Profound Heaven Evil Venerable
Chapter 31
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"Do you feel better?" Zhang Zihan asked anxiously when he saw that the expression on Yang Tianlei''s face changed again and again.
"What a magical pill! Is it the legendary elixir?" Yang Tianlei sat up with a rub. "Teacher Zhang, I''m completely well!"
"Really?" Zhang Zihan asked again with a smile on his face.
"Of course it''s true!" Yang Tianlei patted his chest and said.
"Well, get down!" Zhang Zihan said fiercely with a cold face.
Yang Tian felt a chill when Leighton, and suddenly shrank to the foot of the bed: "why?"
"I told you to get down!" sister Zihan, who is gentle, pure, lovely, moving and loved by thousands of people, became angry in Yang Tianlei''s shock!
"Hoo -" Zhang Zihan, like an eagle catching a chicken, suddenly grabbed Yang Tianlei with both hands, turned Yang Tianlei over with a slight twist, and then "pa pa..." a series of dense slaps, accompanied by Yang Tianlei''s scream, came out of Yang Tianlei''s dormitory.
"I told you not to be arrogant..." "pa pa pa..." "you''re still arrogant!" "Pa Pa Pa......" you can admit defeat! You''re still fighting with others! "" Pa Pa...... "I let you arch in my arms..." "Pa Pa......" do you think this is cabbage? "" Pa Pa Pa...... "arch doesn''t count, you still want to bite!" "Pa Pa......"
God, earth, sister Zihan, you can''t be so cruel. I just arched it twice. Heaven and earth conscience, I can''t bite! Aren''t you wronging me, the most honest man in the world? Sobbing... I''m dead. I''m seven feet tall... Well, a man with only six feet is farted by a little woman... How can I see people in the future?
Yang Tianlei was wronged, but at this moment, he didn''t dare to say anything except scream and reason with women? Where can it be? Women, especially gentle and beautiful women, can''t resist! What''s more, Zihan''s sister''s little hand, although it''s slapping and there''s a little pain, but... It seems that it''s more cool! Is it difficult... Brother has the potential to be abused?
After venting ~ ~ for a few minutes, Zhang Zihan stopped and looked at Yang Tianlei''s pitiful look after being ravaged ~ ~ ravaged. Zhang Zihan burst out and laughed. The mood is finally a little comfortable. When it comes to the heart in the throat, it finally returns to its place.
Even she couldn''t understand why Yang Tianlei was so nervous. When she saw Yang Tianlei pale in her arms, she wished she could replace him. At that moment, her mind was even blank.
"Get up!" Zhang Zihan stared at Yang Tianlei and said, "I''m finished."
"Can''t afford it!" Yang Tianlei shrinks at the foot of the bed and resists.
"Can''t afford?" Zhang Zihan immediately stared at Mei ~ ~ and tried to fight.
"Get up, can''t I get up?! but... I have a grievance to declare!"
"What grievance?"
"Mr. Zhang... I really didn''t bite you!" said Yang Tianlei with infinite grievance. A pair of thief eyes stared at Zhang Zihan''s crisp ~ ~ chest. The crisp ~ ~ chest was dyed red by the blood from the corners of his mouth. At this time, it was like a beautiful red flower, so bright and outstanding, which made Yang Tianlei have an impulse to rush up and rub ~ ~ pinch it!
Originally, she was just a little more relaxed, but Yang Tianlei''s words immediately made Zhang Zihan ashamed and angry again, and even made her feel a burst of crisp ~ ~ hemp in her chest. Zihan''s sister was angry again! But before she started, Yang Tianlei ran up from the bed with a "rub", and rushed out of the house as fast as a rabbit.
Suddenly there was another flurry of chicken flying and dog jumping.
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"Xiao Lei, don''t take part in tomorrow''s game!" Zhang Zihan said seriously after returning to calm.
"Why? I''m a strong competitor for the championship. Why don''t I participate?"
"If I guess correctly, Lei Heng must be aiming at you! Yesterday''s coincidental lunkong not only arranged you in the main challenge, but also let you meet a strong opponent like muziwei. Tomorrow, it is estimated that he will arrange another strong opponent for you! Today you can win by luck, but tomorrow? I don''t want you to take risks! You are still too weak, so you should concentrate on it , practice with all your strength! "
"I''m not afraid!" Yang Tianlei said with a flash of firmness in his eyes: "I want to wash my name of white ~ ~ infatuation, and I want to be a strong man! How can I fear danger? Danger makes pressure, pressure makes progress! Mr. Zhang, I must participate in the competition!"
"You don''t have to persuade me!" Yang Tianlei directly interrupted Zhang Zihan and said, "don''t worry, I know you''re good for me, but have you ever seen Xiaoqiang like me?"
"Xiaoqiang? What''s that?"
"It is a very, very powerful creature. Xiaoqiang is its honorary name. It has strong vitality and unyielding will. It is indomitable, defeated, defeated, and fell again and again, and it gets up again and again! Most importantly, it has amazing resilience, and it is difficult to die!" Yang Tianlei said enthusiastically.
Zhang Zihan''s eyes were full of worship: "what''s its... Name?"
Yang Tianlei gently spit out two words from his teeth: "cockroach!"
With a "plop", sister Zihan fainted to the ground.
"Ah, Mr. Zhang, what''s the matter with you? I''m telling the truth. Don''t you think I''m a cockroach? It''s hard to die! So, Mr. Zhang, you can rest assured!"
Zhang Zihan was speechless, but when he thought of Yang Tianlei''s amazing resilience, he had to admit that Yang Tianlei was telling the truth. Looking at the firmness and persistence in Yang Tianlei''s eyes, Zhang Zihan understood that it was no longer possible to stop him from playing. The only thing we can do is to let Yang Tianlei improve as soon as possible!
"Well, since you are determined to participate, I won''t stop you. Now, I''ll teach you some defensive moves using the five element shield, which may be used in tomorrow''s game." Zhang Zihan said softly.
"That... Miss Zhang, can you not learn?"
"Why not learn? Do you still want to fight with your body?" Zhang Zihan said urgently.
"That''s not true, but I think..." speaking of this, Yang Tianlei suddenly flashed two lights in his eyes, stared at Zhang Zihan''s eyes, and said in a deep voice: "I think the best defense is attack!"
"The best defense... Is attack?" Zhang Zihan hovered in her mind a theory she had never heard of, which seemed very reasonable.
"Yes, just like you hit me just now, with your crazy attack, how can I fight back? Do you still use defense?" Yang Tianlei said.
"It seems reasonable." Zhang Zihan thought slightly.
Of course, it makes sense. This is the essence of Jeet Kune Do created by the great Mr. Bruce Lee, whom Yang Tianlei children''s shoes adores most. Take attack as defense!
"Then why do you still take my shield? Give it back to me if you don''t learn!" Zhang Zihan suddenly said.
"Hey, sister Zihan... Well, no, Miss Zhang, your kindness is hard to resist, but I don''t respect it. What''s more, mine is yours, yours is mine. What''s wrong? Is it different from me? It''s no difference! So let me have it. I can think of you every night when I see it in the dead of night..."
"Shut up! Start practicing!" Zhang Zihan snapped on the chattering Yang Tianlei and said angrily.
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