Chapter 355 - Rebirth of the Comic Queen - NovelsTime

Rebirth of the Comic Queen

Chapter 355

Author: Su Motu
updatedAt: 2025-06-27

Generally speaking, the diffuse exhibition of the present dragon kingdom is not much different from that of nainaizi in his previous life. They all operate in the same way. Cosplay, self-made games, and those suspicious stall owners who secretly rub and recommend self-made notebooks to you. Well, there are also the characteristic scenery in the diffuse Exhibition, such as the man who picks his feet and the girl''s heart. The strange uncle Cosplay has strong leg hair, But it is hard to wear a mini skirt, and even to two big legged legs with black and white stockings, and with that face, it has flown, painted eyeliner and painted lipstick.

    Of course, in the diffuse exhibition, in addition to these strange uncle with hot eyes, there are also some high-quality cosplay. After all, if there are such scenes of demons dancing in the diffuse exhibition, the tourists and audience will certainly not buy it. Therefore, the general diffuse exhibition organizers will specially hire some eye-catching cosplay talents at high salaries to attract popularity.

    Although these beautiful Cosplay girls are not necessarily all girls, in the cosplay industry, many fake mothers and drug mothers dress up carefully, which can really make a new height. Even most of the real mothers and real girls are not as beautiful as they dress up carefully. In this world, The three great sorcery in Asia are still popular.

    Nainaizi saw that two male high school students who came to Manzhan were expressing their views on a fake mother cosplay, "ah Hao, look, that REM is so beautiful. She smiles so cute. Let''s invite her to take a picture with us."

    The high school student''s companion just glanced at the ''REM'', raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh, Xiaoqiang, did you just say ''she''?"

    Xiaoqiang was stunned and asked, "well, what''s the problem? Don''t you have any ideas about that beautiful sister? If we can close a picture with her and take it out to raise our eyes when we are free, or show off with the students in the class."

    "Ha ha." the young man called a Hao shook his head with a smile and said with an unfathomable face, "Xiaoqiang, it''s true that it''s pleasing to the eye, but you didn''t notice the essence of the matter. I asked you just now, it''s'' she ''. That''s the problem, because that REM is not her, but'' he ''

    Obviously, ah Hao''s experience and eyesight are better than Xiaoqiang. Different from Xiaoqiang, an ignorant and innocent young man, ah Hao is obviously an old driver. A pair of golden eyes have very high skills, but at a glance, he can see that REM is not a real mother, but a fake mother.

    "Ha?" Xiaoqiang opened his mouth.

    "Ha, ha, ha." ah Hao explained to him with a disdainful expression of "you guy just don''t know" on his face, "look at that REM carefully. Do you see that his chest doesn''t fluctuate much? It''s not an airport, but he doesn''t have a chest at all! And you''re looking at his throat. Is there a slight protrusion of the Adam''s apple?

    And his shoulder width, step width, height, shoe size... To sum up, after my identification, this rem is not a real sister, but a fake mother! "

    Xiaoqiang showed a look of "the baby was frightened" and said incoherently, "is this... This... This... This... Is this true? How can it be? It''s so cute! What''s the matter, man! Ah Hao, are you lying to me?"

    Hao said: "Hehe, it''s naive. Haven''t you ever heard of a sentence that says, ''you look so cute, you must be a boy!'', do you think this sentence is groundless? That''s the truth! Now this idea is deep in urban and rural routines. If you see a ''different'' and ''beautiful fairy who doesn''t look like a mortal'', there is no doubt that there are at least one in ten Nine are false mothers!

    Also, even if the remaining one has plump white jelly, no beard and leg hair, no obvious Adam''s apple, or no Adam''s apple at all, all the conditions I mentioned above to distinguish between true and false mothers do not exist, and they all agree with the characteristics of true mothers, that is to say, it must be true mothers!

    Because in today''s era of routine everywhere, in addition to the difference between real mothers and fake mothers, there is a special group among them, that is drug mothers!

