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[!Ding! Member 'Kidōmaru of the East Gate' has joined the chat group!]

[!Ding! Member 'Sakon of the West Gate' has joined the chat group!]

[!Ding! Member 'Tayuya of the North Gate' has joined the chat group!]

[!Ding! Member 'Jirōbō of the South Gate' has joined the chat group!]

[!Ding! Member 'The Last Kaguya' has joined the chat group!]

System: The nicknames of the new group members have been automatically updated.

[Current members: 19/15]

[THE CHAT SYSTEM HAS EXCEEDED THE ALLOWED NUMBER OF MEMBERS.]

[SYSTEM WARNING: THE USER, NARUTO UZUMAKI, MUST REMOVE FOUR MEMBERS FROM THE CHAT GROUP WITHIN 24 HOURS. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN THE SYSTEM RANDOMLY REMOVING FOUR MEMBERS.]

While Reika and Naruto ate at Yakiniku Q, Naruto finally decided to check the notifications he had received and ignored when Sarada dealt with the Sound Four and Kimimaro.

The 15-member limit in the chat group was starting to get really annoying.

What kind of idiot would come up with something like that?

Surely now he was regretting it, wherever he was...

As for the members he could remove... Naruto didn't even have to think about it.

Once he obtained the techniques, Chakra, and physical strength of the Sound Four, he would kick them out of the chat group without hesitation.

Or maybe he would be benevolent and revive them... though he still had to think about it.

Twenty-four hours was plenty of time to reflect, and for them to flatter him enough to decide whether to forgive them or not!

[Naruto Uzumaki: I wonder which four idiots I should kick out this time...]

Naruto began to speak.

[Naruto Uzumaki: It turns out a little group called "the Sound Four" just joined... And, coincidentally, these same idiots just attacked my pregnant girlfriend. I don't think there's much to think about...]

[Orochimaru: Could you revive them? Deep down, they're not such bad guys...]

[Naruto Uzumaki: What the hell? Are you really Orochimaru? Since when do you say things like that?]

[Orochimaru: I've reflected. From now on, I'll be a different man.]

[Tobirama Senju: Hearing you talk like that makes my stomach turn...]

[Hashirama Senju: Even the most evil and horrible man can change if given a chance! I support you, Orochimaru!]

[Orochimaru: Your support honors me, First Hokage…]

[Hashirama Senju: Though I still have to get all those bad ideas out of your head! Just to be safe!]

[Orochimaru: Oh? And how do you plan to do that, First Hokage? I'm eager to work with you...]

[Hashirama Senju: By hitting you, of course! I'll turn you into a new man with punches!]

[Orochimaru: ...]

[Tobirama Senju: For a moment I thought my brother was buying it. It's obvious Orochimaru is pretending. He's playing nice to avoid the brat kicking him out of the group. He's been silent all this time, watching how we behave, looking for the right moment to jump in. Clever bastard. He just wants the Sound Four revived so he can keep using them when he comes back to life.]

[Orochimaru: I knew it... My strategy didn't work. What a shame. I put a lot of time into it.]

[Hashirama Senju: Eh? Was I fooled? I really thought Orochimaru wanted to change! And I was even going to lend him my help!]

[Tobirama Senju: Hitting someone until they see reason now counts as help?]

[Hashirama Senju: IT WORKED ON MADARA!... Sort of.]

[Madara Uchiha: Mphm. I haven't changed. I just found a different path to peace.]

[Hashirama Senju: Heh. You didn't deny that I hit you...]

[Madara Uchiha: Stop acting like a child!]

[Hashirama Senju: I won't, make me!]

[Madara Uchiha: ...]

[Mito Uzumaki: ...]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: The new path Madara-chan chose has a name, blonde hair... and is an idiot. Though honestly, I don't give a damn about peace. I just want to be with Asura.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Asura, blink three times in a row if you need help with this Yandere.]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: ...]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: ...]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: ...]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: Did you blink?! Don't move, I'm coming, bastard!]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Indra, dear… that's not it. I was just thinking.]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: Thinking about me?]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: ...]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: For your own good, you better have been thinking about me!]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: O-of course... I always think about you...]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Every time I see them, I feel like I failed as a father...]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Really? You think so? I think you were the last one to notice.]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: Well… at least now I'm not the only one with worrying offspring.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: ...]

[Kisame Hoshigaki: Heh. Technically, Naruto is part of your lineage... and, by extension, so is his brat. So, if you think about it, the only worrying offspring is still yours.]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: ...]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Well said, Kisame, keep it up!]

[Madara Uchiha: Heh. In my case, I like Sarada. That brat has character.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: We're getting off topic! Let's not talk about my daughter! We were extorting—! I mean, talking about kicking out the Sound Four.]

[Orochimaru: Actually, they're the Sound Five. The name changed when I made Kimimaro the leader.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: …]

[Tobirama Senju: Let's focus. Let's not lose the thread.]

[Mito Uzumaki: For someone who used to say nothing, Orochimaru now speaks quite confidently…]

[Orochimaru: That's because I already know Naruto's personality, kukuku. I know he won't kick me out… at least not until he's gotten everything he wants from me.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: I'm only interested in your knowledge. The rest doesn't matter to me.]

