lean, with huge breasts bursting from the sides of a sleeveless white robe like top, and her legs, long and full even noticeable through the red ankle length hakama she wore. Gleaming, gem like amber eyes stared at in him disbelief, long white hair held in a ponytail that faded into aquamarine at the ends.
And that wasn't even going into the orange and red horns atop her head!
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'I could do without the butt rope belt thing though, reminds me of that stupid thing Pedomaru wore.' Daiki mused.
"Hey, hey like I said, don't you know where are you kid?" the massive woman waved her hands almost in a panic, looking worried suddenly, "This is Onigashima!" she said, and as she did, the clinking of the thick chained manacles around her wrists drew his attention to them.
Why was this gorgeous, massive babe chained up?
"Never heard of it." Daiki shrugged. He couldn't see any chakra from her, but with his highly trained senses, he could feel a pressure coming from her.
This chick was strong.
Not as strong as him, he could tell that much at least, but the pressure he felt off of her, the pressure of her existence, reminded him somewhat of Kakashi.
'Guess I'm in another world, huh?' he rubbed the back of his head, well that figured. He already knew from Isobu and his own situation it was well within possibility to travel between worlds and dimensions like hell, and there was the whole Road to Ninja dimension crap.
"You don't know?" she blinked, rearing back, "but…how did you get here then? Are you not from Wano?"
Wano…
Why did that sound familiar?
"Nope, I'm from Konoha," Daiki shrugged, putting it out of mind for the moment, time to do some digging and find out where he was. He could always leave and return home whenever he needed. And how often did one end up in a completely different world? "I'm Daiki, Yurei Daiki, nice to meet you gorgeous."
"Gorgeous?" she blinked, and raised a brow, before shaking her head, "I'm Yamato, and I will become Kouzuki Oden! It's nice to meet you, but you really need to leave, it's not safe here for a kid like you."
What? Will become Kouzuki Oden? That gave him serious Naruto vibes with him always declaring he'd become Hokage. Well, not his business.
Still, Kouzuki, that was really familiar too alongside Wano. Something niggled at the back of his head.
"Nice to meet you Yamato," he settled for grinning at her, "And don't worry about it, I'm super strong. Unless they're named Hashirama or Madara, I'm unstoppable."
And even that was becoming more and more up for debate. All thanks to that dumbass snake. He after all, now had the Eternal Mangekyou Shinku Sharingan thanks to him bringing that weirdo bald fucker to attack him.
Not to mention Isobu himself had nearly doubled in strength from his little eight tails experiment he'd tried to add to the equation to capture him.
Orochimaru really did give the best gifts, the dumb fuck.
"No, you don't get it, you do look strong for a kid, but my father is an emperor of the sea!" Yamato waved her hands, "Do you get it now? Kaidouu isn't a man you can hope to beat in a fight, you need to get out of here!"
Kaidou?
Emperor of the Sea?
Wano?
Kouzuki?
"Holy shit I'm in the One Piece world." Daiki guffawed. Holy shit, seriously!? What was his luck?
'Absurd.' Isobu snorted.
Yup, definitely!
"World?" Yamato stared at him oddly, "The one piece isn't a world, it's a treasure. Gol D. Rogers treasure!"
"No, no, that's not what I meant," Daiki waved her off as he continued laughing, how to explain this? Best to be blunt he supposed? Half truth and bullshit? With his enhanced thinking power from the Shinkugan, he quickly made a story up that would fit, "I'm from another world. But, I used to have a power that let me see into other worlds, mostly centred around specific people. I call this one the world of One Piece, cuz I saw into it before, and mostly only saw stuff about this guy called Luffy who wanted to find the One Piece and become the king of the-"
"King of the pirates!" Yamato interrupted him, "And Luffy, do you mean, Monkey D. Luffy!?" she suddenly bent down grabbing his shoulders and shook him back and forth.
Not that he was complaining, it did amazing thing to those massive breasts of hers.
"Yeah that's him, funny guy, wears a straw hat, has rubber powers." Daiki replied.
"That's incredible!" Yamato's lovely amber eyes sparkled and she clapped her hands excitedly after letting go of him, "You're from a whole other world, amazing! Not even Oden explored a different world!"
Seriously, who was this Oden guy? And did he have any relation to that lucky little turd Momo that got a dragon devil fruit and got to bury his face in Nami and Robin's tits?
She dropped to her knees, planting her palms firmly in them, and stared him straight in the eye eagerly. Because, despite kneeling, she was still eye level with him, god she was huge, "What is your world like? Is there pirates there too? A grand line? How vast is it?"
"Well yeah there is pirates, I actually killed one not too long ago, got a pretty sweet set of weapons from him, but no there isn't a grand line or anything like that," Daiki laughed, she sure was curious huh? His eyes glanced to her manacled wrists, a picture forming in his head as he got an idea of what was going on. For a chick who gave off pressure similar to Kakashi, not able to remove manacles? They had to be sea stone, which meant she was a devil fruit user, "My world is ruled by ninja's, It's a pretty big place to be honest, but my world is a bit smaller than this one if I remember right."
