Chapter 535: Chapter 533 Eating Real Shit [5th Update, Extra for Wu Hui]Lu Xiaobu looked at Liang Lan, who seemed even angrier than him.

    He knew there must be something Liang Lan hadn’t told him, afraid that he would blow his top!

    However, he was also a bit curious. What kind of matter was it that made Liang Lan make a decision without his consent, and directly ban spicy strips city-wide?!

    If it weren’t for an absolutely enraged Liang Lan, she would never do such a thing!

    At the very least, she would have asked for his opinion.

    He really wanted to ask, but seeing Liang Lan like that, he thought about it and decided to wait!

    Let Liang Lan vent first!

    After Liang Lan finished her phone call, she came over: "Young Master, let’s go, to the hospital."

    "For what?"

    Lu Xiaobu was startled; Sister Lan, who was always so elegant, was in such a hurry this time.

    "To pump your stomach!"

    Liang Lan said anxiously, pulling Lu Xiaobu into the car.

    She dared not even think about it, and the Young Master had eaten it!

    "No need."

    Lu Xiaobu said helplessly.

    "Let’s check it out first."

    Liang Lan said urgently, with a pleading look in her eyes!

    "Alright, alright!"

    Lu Xiaobu couldn’t stand that kind of look, so he agreed!

    ...

    By the time they arrived at the hospital, Lu Group had dispatched a special team to inspect and test all spicy strips in the city!

    And the result!

    Frustratingly, not a single brand of spicy strips met the standards!

    Remember, not a single one was even qualified!

    They couldn’t even achieve the basic standards!

    Thus, following Liang Lan’s orders, all the spicy strips in the city were collected and piled up in the garbage dump!

    Do you know how much?

    Five tons! A full five tons!

    These five tons of spicy strips, piled up in the garbage dump, was a spectacular sight!

    And the city residents had already been startled by Lu Group’s actions, which seemed insane!

    Now, they were all gathered around the garbage dump!

    "What’s this for?!"

    "Yeah, is Lu Xiaobu freaking out again?!"

    "Why buy all the spicy strips and then throw them in the garbage dump?!"

    "I wanted to buy some just now, but none were available. I asked around and finally found this place!"

    "It feels strange, doesn’t it? Buying spicy strips, not eating them, and then throwing them in the garbage dump?!"

    "..."

    While people were discussing, Lu Xiaobu arrived.

    His face was genuinely ice-cold at this point.

    Liang Lan had already told him the truth!

    He damn had eaten the equivalent of twenty grams of shit, drank six grams of toilet water, and got freakin’ poisoned?!

    Motherfuckers!

    This won’t be forgotten!

    Those who made the spicy strips, wait for me. In a few days, I’ll make you eat real shit!

    Fuck all of you!

    "Zhang Meng, burn it!"

    Lu Xiaobu commanded, looking at the pile of ’shit’ in front of him.

    "Yes!"

    Zhang Meng didn’t look happy either!

    He took out a lighter and quickly lit up the mountain of spicy strips!

    Instantly, the smell of burning gutter oil mixed with the burning plastic bags spread throughout the entire garbage dump!

    Thick smoke billowed, darkening the sky!

    The flames grew gradually bigger!

    Eventually, the whole mountain of spicy strips turned into a volcano!

    "Crackle and pop!"

    Various sounds kept coming from inside!

    The people around were stunned!

    "Why burn them all?!"

    "What the hell is Lu Xiaobu thinking?!"

    "Is he having a mental breakdown?!"

    "Buying a bunch of food, and then burning it?!"

    "Wasting food isn’t supposed to be like this!"

    "Seriously, what’s going on here?!"

    "..."

    Lu Xiaobu couldn’t be bothered to explain to them; he just quietly watched the fire in front of him burn.

    "System, you know what to do, I don’t need to tell you!" Lu Xiaobu said in his mind.

    "Alright alright, I’m going to formulate the recipe for you!"

    The system muttered: "I thought with the Temporary Attribute, you’d calm down for a bit, but how many days has it been?"

    "Less talk! Hurry up, I want to eat real spicy strips!"

    Lu Xiaobu scolded the system!

    Once you start eating spicy strips, out of sight, out of mind, but once you get hooked, you just freaking can’t help yourself!

    ...

    It was not long before the large-scale burning made the news.

    "Lu Xiaobu Clears Out Shimen’s Spicy Strips and Burns Them at the Dump"

    "The Truth Behind the Massive Burning"

    "Lu Xiaobu Bans Spicy Strips City-wide, Choose Spicy Strips, Stop Selling Cola and Lao Ganma"

    "The Lu Group’s Big Move"

    "The Lu Group’s Test Report Delivery"

    "The Spicy Strips We Eat Every Day, Are Actually Made of Sh*t?"

    "Exorbitant Profits of Unscrupulous Businesses"

    "..."

    These reports clearly and factually broadcasted the whole story!

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    "Ugh!"

    Countless people ran to the toilets, violently vomiting!

    "F*ck me, that’s freaking disgusting!"

    "Damn you, unscrupulous merchants, hope your sons are born without assholes! What the hell is the difference between this and sh*t?!"

    "Eating a pack of spicy strips is like eating twenty grams of sh*t? Plus six grams of toilet water? Are you f*cking afraid we’ll choke? Both dry and watery!"

    "Cursing the neighbors! Don’t you feel disgusted earning money like this?!"

    "I just wanna ask those who make spicy strips, do you eat them?!"

    "I thought Lu Xiaobu was going crazy! Now it seems, he’s really eliminating a scourge for the people!"

    "Lu Xiaobu, socially responsible!"

    "It’s better to eat products from the Lu Group! They are safe!"

    "Yeah! Clean and hygienic, and they taste good!"

    "I swear, I won’t touch spicy strips again, damn, it’s just disgusting."

    "..."

    The whole internet was buzzing about spicy strips!

    Soon, the spicy strips issue spread from Shimen to the rest of the country!

    The speed of the spread was incredibly fast!

    After all, Heavenly Dynasty is a country of gastronomy; people are particularly concerned about food, especially food safety!

    Now, the whole nation was in an uproar!

    "F*ck me, is this real or fake?!"

    "I’m eating it right now, damn it! I need to go throw up!"

    "That’s f*cking disgusting!"

    "Strong demand for the exposure of unscrupulous manufacturers!"

    "Lu Xiaobu did the right thing! Crazy likes for Lu Xiaobu!"

    "Lu Xiaobu is truly Lu Xiaobu!"

    "Never buying spicy strips again!"

    "Holy sh*t, I just got it tested, what Lu Xiaobu said is true! F*ck! My son eats sh*t every day?! Damn you all!"

    "Step forward manufacturers, I’m going to kill you!"

    "..."

    The waves of this incident were one after another, getting bigger and bigger!

    The attention it drew kept growing and the scope kept expanding!

    People started to spontaneously boycott spicy strips!

    Now, those spicy strips manufacturers were unhappy!

    Lu Xiaobu was cutting off their livelihoods!

    But they couldn’t fight against Lu Xiaobu, so what could they do?

    Find a backer, of course!

    The spicy strips industry had been steady for so many years, they must have a backer!