[Orochimaru: Kukuku… You say that, but I don't believe a word.]

[Tobirama Senju: He's read you pretty fast, brat.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Tch…]

[Naruto Uzumaki: I'm still confused why the Sound Four... I mean, the Sound Five haven't said a word.]

[Kimimaro: I'm waiting for orders from Orochimaru-sama.]

[Sakon and Ukon: We're just observing and gathering information… waiting for orders from Orochimaru-sama.]

[Kidōmaru: I still can't get over the number of important figures in this group! It's incredible! I want to fight all of you!]

[Hashirama Senju: I like this one, he has great fighting spirit!]

[Jirōbō: What's the point of talking if we're going to be kicked out anyway?]

[Tayuya: Orochimaru, now that you're dead, even though I am too, I can say this without holding back...! I despise you, you piece of shit, arrogant bastard, rot in hell! I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU! I hate your face, your voice, your existence! I hope your soul suffers eternally, bastard!]

[Orochimaru: …]

[Kimimaro: Don't speak about Orochimaru-sama like that again, Tayuya. You're not on his level; your words hold no value.]

[Tayuya: You'd never understand the resentment I hold against him, Kimimaro, you damned blind devotee!]

[Kimimaro: I can understand your resentment. Orochimaru-sama's power tends to provoke fear in the weak.]

[Orochimaru: Heh... venting always helps, Tayuya, but I recommend choosing your words wisely.]

[Hashirama Senju: Wasn't Tayuya one of your subordinates, Orochimaru? Why does she hate you so much if she chose to follow you herself?]

[Orochimaru: I'm just as surprised. Tayuya has always been one of my most loyal subordinates, along with Kimimaro.]

[Tayuya: I've been loyal because I'm not a damn traitor! The only thing I've respected about you all this time is your strength; I've despised everything else. If I chose to follow you, it was because you could give me power, help me become stronger. Following you was just for convenience. But when I learned from Kimimaro that you planned to resurrect yourself in his body using the Cursed Seal of Heaven, I understood you only use us as tools to prolong your life...]

[Orochimaru: Now I understand the First Hokage. Someone can only be changed by hitting them. I'd love to put that into practice right now.]

[Tayuya: Screw you! Here, in the Pure World, you can't touch me. We won't even see each other! I can say all this to your face without fear, bastard.]

[Orochimaru: ...]

[Tayuya: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue, creepy idiot?]

[Kimimaro: Tayuya, I warn you...]

[Tayuya: You can't do anything either! I always thought you'd die from that disease of yours, but seeing you ripped apart by that girl in my final moments was the best feeling I've had in a long time.]

[Madara Uchiha: I like this girl.]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: She's even more foul-mouthed than I am.]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: Heh, that's impossible, Indra!]

[Indra Ōtsutsuki: What did you say, dear? You think I'm more foul-mouthed?]

[Asura Ōtsutsuki: N-no... Sorry.]

[Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki: ...]

[Naruto Uzumaki: I don't care about any of this… I just want to know why Sakon and Ukon count as a single member in the group. Did I miss something?]

While Naruto chatted and ate meat with Reika, he read amusedly the whole scene that Tayuya had provoked but decided not to say anything about it since it wasn't his business.

He decided to focus on the only thing that confused him.

[Sakon and Ukon: It's normal that you don't know… Our Kekkei Genkai, called 'Twin Demon Attack,' allows us to merge and split our bodies at will. Although we're two, we can become one. Together we're stronger.]

[Hashirama Senju: Since no one dares to say it, I will... that's simply disgusting.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: I have a question too... although maybe I shouldn't say it out loud... Do they have two penises?]

[Sakon and Ukon: ...]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Yeah... I think there are some things one just shouldn't say out loud.]

[Tobirama Senju: Next time, save the question if you don't want all of us to have to imagine it.]

[Hashirama Senju: In your case, brother, I'm sure you'd love that!]

[Tobirama Senju: ...]

[Itama Senju: I forgot you're gay, brother! HAHAHAHA!]

[Tobirama Senju: ...]

[Madara Uchiha: Damn it, Hashirama, you took the words right out of my mouth, I was about to say it for you.]

[Naruto Uzumaki: As for Tayuya... I didn't want to get involved in this matter, but technically I could send you to the same place as Orochimaru.]

[Tayuya: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THAT!!]

[Orochimaru: Would you do it, Naruto? I'd love to give our dear Tayuya a little... corrective lesson.]

[Tayuya: HE'S GOING TO KILL ME, NO, I DON'T WANT TO, I DON'T WANT TO, I DON'T WAAANT TO!!]

[Orochimaru: There's nothing to fear, Tayuya, we're both dead.]

[Tayuya: THAT SCARES ME EVEN MORE, CREEPY BASTARD! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'LL DO TO ME?!]

[Naruto Uzumaki: Ladies and gentlemen… let the offers start pouring in.]

[Tayuya: O-offers...?]

[Orochimaru: Heh… So this is your strategy to steal our power? How unsubtle, but I must admit it works, this place is boring, I could entertain myself experimenting with Tayuya now that she has betrayed me.]

[Tayuya: I'm dead, my loyalty has expired, so it doesn't count as betrayal!!]

[Madara Uchiha: She has a point...]