Yamato oooh'd and aaah'd, "So you're a ninja then?" she grinned, "There's ninja's here on Wano too, I wonder how you match up?"
"I'm stronger." Daiki assured her easily.
After all, from what he'd seen of this world. He'd seen up to Luffy reaching Dressrossa and fighting Doflamingo. So he knew full well how strong a Yonkou was, and admirals.
And, he was not worried.
Kizaru, Akainu, Aokoji, Whitebeard? They weren't on his level.
That was a shame. He could use a good fight.
"You're really confident about that I see!" Yamato laughed, "How can you be so sure?"
"Well, how do they compare to Whitebeard?" Daiki smirked, "Because, I can tell you now, I'm stronger than Whitebeard. I saw him fight before in my visions into other worlds, and I can tell that for a fact."
"Eh?" Yamato blinked, looking him up and down, "No way…you're like fifteen or sixteen! Whitebeard was on the same level as my cow gorilla of a father!"
"Fourteen," he corrected her with a smirk, laughing as she gave him a look of disbelief, "You see this hat?" he pointed a thumb at the Hokage hat on his neck.
"Yes?" Yamato titled her head, confused.
"This hat is only given to those who bear the title of Hokage," he told her, "It means, I am the Hokage, the leader of the Village hidden in the Leaves. I command an army of over forty thousand ninja. And only the strongest can become the Hokage."
She blinked, before grinning wide, "Wow, that's incredible!" she clapped her hands again, applauding him this time, "I didn't realise you were such a powerful person! But wait, if you're the leader of such a place, why are you here?"
"I was testing out a technique and accidentally messed it up and got teleported here," Daiki shrugged, and activated one of his newest techniques. The air warped and swirled around his body, before fizzling away, as he appeared in another warp at the edge of the room, leaning on the wall arms crossed, "See, like this? I can head back to my world whenever I want. I was actually just gonna head straight back until I saw you, thought you were gorgeous and decided to stick around and talk to you."
"Oh wow, is that your devil fruit ability?" Yamato cheered, "Wait, that's the second time you've called me gorgeous. Why is that?"
Huh? What? She wasn't serious, was she?
"Cuz you're really pretty?" Daiki replied.
"Oh!" she blinked, and laughed, cheeks actually flushing a bit, "Well, thank you! You look really cool too!"
"Wait, has nobody ever told you you're beautiful?" Daiki gaped.
"Nope," Yamato shrugged still laughing, "Who would? I barely see anyone to hang out with anyway, I've only ever had the one friend. Besides, my father would probably kill anyone that tried to hang around me anyway.
"…What a fucking dick." Daiki blurted. The most he saw of Kaidou, was a huge shadowy figure, and then of him crash landing after falling from a sky island, and that was it. That, and he knew he was obsessed with zoan devil fruits. Which meant he most likely had a very powerful one - he was betting some form of dragon or behemoth or something like that - and it would make sense Yamato had one too.
"He really is," she stopped laughing, grimacing, "I'd kick his ass if I could and free Wano from his tyranny, but he's just too strong!"
…So he was ruling Wano like a tyrant then? And if he remembered right, didn't he kill Momo's family or something? And Momo was the heir to Wano?
Well now, this presented an opportunity. Since he was here, before he returned to boring ass paperwork and leading his village of uber badass ninja's. He wanted to get his hands on some devil fruits. He wanted to see how they'd work with his Bloodline Usurpation Seal. And he wanted to see about learning Haki, and even the Rokushiki.
Also, making a good impression on this gorgeous white hared babe sounded like a good time to him. Plus, he might even get a good fight out of Kaidou!
"Well then," Daiki walked over, giving her an excited smile, "We do a lot of mercenary work back home for anyone willing to pay, and I've been itching take a mission on, it's been ages. I'll happily take on the job of kicking Kaidou's ass for you and saving this Wano place if you want."
"Eeeeh?" Yamato reared back in surprise at his offer, "You're really casual how you said that! That's really impressive in of itself!"
She shook her head though, "Not that I can ask you do that," Yamato sighed, and held her hands up, shaking her manacles wrists, "I've not got anything to pay you with."
"I'm open to negotiations," Daiki laughed and sat down in front of her on crossed legs, "Do you know Haki?"
"Uh-huh, why?" Yamato asked.
"I have an ability that lets me read minds," Daiki settled for saying simply, not bothering to go into the full detail of it, "Since I'm not from this world, I've never learned how to use Haki. I want to see how to use it from your memories. Let's say that, and you let me take you out on a date after this is all over, and I'll consider that payment enough for beating down Kaidou for you."