    Yao Niang, Yao Niang, as the name suggests, is a fake Niang who takes medicine. If you take several courses of drugs, your male characteristics will degenerate, making your body change in the direction and characteristics of women. Even I don''t have much ability to verify the existence of this type. If you dress up carefully, even the old drivers on qiumingshan mountain can''t distinguish them from the black moto Come out! "

    Xiaoqiang was shocked and took a breath, "hiss... Brother, is it so terrible? According to what you said, this society is really dangerous!"

    "Isn''t this nonsense?" ah Hao squinted. "Don''t you smell that the urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, the countryside has been rectified, the roads are dangerous and slippery, the people''s hearts are complex, and the routine is more dangerous! This sentence fully shows that no one is a fool these days. It''s not you who follow me, it''s me who follow you. The routine is invisible and goes deep into everyone''s life.

    So, Xiaoqiang, my friend teaches you a truth. You can''t just see whether the other party is beautiful or not. You have to first confirm whether the other party is a real mother, and you can''t easily make an arbitrary judgment before ''meeting frankly''!

    Qin Hao, Qin Ritan, the class next door, you know? The rich second generation, rich, is more diligent in changing girlfriends than changing clothes. Last time, this guy saw a "peerless beauty" in a diffuse exhibition. He immediately used his crooked brain and paid great attention to invite people to dinner and give them gifts.

    Then the two had a meal. Qin Ritian''s grandson was not kind and drunk. He wanted to do something that he couldn''t say directly. As a result... He found that the ''peerless beauty'' was actually a cute girl! It''s bigger than him! "

    "Let me go! The more you say, the more terrible it is!" Xiaoqiang felt that he came to the ice and snow in Antarctica for a moment. It was midsummer and the temperature in the venue was not low, but he still felt a chill rush up his forehead. He couldn''t help holding his innocent self in his hands to get a trace of warmth.

    "But... But Qin Ritian didn''t notice anything wrong during dinner? After all, as long as they talked, they should be able to recognize that he wasn''t a real mother!"

    "You''re stupid. Don''t you know there''s a fake voice in Cosplay? Moreover, the voice line of Yao Niang has long been soft and feminine. With a little fake voice skills, who can hear it."

    "......" Xiaoqiang twitched at the corner of his mouth, "why do you tell me this! I suddenly feel that the whole person''s world outlook and three outlooks have been devastated, and the whole person is not good!"

    Ah Hao shook his head and smiled. "I said Xiaoqiang, your reaction is a little too violent. Well, don''t say that. Don''t you want to take a photo with that REM? Let''s hurry over, or he''ll leave."

    "Er... Do you want to take a group photo?"

    "Of course, it''s rare to meet such a high-quality and eye-catching REM cosplay. Of course, I have to go up and take a picture with him. If I have the opportunity to get his contact information and invite him out for dinner, it would be better. Maybe I can catch up with him!"

    Xiaoqiang: "..." wait a minute, did I hear wrong? What were you talking about? When you know it''s a fake mother, you have to go up and chat up with others for a group photo? Even have unspeakable obscene ideas about it?! Oh, my God! What''s the matter with the world!?

    "What''s the matter? Hurry up, or others will go up to chat up the REM later. I don''t want to miss the good opportunity." ah Hao pulled up Xiaoqiang, "Why are you grinding haw? I don''t know if you are quick or slow."

    "Wait, wait, wait... It''s all sacks!" Xiaoqiang struggled violently against ahole''s power. "Ah Hao, that''s a fake mother. Although there''s a mother in the title, he''s a pure man like us. Maybe that''s bigger than both of us. What are we doing in the past? That''s a man with big Ding Ding!"

    Hao Dun looked back and looked at Xiaoqiang deeply. He said solemnly, "does it really matter? Does it matter? It doesn''t matter! Just be beautiful and eye-catching!

    Xiaoqiang, I used to think the same as you. When I saw a beautiful girl, I would first take a look at whether he was male or female, and then make plans... I didn''t understand until I was inspired by an old man. I fell into a big misunderstanding!

