Put Away Your Divine Techniques Now!
Chapter 373 - 131: A Journey of a Thousand Miles (Part 3)
CHAPTER 373: CHAPTER 131: A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES (PART 3)
The game called "Sheep a Sheep" became all the rage when it was launched, attracting countless people with its insanely difficult level.
But it was soon exposed: this game is all about playing with probability, and most of the generated levels are simply unbeatable.
The so-called "clearing the level" is essentially encountering a reasonably doable level in the data.
By this evening, after two days of sleeping and recuperating, both of them felt somewhat recovered, with some strength and spirit back.
After dinner, Gu Qingyi didn’t feel like playing games anymore, so they watched TV together with Chen Yan for a while.
Just as it reached past ten o’clock, while they were watching a variety show, suddenly, a strange noise came from the next room, freezing them in place.
"AAA~~OOO~~EEE~~~"
Holy shit!
Chen Yan instantly realized what the noise was about, and when he turned his head, he saw Gu Qingyi with a face flushed red, staring at the wall with a strange expression.
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The hotel wasn’t some five-star luxury hotel—since Gu Qingyi is kind of an undocumented person, and the management of the luxury hotels in Beijing is quite strict, Chen Yan deliberately chose a more ordinary hotel back then.
However, these old hotels are not as strictly managed, but the downside is that the facilities are quite worn out, and the rooms have poor soundproofing!
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At this moment, the two of them sat in the room, wide-eyed, a 22-year-old big lad and a 21-year-old little Consort Mother, both completely dumbfounded!
They heard the sounds from the next room, wave after endless wave...
Gu Qingyi’s face was so red that blood almost seeped through, forcibly turning her head, daring not to meet Chen Yan’s eyes. Chen Yan was the same, awkwardly wanting to scratch his head, wanting to dig into the ground.
Both of them were pretending to be calm, as if they were deaf to those noises, trying to move their eyes back to the TV screen, pretending to still watch the variety show seriously.
Actually... although the entertainers in the variety show were making earnest efforts to be funny, neither of them could hear a word.
All they heard was "Mm mm ah ah" sounds filling their ears.
They originally thought enduring a bit longer would be enough, but...
After more than half an hour...
Chen Yan was simply lost in thoughts!
No way! Dude next door, did you freaking take something?
Trying so insanely hard?
The most crucial thing is, both Chen Yan and Gu Qingyi are cultivators, with strong bodies and keen senses—their cultivation made their hearing extraordinary.
Even with a wall in between, every move next door fell clearly in their ears.
Even the volume changes, rhythm shifts of that woman’s moaning next door could gauge her emotional changes!
And even more...
Dammit, the direction of the sounds even changed!
No way... did you two even change battlefields midway?!
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Even though the TV was still playing the variety show, the constant noises from next door felt strange: it seemed as if the room was dead silent! You could even hear a pin drop!
Finally, after a high-pitched climax from the woman next door, the noises came to a halt.
Chen Yan and Gu Qingyi simultaneously breathed out a sigh of relief.
Upon exhaling, they instinctively looked at each other, then awkwardly turned their heads in panic.
For Chen Yan... there was an onerous issue.
He needed to pee really badly.
He had been holding it in for more than half an hour, almost an hour!
But right now...
Holy shit!
After listening to such a grand drama, if I immediately stand up and head to the toilet...
Wouldn’t that make me seem like a total pervert?
Wouldn’t Gu Qingyi misunderstand and think I’m off to do something unspeakably disgusting?
Fuck!!
"Um, this episode is about to end, shall we watch the next one?" Gu Qingyi suddenly said slowly.
Chen Yan was stunned: "What?"
"I’m talking about the variety show." Gu Qingyi pretended to be calm, but her voice was slightly dry, concealing her guilty conscience, forcing a breezy demeanor: "This episode’s about to end, should we continue to the next one?"
"Mm, mm... sure, sure, let’s watch." Chen Yan said offhandedly.
Both were pretending, bracing hard, acting as if they hadn’t heard a thing just now.
Chen Yan, at a loss, finally found something that didn’t seem so awkward after a minute.
He drank water tactically.
After finishing a glass of water, Chen Yan’s mood gradually calmed down, turning his head to find Gu Qingyi also drinking water.
Alright then.
Chen Yan, pretending nothing happened, said, "I find this variety show pretty fun, that General Staff dude..."
Just as he was about to finish the sentence, from next door...
"Ah~~ ah~~ mm~~"
The devilish noise pierced through the wall, landing directly in Chen Yan and Gu Qingyi’s ears.
Chen Yan’s expression changed!
Gu Qingyi’s expression changed too!
Chen Yan wanted to curse out loud!
Seriously! Bro, you really did take something, huh!
It’s only been a ten-minute halftime break?
This addicted?
Chen Yan glanced at the TV screen, silently turning up the volume a bit.
Forcing the next episode to play, staring intently at the TV screen—not daring to look towards Gu Qingyi.
Probably watched for a good ten minutes.
Gu Qingyi suddenly took a deep breath: "Pass me the remote."
"Huh?"
"Give it to me."
"..."
Chen Yan tossed the remote over, noticing Gu Qingyi’s expression had calmed down for some unknown reason.
Gu Qingyi took the remote and directly hit pause, instantly silencing everything in the room—making the shocking commotion from the next room all the more obvious!