"Well, I don't have any problem with you learning Haki from me like that," Yamato was surprisingly blase and unconcerned about giving him access to her mind, "But, a date? Like a romantic outing? I read about Oden taking his wife on them before."
Wow, now he was beginning to feel a little bad. She was really sheltered huh?
"Yeah, cuz like I said, you're gorgeous," Daiki shrugged, "And you seem like an incredible woman." he added, and despite himself, his eyes drifted to those huge breasts. She was busty, and proportionate to her frame, which meant, they were even bigger than Tsunade's!
God what would it feel like to sleep with his head between those? 'And I don't even sleep much!'
Yamato noticed where his eyes went, and she blinked, before clapping her fist into her other palm, "Ah!" she said, realisation shining in her eyes, "You want to make me your woman and have sex with me! I see!"
…Okay, apparently not so sheltered then!
"Yes?" Daiki replied, a little unsure himself with how she just blurted that out. And well, it wasn't like he minded. He was already engaged to Mei Terumi, and was dating Tenten…and Sakura, and Hinata.
And was banging his two maids.
And had Anko as a booty call who couldn't get enough of him.
"I see, I see," Yamato nodded sagely, "I suppose just like Oden said in his logbook, men of strength have strong appetites in regards to women. Just like the Roger pirates. If that's what you want, then I'm fine with it Daiki-kun….well, I would be, but as you can see, I cannot leave this place." she held up her hands and jingled her manacled arms.
"These are sea stone you sea, and while I'm not sure if I believe him or not, my father claims that if I were ever to leave this island, they will explode and kill me," Yamato gave him a grimacing smile, "So you see, while I'd be happy to accept-"
Daiki cut her off by reaching over, grabbing the manacles and storing them inside his dimension force seal, and linking his fingers with her own, and using that to pull the much taller woman into his lap, "So, happy to become my woman then are you?" he grinned up at her.
"Eh?" Yamato blinked, "EEEEEEEEEH!? SO EASILY!?"
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Haki…was surprisingly straight forward.
Compared to the likes of many of the jutsu he knew, it was incredible simple actually. It wasn't actually that different from chakra enhancement for armament haki, killing intent for Conquerors Haki, and even the training he went through with the chameleon clan for enhancing his senses, was quite reminiscent of haki.
Except, it was all fuelled by belief in yourself and will, the overwhelming belief that you could not be snuck upon, you could feel anything, you would not be hit, you would win, you could not be stopped, you were greater and more.
It was Kaidou himself who hammered haki into Yamato. The weirdest of it all though, was the fact that…Daiki already did all that when it came to himself. And yet, he had never used haki before.
And yet…
Daiki looked down at his blackened fist, "Oh wow, you got it so fast!" Yamato whooped and clapped, "It took me years to learn how to use Armament Hardening and it hasn't even been two hours for you!"
Just over an hour had passed in fact. Well, to be fair to Yamato, technically, he'd actually been training for seven hundred hours considering he had seven hundred shadow clones in his personal dimension hard at work.
So more like a month.
Well, it seemed that there was a passive energy in this world that fuelled Haki, that was the only explanation. And through coming here, it had entered his body. And allowed for him to use haki.
"It's not that different from other abilities I've learned," he assured her, shaking his arm and allowing the colour of armament to fade away, "Plus, you have a lot of knowledge on it, I'm just copying someone already amazing at it like you."
"Wahahaha!" Yamato slapped her knee before throwing her arm around his shoulder, her massive breasts burying his face, "You'll make me blush Daiki-kun. It's incredible either way! I've never heard of anyone being able to use haki so quickly, no wonder you're so sure you can beat my gorilla cow of a father."
Holy shit they were soft, he couldn't wait to really have fun with her, "You're something else." Yamato nodded proudly, letting go of him.
"So are you," he told her, honestly, rubbing the back of his head, "Seriously, you've been challenging your dad since you were so tiny. I'm impressed by how strong willed you are. If I hadn't wanted you before, after seeing your memories and everything you've gone through, I definitely would after that."
Seriously. She was incredible. Starved, beaten, tormented. Her childhood was hellish. Isolated, lonely, trained into the dirt by an uncaring ruthless father who only cared about shaping her in his image. She was pure defiance and will given form.
The more he saw of her in her memories, the more impressed by her he was. And the more he saw of Kaidou, and what he'd done. Not just to her, but the things he'd did to the people of Wano and more? The more a simmering rage built in the pit of his stomach.
Daiki…was not a good guy. He'd killed thousands of people with a smile on his face. He'd robbed graves. He'd spit in the face of death itself and enslaved the immortal souls of his enemies.
But the shit Kaidou had put Wano through? It was enough to disgust even him to his very core.
Yamato's cheeks flushed and she looked away, poking her index fingers together, "You don't need to compliment me and butter me up, I already agreed to be your woman." she laughed almost nervously.
