KCEHC SUTATS S’HCTIW YZARC

Eerie sat in front of her little cave. How many years had it been? She’d been there for who knows how long. She sat on a tree stump at the edge of her cave. There was always something she wanted to do, but she’d never been able to do it. However, on this day, she steeled herself.

She put all of her mana into this one spell, and she chanted “Status Open!”

Eerie winced at the table and waved her fist towards the heavens. “You can’t do this to me!”

However, the author didn’t care one bit. In fact, the author was hiding beneath her own barrier. It was an Eerie proof object, for she feared that if Eerie found her, the days of peace and quiet would be over.

Nonetheless, the author projected her voice into Eerie’s ear. “I gave you what you wanted, so leave it be! No more status sheets!”

“You call this a status sheet!? This thing doesn’t even explain anything to me!” Eerie shook her fist, and her voice grew higher by an octave. “What is this supposed to mean!? What is SSSSSSSSSSSSSS? Is this supposed to be a snake? What kind of lazy author would do this? You will be hearing from my lawyer!”

The witch looked at a rock next to her with a painted face. “Rocky will take you down lady!”

The poor author’s ears rung from the high pitched vibrations. The author immediately disconnected herself from that line and began writing a different story. She tuned out all of the witch’s distant pleas.

In fact, Envylope became so frustrated about this silly witch, she decided to keep her in that cave for a thousand years.

“Serves her right...”