Chapter 85: Chapter 85: About to Get Bigger, Can It Wrap Around the Waist? [3rd Update]Black-faced Yama looked at the money stuffed into his arms, still hesitating whether to take it or not!

    The surrounding students were already dumbfounded!

    "Awesome! My Young Master Bu actually rewarded Black-faced Yama!"

    "Lu Xiaobu is truly badass, not only did he make Black-faced Yama laugh, now he’s even rewarding him!"

    "The world of the prodigals is something we don’t understand!"

    "What kind of wow is this!"

    "..."

    While they were still in shock, Zhang Meng had already driven into the school!

    Leaving Black-faced Yama behind, holding the money with a wry smile on his face!

    Well, no need to consider it now!

    And when Zhang Meng drove in, all the bodyguards at the entrance were stunned!

    "Why can he drive into the school?"

    "Exactly! Aren’t bodyguards not allowed inside the school?"

    "It’s unfair, we want to go in too!"

    "That’s right, why does only he get special privileges!"

    "..."

    Hearing the bodyguards’ protests, Fan Xihua’s face darkened immediately, reverting to the true visage of Black-faced Yama: "What’s all the noise? Those who are dissatisfied can scram! Young Master Lu Xiaobu is still so young and already ranks fifth on the Newcomer Rich List, and what about your masters? A bunch of trash! Keep complaining, and I’ll have you all clear out of a one-mile radius from the school!"

    Fan Xihua’s voice, filled with oppressive power, rang out.

    The surrounding students scattered like birds and beasts!

    The bodyguards also immediately ceased their clamor!

    Damn, this guy is too terrifying!

    He instantly reminded them of the fear they used to have at school when dominated by teachers!

    And this very person actually smiled at Lu Xiaobu just now?!

    My God!

    ...

    Arriving in the classroom.

    The entire class looked at Lu Xiaobu with eyes full of admiration.

    "Young Master Bu is incredible!"

    "Too impressive! The smile of Black-faced Yama! Young Master Bu, you are definitely the first in the history of Shimen First Middle School!"

    "And you can even drive into the school, Liu Changlong doesn’t have this kind of treatment!"

    "..."

    "Lu Xiaobu, do you have to be so amazing? Black-faced Yama smiled at you?! And you even gave him a reward!" Zhou Jingyuan was also utterly shocked.

    "What’s the big deal, really."

    Lu Xiaobu shrugged and lay down on his desk to read his novel.

    He didn’t care, but others definitely did, and this event instantly spread throughout the whole school!

    Everyone who heard about it was utterly shocked, and in the end, they could only say one phrase—Lu Xiaobu is badass—to express their astonishment.

    Even when the homeroom teacher of Class Six came in for the lesson, he was looking at Lu Xiaobu with a shocked face, full of disbelief!

    To think that even he had never seen Black-faced Yama smile!

    Two class periods passed.

    "Xiaobu, could you share with me the next Chapters of ’City’s Strongest Divine System’?" Zhou Jingyuan said, "I really want to know what happens next!"

    "Can’t be bothered to share, just wait for it to be online!" Lu Xiaobu replied, lying on the desk.

    His phone was different from theirs, it was too troublesome to transfer files, only physical transfers were possible, and he really couldn’t be bothered!

    "What are you waiting for! Did you forget they all stopped updating indefinitely?" Zhou Jingyuan rolled her eyes and said, "Now in the whole world, besides the author, you’re the only one who knows what happens next. It’s driving us crazy."

    "Yeah! That’s right!" Students from Class Six nodded and looked at Lu Xiaobu with hopeful eyes: "Young Master Bu, just share a copy with us, please!"

    "Oh, forgot about that." Lu Xiaobu remembered, "Wait, I’ll have them resume the updates."

    "It’s no use. Their books have been banned. They tripped up someone, and the retaliation is justified." Zhou Jingyuan sighed, "So, you might as well share with us! It’s not a big deal."

    "Banned?"

    Lu Xiaobu nodded, "Oh, then I’ll just go buy a website, and let them update on the new site."

    While saying this, Lu Xiaobu dialed Liang Lan’s number: "Sister Lan, purchase a novel website so our authors can update there."

    "Alright, Young Master," Liang Lan replied, "I’ve been paying attention to this recently too. There’s a site called Creation that’s quite good. About two million should cover it, what do you think?"

    "Sounds good, go for that one."

    Lu Xiaobu nodded in satisfaction.

    Another profligate two million gone, feeling ecstatic!

    He turned to look at Zhou Jingyuan: "You guys just wait a bit longer, it should be settled within the day! Then you’ll be able to read the novel."

    "I..."

    Zhou Jingyuan and the students from Class Six were flabbergasted, their mouths twitching!

    I mean, we just wanted to read the following Chapters!

    And you, because you’re too lazy to transfer the files, go spend two million to buy a website?

    My heavens!

    Are you serious?!

    That’s two million! Two million!

    All just to be lazy?!

    You’re truly a wasteful heir!

    Lu Xiaobu looked at the wasteful spending total excitedly and immediately broke into a grin.

    His wasteful spending had now reached eight million!

    Most of that came from the contributions of the Twelve Heavenly Kings; after all, their daily expenses were nearly one million.

    Eight million!

    Eighty attribute points!

    His Sexual Ability is 25 points!

    That means...

    His little buddy is finally going to grow up!

    Grow into a towering tree!

    Damn, at such a critical moment, who cares about classes!

    He immediately rushed out of the classroom, down the stairs, and into the car.

    "Young Master?"

    Zhang Meng noticed something off about Lu Xiaobu’s expression.

    That look... full of excitement!

    But also... full of anxiety!

    "Let’s go home!"

    Lu Xiaobu waved his hand, speaking excitedly.

    The day has finally come!

    Hahaha, towering tree, here I come!

    Arriving home...

    Getting out of the car...

    Returning to his room...

    Locking the door...

    The whole sequence was done so briskly that it even startled Zhang Meng. sea??h thё Novёl?ire.n(e)t website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

    After closing the door, Lu Xiaobu began to breathe deeply... deep breaths...

    He felt somewhat uneasy!

    This thing wasn’t a trivial matter; if something went wrong, he’d regret it for life.

    "System, system, system!"

    Lu Xiaobu frantically called out to the system!

    He wanted to get clear answers before adding those attribute points!

    "What is it?"

    The system responded impatiently.

    Lu Xiaobu asked uneasily, "Just by adding attributes, it will get bigger?"

    The system said impatiently, "Yes!"

    Lu Xiaobu asked excitedly, "How much bigger will it get?"

    The system replied irritably, "As big as a normal person’s, it won’t turn into a bull’s whip, rest assured!"

    "Will it stretch uniformly?"

    "Yes!"

    "It’s not just going to get longer, right? If it turns into a chopstick that would be no good!"

    "It! Will! Not!"

    "It’s not just going to get thicker, right? A grindstone wouldn’t be any better than a chopstick!"

    "It! Will! Not!!"

    "Can it wrap around the waist?"

    "Get lost!"

    The system exploded!

    Seriously, I get where you’re coming from, the previous questions were passable!

    But what the heck is this wrapping around the waist thing?

    What do you want to do?

    Since Lu Xiaobu had already exchanged the attribute points.

    So...

    In a fit of irritation, the system bypassed Lu Xiaobu and maxed out his Sexual Ability attribute points!

    "Oh no! System, I wasn’t ready yet!"

    Lu Xiaobu screamed.

    This was like when you’re not ready to bungee jump, and someone pushes you off!

    Bloody thrilling!