It was an incredible dichotomy, not at all ashamed or embarrassed about 'becoming his woman' or that he wanted to have sex with her. But, honest compliments like that, heartfelt praise? She'd never had it.
And was weak to it.
Not that he was lying at all, he was completely serious, "And my woman is incredible," Daiki decided to ease her embarrassment, with a bit of boldness and casually reached over and palmed one of her huge toned juicy ass cheeks through her hakama, "If I didn't have to kick the shit out of your dad, I'd show you how much right here and now."
It did the trick as she laughed, "There'll be plenty of times to break in a few beds together Daiki-kun!" she beamed, though her cheeks were still a bit flushed, "I have a feeling you'll put me through quite a few of them, but we first have to take care of that stupid Cow Gorilla!"
Well, the sooner they did that, the sooner he could leave the shape of Yamato's ass in a mattress, or floor…or wall. Or boulder.
He wasn't picky.
Yamato's memories were also a fount of information for him in regards to the Beast Pirates themselves.
Who the top members were, their strength, their abilities. There was even one called Who's Who, a former member of the CP9!
Who knew the Rokushiki!
Which was why, just as they left Yamato's room, and isolated tower of a home to go find Kaidou, he formed a familiar hand seal, and in a puff of smoke, three shadow clones appeared.
And then disappeared in a blur of speed, each with their own target.
"Oooh, is that one of your ninjutsu you told me about?" Yamato cheered excitedly, "You can even make clones?"
"And a bunch of other stuff," Daiki grinned, "I know over a hundred different ninjutsu. Strength enhancement, control over the elements, teleporting, healing, speed enhancement and a bunch of other stuff, I'll show them all to you when we have the time."
"I'll hold you to that," Yamato laughed, "And you're saying our children will inherit these abilities too?"
He blinked at the bluntness before shrugging, "Well, the potential to, it'll be up to their own efforts to learn this stuff, if they want to," he replied, "They will inherit my eyes though, and some other stuff unique to my bloodline."
"Oh, you won't expect our children to follow in your foot steps as warriors?" Yamato seemed very interested in the topic.
"Not really?" Daiki was honestly confused and shrugged, "I mean, I'd prefer them to I guess? Because training and getting stronger is amazing, and the stronger they are the less threats there ever will be to them. But, if they don't want to, then they don't need to."
Yamato seemed pleased however, and nodded, "You will make a good father then."
Okay?
"Not for a while, I'm way off being ready for kids," Daiki told her, waving her compliment off quickly, he was only freaking fourteen, "There's a whole world out there for us to see first. Two actually, since I can teleport between here and my world, and we can explore them both as we want."
Well when he wasn't busy being Hokage and Hokageying all over everyone and everywhere.
Yamato perked up, "You'll be taking me with you?" she asked excitedly.
"What made you think I wouldn't?" Daiki gave her an odd look.
"Nothing….nothing, I'm just excited as all and truly was so lucky to have you fall into my room of all places." Yamato actually giggled, before surprising him, as she grabbed him under the arms like a child and lifted him up, and kissed him square on the lips.
Which he readily returned. Surprised, but all too happy.
…He however vowed to full nelson this giant gorgeous woman no matter how odd it would look!
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Shadow Clone Daiki, assassin of a queen was actually terribly disappointed as he hunted down Kaidou's left hand man, the scientist Queen.
The man didn't notice a thing as Daiki entered his quarters. The marks of his Heavenly Star Seal spread over his body, and his arms gleamed black with Armament Haki.
And in a blur of speed, he moved, lightning crackling into existence around his fist as he attacked-
And drove his first straight through the massive mans heart, "Wha?!" Queen stiffened, gargling. But, the overly fat fuck, only managed to slightly turn his flabby neck, before keeling over with thundering thump.
Dead.
"…Why did I get stuck with this loser?" the shadow clone sighed in annoyance. A brachiosaurus devil fruit, really?
He eyed the body, watching as a lime green energy spread throughout his body, all converged together in the pit of his stomach. One thing the original had noticed when he'd taken away the sea stone cuffs around Yamato's arms, was, once it was gone, he could see an energy inside of her.
What he could only assume was her devil fruit.
Standing on the back of the dead fat ass freak, Daiki waited until all the energy condensed together. And he watched as it then began to rise up and out of his body-
He slammed his palm over the point where the energy was escaping, "Fuin!" he said, black seals spiralling out from where his palm met Queen's body, before slipping inside his body as if it were not physical and wrapping around the energy in inky black kanji chains.
Then he pulled his hand back a few moments later, and a lime green scale like fruit in the shape of a pineapple formed, slipping out of Queen's body, "I figured as much." he mused.
The fruits were full of energy. Different yes, but somewhat similar to the bijuu, if on a massively lower scale. And so, if he could seal a bijuu, or steal a contract with one with a contract seal, then he had theorized he could do the same with a devil fruit.
