CHAPTER 642: CHAPTER 641: UNREALISTIC

"Perfect timing! I’ve been thinking about starting that clothing business we talked about last time! Help me purchase, or online shop for a batch of fabrics and accessories for making clothes, Sister He! Things like buttons, sewing threads, zippers, and the like! The more detail, the better! The more variety, the better!"

He Baihe: "No problem! Eh? Weren’t you going to make Hanfu? What do you need zippers for?!"

"Oh right! I also want fabrics and accessories for making Hanfu! But as you know, it’s just 1999 where I am, and I bet Hanfu won’t sell well, so I’m planning to start with parent-child outfits and sibling outfits first!"

He Baihe: "If it’s not selling well at your place, it sells well here! How about I help you sell them?! Let me tell you, Hanfu is ridiculously expensive here! A decent set costs over a thousand! The money I made selling flowers in a month wouldn’t be enough to buy two or three sets... I’d be so broke I’d almost want to eat dirt..."

Zhen Yu hesitated slightly, "...Seems like that might work..."

He Baihe: "It definitely will! How about this! I’ll get the goods from you, and however much I sell, that’s on me!! It just so happens that I think selling books and Hanfu together is quite a good match!"

"Let’s discuss the Hanfu thing in detail later! But I do need some fashion catalogs for men and women’s clothes and some finished products! For the products, I want basic styles and those that can look super cute or create a contrasting appeal when made into children’s clothes..."

He Baihe: "Got it! Just wait for your dazzling Sister He to procure some fabulous clothes for you! You’ll be satisfied, guaranteed!"

"Then I’ll be waiting! Unless you’re busy with something else?"

He Baihe: "Busy? Of course, I am!"

"What’s up? Didn’t I just send you a batch of goods a few days ago?"

He Baihe: "Well, I was thinking about stocking up on some best-selling books from your side to sell!"

"Ah? Didn’t we agree not to sell those kinds of books at the beginning? What if they can’t find the author?"

He Baihe: "Pshh! I’ve thought it through! If anyone really presses me, I’ll just say they’re pirated! With pirated versions, I can make anything up! Who cares about finding the author when you can’t even find the publisher, right?"

"...Alright then! I’ll get a batch for you! Just so happens my boyfriend’s book is pretty popular, and I’ll pack some up for you too!"

He Baihe: "Haha! You’re blatantly pulling strings for your own benefit!"

"Ha! If it weren’t for the fact that textbooks from two different dimensions don’t match, do you believe I’d even send you my childhood handwriting practice book!"

He Baihe: "Who’s afraid? Come at me! Hurt me more! Let Sister see how beautiful your handwriting is! Believe it or not, I’ll send you a hundred and eighty sets of adult handwriting books and cry you a river!"

Zhen Yu’s heart stirred! Suddenly, her tone became serious!

"Seriously though, Sister He, can you send some over to me? Not just handwriting books, but also some of your bestsellers!"

He Baihe: "Why? Suddenly feeling inferior in your skills?"

"Not at all! I just want to observe them! Plus, web novels haven’t taken off on my end yet, and the limitations of writing haven’t been broken. I want to get some of your books for my boyfriend to broaden his horizons!"

He Baihe: "I’m so jealous... You’re really stuffing my face with dog food here! This older single lady here is being pressured to marry by my family lately!"

"Ha... How about I teach you calligraphy? Practicing handwriting can calm the mind! Think carefully about what kind of person you want to spend the rest of your life with! It’ll also stop you from unrealistically chasing celebrities all day!"

He Baihe: "Who’s being unrealistic! Who said that! Can you still get me Lele’s autographed photo?!"

"...I’ll see if I can get a chance after July this year! And you call this dimension-crossing star chasing realistic?!"

He Baihe: "What do you know! I’ve recently connected with a high-end dimension! That sister is definitely loaded! She said she’s already visited several dimensions!"

"Really? A quick wear system?" Zhen Yu was stunned!

"Quick wear what! The stuff from the Immortal Martial Plane just sells well! She has so many ability points, she can’t even spend them all, so she buys system items for traveling! Although people will be restricted by the system in a different dimension, and those items have a time limit, it’s just for travel! Who cares about the restrictions..."

"How long can she travel?" Zhen Yu asked subconsciously.

He Baihe actually knew the answer! "...Up to seven days..."

Zhen Yu fell silent.

She had been bound to the system for years, but it was only today that she finally touched the edge of the Immortal Martial Plane.

Thinking about how others lived compared to her own life, her mood was self-explanatory.

The death of Han Mingyue in her previous life had always been a hidden concern in her heart. Now that she had finally seen a glimmer of hope, even though she knew it was a bit shameless, Zhen Yu still promptly and seriously asked He Baihe: "Sister He! When it’s convenient, could you ask the big shot if she has any elixirs that can cure terminal illnesses?!"

"Of course! Wait for my news!"

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After hanging up with He Baihe, Zhen Yu sat up from her bed with a wooden expression.

She checked the time, there were still five minutes before five o’clock.

Just enough time for... one thing! And that was to grab Little Liu’er’s vital spot and give it a good beating!

But right after Zhen Yu grabbed Little White Snake from her wrist and was about to give it a tug on the edge of the bed, Little Liu’er’s pitiful scream rang in her mind!

[Ow! Stop! Have you gone mad, host?!]

"I’m not mad! Just itchy hands!"

[What’s that supposed to mean?!]

Zhen Yu grinded her teeth, "Just that other people’s systems seem better than you! So I find you annoying!"

[...] Depressing!

It was sleeping soundly, minding its own business, who did it provoke?

Other systems might have more features, but it had plenty too!

[Ding! Opening System Mall! Please provide the name of the item you wish to exchange for!]

"Hmph! First, exchange the Currency Converter for me! Don’t think that just because you can exchange for a couple of useless items, I’ll think you’re advanced!"

[Ding! Currency Converter exchange successful, deducting 500 Mall Points!]

[Useless items?! Without my useless items, would you be where you are today?!]

"If that’s how you put it, it kinda makes sense!"

[Since you admit it...]

"What have I admitted?! " Zhen Yu scoffed endlessly! "I’m asking you! Why don’t you have that auction feature Sister He mentioned? And there are no items for Dimensional Travel in your mall either! And..."

[... Host privileges are insufficient, please note,]

"Stop spouting nonsense! Believe it or not, I’ll tear you in half right now?!"

Zhen Yu forcibly stretched it by holding one end in each hand, "Although I’m not sure why you want a body, I must say, this actually works out to my advantage!"

[Panicked.JPG]

"After all, I’ve wanted to hit you not just for a day or two..."

[Stop stop stop! Will telling the truth do...]"