    At that time, I was in Shuiqun, a group of old drivers. A group friend sent a picture of a naked apron woman with long hair and slim figure cooking breakfast in the kitchen. The picture was also accompanied by the following text: "if you wake up and find such an extra person in your family, what would you do?"

    Xiaoqiang fell into fantasy and said with a heavy breath: "if this happens, do you still need to consider? Of course, it''s to jump ^ & * * &#@! @ * ())"

    Ah Hao shook his head: "so, Xiaoqiang, you haven''t even reached the level of passengers who hit deep cards. Before that, have you never considered whether that person is male or female?"

    "And that?!"

    "What do you think?"

    A Hao said, "at that time, my answer was, ''rush up first to see if it''s a man or a woman.'' as a result, the elders in the group criticized me and said that my consciousness and skills were not enough. If Mao rushed to qiumingshan to speed and become a black motorcycle driver, it would be easy to overturn.

    Then I asked, why do you say that? Then the elder answered me, "if it was a few years ago, I would first rush up to see if it was a man or a woman, and first verify the body. Now, whatever he is, he is beautiful and cute, and can shout ''Ernie sauce''.".

    Nowadays, the ratio of men and women in the Dragon kingdom is extremely unbalanced. 300 million male compatriots can''t find their daughter-in-law and want to be old singles. Moreover, those girls are hard to catch up with one by one. I don''t know how many pigs are eyeing. How can we have the rest.

    And ah, there are still so few good girls now. The rest of the second generation X don''t look up to them. They are also arrogant and have high eyes. Obviously, they have no capital. They also dislike this and that for our male compatriots. If they want to find a girlfriend or even get married, the difficulty is definitely hell!

    In that case, why can''t we change our minds? Good girls can''t catch up, the rest dislike us, and you are unwilling to make do so, so we can find those beautiful and lovely boys! Not only pleasing to the eye, but also the boys in women''s clothes are very kind and sensible. Such a good partner is a gift from heaven! "

    Ah Hao''s "heroic words" made Xiaoqiang stunned and opened his mouth wide enough to swallow an egg, "this..."

    After a long time, Xiaoqiang didn''t say a complete sentence, and when he thought about it carefully, he actually thought that ah Hao''s words were quite reasonable. Yes, now it''s so difficult to find a girlfriend, and the requirements are so high. Even if he wants to find a barely able girlfriend, it''s not a small thing. Since that''s the case, Why don''t you find yourself a beautiful boyfriend?!

    Xiaoqiang looked at his ah Hao with a smile. Suddenly, he felt that the smile of ah Hao that he had not paid attention to at ordinary times was incomprehensible. "Gudong" Xiaoqiang''s throat moved, couldn''t help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and said timidly: "ah Hao, do you have any idea about me

    At this moment, Xiaoqiang only felt a cool breath rushing from the soles of his feet to his forehead. He couldn''t help but tighten the chrysanthemum, and his hair stood up. Could it be that he was going to perform "I take you as a brother, but you really want to anal me?" This tragedy?

    "Ha ha." ah Hao looked at Xiaoqiang deeply and showed a brilliant smile. Eight white big slot teeth were exposed. When Xiaoqiang was getting more and more frightened and was about to run away with chrysanthemums, he suddenly closed his smile and turned his white eyes, "You think too much. You''re not beautiful or cute, and you can''t dress up in women''s clothes, and you can''t fake your voice. How can I have an idea about you? If I really have an idea about you, I''d have started with you long ago. After all, I''m from the same dormitory. Isn''t it easy to start with you?"

    After a Hao''s explanation of half dislike and half contempt, Xiaoqiang finally breathed a sigh of relief. He felt that he should be able to keep his virginity, but he didn''t find it. Just when he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, a glimmer of light flashed in a Hao''s eyes and a happy smile of "planning through" appeared in the corners of his mouth.

    Xiaoqiang will never know. Ah Hao deliberately said these words to him today in order to destroy his barren three outlooks, and then he can start to turn his roommate brother into a "boyfriend"!

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