The clone stared at the devil fruit in his hand, before sealing it away inside his dimension force seal, and leaving, 'Fuck it, this was too easy. I'm gonna go kill that Maria chick too.'
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"Who the hell are you punk?"
Tiger hunter shadow clone Daiki though, was terribly amused as he waltzed into Who's Who's crappy wannabe brothel, filled to the brim with his subordinates, all wearing that dumb red horned mask just like this.
"Fuck you, that's who." Daiki smirked at the huge lounging transformed form of Who's Who in his ancient zoan devil fruit form, of a Sabertooth Tiger.
And gave him the finger.
His subordinates exploded with rage, however Who's Who actually laughed mockingly at him, "You've got balls kid, balls bigger than your brain at least," the huge tiger man stood up on all fours, stretching out, "I getchu though, guess you're a new recruit? And you're picking a fight to take my rank if you beat me right? I can respect that, I'm still gonna rip your stupid little throat out th-"
"Bored now." Daiki smirked, and his eyes gleamed as he unleashed his newly acquired Conqueror's Haki, alongside his killing intent.
The room trembled as a wave of dark force and crackling bolts of black lightning erupted from him, washing over everyone in the room.
And dropping every single one of them to the floor, foaming at the mouth.
All but Who's Who, the huge tiger man ground his teeth as he flinched back, hunkering down to endure the pure wave of conquering killing intent, "W-what absurd haki! How…how do you have Conquerors Haki…" he trembled, "And…why…why is it so dense, and terrifying? Not even…Kaidou can do this!"
Lightning sparked around Daiki's body, and he moved. In the blink of an eye, he was behind Who's Who, black lightning like tattoo's suddenly all over his body, and grabbed the massive tiger man by the neck and lifted him up, and allowed the lightning of his lightning chakra mode, to spread over him.
Who's Who screamed in agony as he was electrocuted, only to be cut off with a gag as Daiki's free hand, in the shape of a fist, gleamed with Armament Haki, before he smashed it into the mans spine, and unleashed his first original, amplified technique, alongside a certain lightning jutsu, "Darkness Shockwave Fist: Elekiter!"
Twin shock waves of force, one of light, one of darkness pulverized his insides at the same time a beam of electrical force followed the pair of them, straight through his body.
Who's Who went limp, body smoking and bloody leaking from his maw, before his body slowly began to revert, shrinking down until a pink haired man dangled from his grip at the neck, "Now then." Daiki turned the man around, and with his eyes, peered straight into his mind, tearing it apart and finding everything of interest.
Specifically focused on his training as a member of CP9.
He found all that and more.
He wasn't gentle about it either like he was with Yamato, not caring about any damage. So, it was over in ten seconds flat.
The man began to shake, spasm and drool in Daiki's grip, his brain leaking out of his ears.
Daiki blinked as he came out of the mans mind, dropping him to the floor, "Mythical Zoan, Human Human Mode: Sun God Nika….huh?" he raised a brow, before laughing.
Well now, wasn't that interesting.
It seemed the Gomu Gomu no Mi wasn't so simple after all.
He'd have to look into that one day. Especially the apparent interest the Gorosei and World Government had in that fruit, how revered this original Nika was, or was it Joyboy?
Thoughts for later. He made a shadow clone, before dispelling it, letting the memories of the Rokushiki training, be transferred to the original, and all the other clones training in their personal dimension.
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The clone whom would kill a king, felt his eyebrows raise in interest as his target paused in the middle of a vast hallway.
He'd been following him for a few seconds now.
"Do you think you can hide from me?" King asked, the helmeted man scoffing as he crossed his arms.
Daiki dropped down from the rafters, out of the shadows. Somewhat surprised, and impressed, "You've got incredible senses." he complimented. Or was it just pure instinct?
He'd after all, been near completely undetectable thanks to the Shinkugan, and he couldn't even be heard thanks to the silent fist.
Instead of meeting the massive mans eyes though, his own eyes were on the huge black feathered wings atop his back.
'Lunarian, huh?' he thought, hiding a grin. He'd learned something very interesting from Yamato's memories about this guy. Apparently, he was from a near extinct race of people, that not only had those wings, but…
Control over flame. A flame, that when activated, made them absurdly resistant to physical damage, whether that was cutting, piercing or blunt force. And, if they ever put that flame out, it would increase their speed massively in return for turning off that physical resistance.
And just his luck, the bloodline was represented in a pair of black feathered wings like that of a fallen angel.
"Who are you?" King asked calmly, ignoring his praise, "I've never seen you before. You are not part our crew."
"No, I'm not." Daiki grinned, activating the heavenly star seal, and punching his hands together as they gleamed black with armament haki. Then, he took a deep breath-
And a massive powerful green aura exploded from his body as he activated the Seven Heavens Breathing Method.
And he moved.
King didn't even have time to react before Daiki's fist was buried in his stomach, and the huge man folded around his fist. But Daiki wasn't finished, he kicked the huge mans leg from under him, stomping on his knee, before unleashing a furious barrage of a dozen punches in the blink of an eye, each one strong enough to turn a jonin into a salad dressing.
"Hoh?" Daiki hummed, stepping back and watching as King dropped to his knees with a hiss, grabbing his stomach.
"…You broke my ribs, so easily…" King growled.
"Easily you say," Daiki laughed, "Buddy, you have no idea the sheer strength I just hit you with, and you only have a few broken ribs. You're resistance to damage is incredible."
And definitely worth taking.
"I'll have to get serious right away with you," King grunted and rose to his feet, hang going to the blade sheathed at his side, "I've no idea who you are, or what your purpose here is, but you picked the wrong crew to mess w-"
He never finished.
After all, he never noticed the clone he'd made that was still hiding in the rafters drop down silently, and with a single hand seal-
"Water Prison Jutsu." the clone of a clone said with a grin, a massive sphere of water swirling into existence around the lunarian.
And his body went limp.
"Devil fruits sure have a nasty weakness, huh?" Daiki laughed, before jumping forward and straight into the water prison, arms latching around the man, and began to strangle him underwater.
Where he couldn't fight back at all with how weakened he was thanks to his devil fruit. And he after all, could breathe under water.
King couldn't even thrash or struggle. He could only slowly get strangled, then drown and die.
After a few minutes more, his clone let go of the jutsu and the water prison splattered apart all over the hallway. Daiki eyed the body of king laying face first down on the ground, before stomping his foot on the corpses back-
And then grabbing his ripping his wings right off, "Yoink." he cheerfully chirped.
Before kicking the body over and kneeling over him, ripping the mans mask of, showing off a surprisingly handsome man underneath. Luckily, the mind still remained active even in death for a little while, more than enough time for him to peer into his memories.
'Joyboy again, huh?' he mused as he pulled back a few seconds later, learning all he needed to about King, his bloodline, his past…and the fact even Kaidou was fascinated by this Joyboy guy.
"Well, whatever." Daiki slammed his palm into the mans stomach, "Fuin!" he would be taking this devil fruit as well.
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Meanwhile, the original Daiki and Yamato waltzed right up and over to Kaidou. He was somewhat surprised nobody tried to stop them.
Then again, most of them were actually terrified of Yamato going on a rampage, so they probably just decided to leave her up to Kaidou.
They found him, sitting on massive stone like throne, in a dark room, sipping sake from the biggest sake cup Daiki had ever seen.
'Damn he is huge.' Daiki had to whistle. It was one thing to see the guy in memories or through a screen, but in person.
Damn no wonder most people were terrified of him.
Kaidou was massive.
He looked over as they entered, a drunk flush on his cheeks. His eyes roamed over Daiki, before dismissing him entirely, and looking at Yamato, "Well this is new, you've come crawling back already after your beating?" Kaidou smirked down at her, towering over even Yamato, "Wororororo! Have you finally come to your senses Yamato?"
"As if you stupid ugly cow gorilla." Yamato scoffed, before smirking at him, and lifting her arms up.
Her entirely bare arms.
Kaidou looked at her, slowly blinking. It took a few moments, before his eyes widened in shock, "Where are your manacles?!" he clenched his hand around the saki cup as he growled, the glass shattering in his grasp.
"Gone, where they should have went ages ago!" Yamato laughed, "I won't let you tell me what to do anymore shitty old man!"
"You think just because they're gone, you can do as you please?" Kaidou snorted, "You are nowhere near strong enough to boast like that."
"Maybe I'm not," Yamato how ever just continued to laugh, and pointed at him, "He is though."
For a moment, Kaidou looked utterly confused as he turned to look back at Daiki, "Who in the hell is this brat?" he scoffed.
"I'm your new son in law," Daiki smirked at him, "Nice to meet ya' shitty old man."
"What…?" Kaidou asked flatly, eyes narrowing at him.
"I'll spell it out for you." Daiki's smirk widened and he grabbed Yamato's arm, and pulled her down into a bruising kiss, while his other hand grabbed her ass. And he furiously made out with Kaidou's daughter, right in front of him.
Kaidou's jaw actually dropped in utter disbelief, that was immediately replaced with blinding rage, "You….!" he snarled, conquerors haki exploding from around him, the entire massive structure of the building they were in, beginning to tremble.
Daiki pulled back from Yamato who laughed looking at her father, "Wahahaha! How'd you like that old man. That's right, I'm his woman now, and there's nothing you can do about it."
"What….what….WHAT?!?!" Kaidou roared, storming to his feet, stomping so hard he cratered the ground.
"I'm fucking your daughter," Daiki gave him a shit eating smirk, "Does that piss you off? Let's see you try and do something about it. Come at me bro." he taunted.
That did the trick.
Kaidou reached down the side of his massive stone throne, grabbing his huge spiked kanbato-
And exploded forward in a blur of speed that obliterated the ground he stood on. Conquerors haki warped into existence around the kanbato as he swung down a split moment later towards Daiki's head.
And obliterated the entire room in a single swing. And yet, still didn't hit Daiki, as he stood atop said kanbato, holding the much taller Yamato bridal style, "Bit slow there old timer." Daiki taunted, in a blur kicking off the top of the mans head as the room fell apart around them and jumping up, activating the mysterious peacock method and blowing through the ceiling of the room, flying up and through the next room and ceiling, and then the next one and then the next one.
Until a moment later, he arrived at the very top of the massive structure and outside under the moonlight, and let Yamato down, "What a temper he has." Daiki joked.
"I know right?" Yamato giggled in amusement.
He let his heavenly star seal activate, the black lightning tattoo's spreading over his body. Just in time for Kaidou to explode up onto the roof a few dozen feet away, "I am going to drink the marrow from your bones you little bastard!" he roared like a dragon.
Literally.
He'd shifted form, his body covered in blue scales, horns growing from his head and a massive tail formed from his back side.
The hybrid form of his devil fruit. The mythical zoan, fish fish fruit - Model: Azure Dragon
Which he'd learned all about from Yamato's memories.
"I am going to put my penis in your daughters mouth." Daiki flashed him a thumbs up.
"And my vagina!" Yamato happily added.
With a roar of rage, Kaidou, much faster than before exploded forward. His speed now, was like night and day.
Before, he was slower than Kakashi.
Now? Now he waster than Orochimaru. Faster even, than Daiki himself.
In his base form.
A thunderous shock wave erupted as the blow was stopped in its tracks, the gleaming black haki clad forms of the Kiba Blades appearing before Daiki mid-air, an extension of his will.
And also marked with the mark of the ability he'd gained from the mangekyou he'd taken from that bald bastard and combined with his own eyes, to gain the eternal mangekyou shinku sharingan.
"Floating swords?!" Kaidou growled, "how are they using armament!?"
"Fuck you, that's how." Daiki exploded forward in a blur of speed, burying his fist in Kaidou's stomach and sending him exploding backwards.
His eyes widening in slight surprise.
Daiki moved, catching up to him, and Kaidou slammed his tail into the ground, stopping his flight back and swung out with his weapon, only for one of the kiba blades buzzing through the air like a lightning clad buzz saw to appear and block it, while the second swerved around and sliced at his tail, clipping it from under him.
It did no damage at all.
Kaidou sure was durable.
It did leave him off balance though as Daiki grabbed the massive man by the leg, heaved him up and slammed him face first into the ground with enough force to create a fifty foot wide crater.
Before bringing an axe kick down on his spine that doubled it.
"You think you can hurt me with these little flea bites!?" Kaidou roared exploded up onto his feet, "Thunder Bagua!" he snarled, spinning around like a tornado and lightning sparked into existence around his weapon.
Clang!
It met one of the kiba blades as Daiki replaced himself with it.
"Lemme try a little harder then!" he smirked from Kaidou's other side, slamming a palm strike into his lower stomach at the side, arms gleaming black with armament haki, "Darkness Force Palm!" he shouted, slamming the dual shock waves enhanced by his haki into him.
Kaidou gagged, doubling over, blood shooting from his lips, "You….." he gasped, but never got to finished as Daiki burst up, slamming his foot down atop his knee after a jump, and pushing off into another up to grab Kaidou's horns, and deliver a knee strike straight to the mans face.
He let go-
And Kaidou shot back like a cannon ball, slamming through a massive rock plateau over a hundred feet high, and getting buried in the rubble.
"Durability of your skin doesn't do much when shock waves can go right through old man," Daiki called over to pile of rubble as he landed on his feet, the kiba blades lazily floating in the air beside him, "You should really watch out for that. Like, you're tough as all hell, but you're full of openings."
Like, that wasn't even a lie. Besides speed, right now Kaidou outclassed him by a decent margin in strength and sheer durability.
But he was so full of openings, even not going full force, Daiki could practically dance around him, "Gotta say, I'm pretty disappointed right now, I thought you'd be tougher than this," he mused aloud, "Oh well, I'll bury my disappointment, in your daughters soft tits…no wait, that's my face."
The rubble exploded.
Literally, as an absolutely gargantuan serpentine beast of blue scales shot into the air above them. And Kaidou, in his full zoan form, of a titanic dragon stared down at him from above, "You….you actually hurt me." the massive dragon spoke, sounding almost awed.
"It wasn't that hard." Daiki crossed his arms above his head, looking bored, even as on the inside he marvelled at the sheer size of Kaidou.
He would tower over even Isobu!
"WORORORORORORORRORORO!" Kaidou laughed thunderously, the air itself echoing with his chortles, "I have no idea who you even are boy, or where you came from. But I'll admit this, you're incredible! You boasted you weren't even going full strength did you not? Show me more!"
"Make me," Daiki smirked up at him cockily, "All you've did is get bigger and make yourself an easier target. I'm not impressed you big noodle."
"And you love to joke I see," the massive dragon snorted, before grinning wide, "Could it be, you are Joyboy?"
"I've not been joking though?" Daiki shrugged, "I really am going to fuck your daughter. Honestly, I can't wait to get her in my bed, her body is insane. I can't wait to grab her by those horns and use them as handlebars if you get what I'm saying old man."
"BLAST BREATH!!!!"
A titanic canonical beam of pure heat erupted from the massive dragons maw. Enough power in it, to obliterate an entire mountain from existence Daiki knew from Yamato's memories.
Definitely not something he wanted to get hit with.
That would kill him instantly outside of his Susano'o or his bijuu form.
Not that he would transform, or even need to dodge really. Daiki held his palm up, "Fire Sealing Method: Fuin!" he declared.
And the titanic beam of heat, so massive it would dwarf a five story building in height and width. Disappeared into his palm, out of sight. As if it were never there to begin with.
"What….the….?" Kaidou goggled staring down at him in disbelief.
"Here, you can have this back, this isn't the kind of wedding gift I'm interested in," Daiki snorted, "Fuin: Release!"
The titanic beam of heat, erupted outwards from his palm, and Kaidou's eyes widened even further as his own attack slammed into him and erupting in a massive explosion that rocked the entire island and lit up the night sky for miles upon miles.
Daiki watched as the titanic draconic form of Kaidou plummeted from the smokes and flames, and slammed into the ground with a thundering crash.
To the beast of a mans absolute credit, he merely groaned and his serpentine form up out of the crater, staring down at him, "I have never seen anyone fight like you." he growled.
"I've only met one guy more durable than you." Daiki shrugged back. Not counting the bijuu.
But in the end, this was disappointing. He relied so much on that durability of his. Fine then,.
"Let's see how you handle this then," Daiki clenched his fists, and his activated his lightning chakra mode. In a blur of speed, he was in front of Kaidou before he could do anything, the chakra focused around his hand and pointing out two fingers, "Lightning Style: False Darkness!"
A massive spear of lightning erupted from his fingers, and Kaidou, probably sensing danger for the first time, roared and unleashed another massive blast of flame point blank trying to defend-
Only for his spear of lightning to pierce straight through it and into his chest, and through it, leaving a gaping hole in it.
Kaidou roared in pain, spitting up blood, but did not fall, he shrunk into his hybrid form in an instant, lashing out with his thunder bagua enhanced weapon.
That hit nothing but air as he Daiki got behind him before he could even blink, "Darkness Shockwave Fist: Elekiter!" he slammed the triple shock wave enhanced fist into his spine, folding Kaidou backwards around it.
Then another.
And another.
And another.
His hands blurring at light speed, he hammered shock wave after shock wave through Kaidou, slamming over fifty punches into his spine, in less time than it took to blink.
He didn't bother exerting any more force than needed and launching him all showy like, and stepped back.
"You…truly are…Joyboy…" Kaidou whispered as he dropped to his knees, blood pouring from his lips as he began to revert to human form, his devil fruit hybrid form fading away.
Along with the life in his eyes as they rolled up into the back of his head, and he dropped to the ground face first, smiling all the smile.
"I'm really not." Daiki sighed, staring at the dead man.
His would be father in law's corpse.
He eyed the energy inside the mans body, condensing together in the core of his stomach. He was almost tempted to let it dissipate and reform in some form of respect.
He did just appear, fuck over the mans entire life's work and steal his daughter. But…nah that'd just be a waste.
And that fruit was far too powerful to just let go to waste.
He placed his palm on his stomach, and a moment later, after flexing his seals, he pulled his hand back, holding a blue and dark blue scaled pinecone like fruit.
"Daiki-kun!" a shout made him look over his shoulder to see Yamato rushing over, a gobsmacked look on her face.
She skidded to a halt in front of him, her eyes taking in the collapsed form of her father, and then the fruit in his hands, "That's…" Yamato's jaw dropped, before exhaling softly and smiling, "You really did beat him."
He curled his hand around the fruit, before sealing it away, and smiling back at her, "I told you I would," he said, grabbing her hand, "Are you okay?" he asked, concerned, glancing at Kaidou's corpse.
She looked back at him, before shaking her head, smile widening just a bit, "Yeah, I am," the white haired giant of a woman said, running a hand through her hair, "You know, it doesn't feel real actually, it's just so sudden and out of nowhere. But, there's this massive sense of relief too? I'm not sad at all he's gone. That shitty old man was the one that cut our relationship as father and daughter, so don't feel bad about killing him Daiki-kun, he doesn't deserve it."
And then she enveloped her arms around his neck, and leaned down and kissed him.