Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife
Chapter 520 - 521: As Expected, All Men Are Big Cheating Jerks
CHAPTER 520: CHAPTER 521: AS EXPECTED, ALL MEN ARE BIG CHEATING JERKS
Shi Mei looked at Tang Jingming with a curious gaze.
Tang Jingming’s cheeks were already flushed and hot as he focused on shoveling rice into his mouth.
Ye Tiao couldn’t help but laugh louder, and Tang Jingming glanced up at her, his heart feeling wronged but unsure what to do.
Shi Lingyan came out of the room, dressed neatly and looking elegant, a satisfied expression on his face that made him look spirited and extremely handsome.
Seeing Shi Lingyan’s radiant appearance, Tang Jingming couldn’t help but think of the end of the video he watched the night before.
The male protagonist lived happily ever after with the female protagonist, his face always brimming with a happy smile, emmmm... reeking of the stench of love.
Just like Shi Lingyan right now.
So dazzling!
Tang Jingming ate his meal, growing angrier as he thought, and when he saw Shi Lingyan sit down, he threw down his chopsticks in frustration and left.
Shi Lingyan raised an eyebrow, looking at Tang Jingming’s retreating back, "Who upset him?"
Ye Tiao casually remarked, "Don’t worry about him, he’s probably just got his ’monthly visitor,’ or maybe it’s springtime, and the virgin’s heart is all aflutter."
"Shut up!!!!"
From the kitchen came Tang Jingming’s angry voice from afar.
Ye Tiao sipped her soup contentedly, "Delicious!"
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After finishing the meal, Shi Mei and Ye Tiao were going to look at a machine.
Shi Lingyan, under Shi Mei’s direct order, stayed at home.
And so, Shi Lingyan watched as Tang Jingming, like a housewife, threw away all the leftovers, arranged everything neatly in the dishwasher, and then picked up the vacuum cleaner to start cleaning. Shi Lingyan was quite impressed and said, "Why don’t you just hire a maid?"
Tang Jingming looked up at him and said, "People like you definitely can’t understand the joy of doing housework."
Shi Lingyan truly couldn’t understand, "Housework brings joy? Doing household chores seems to be killing Tang Wu."
"Hmph, of course doing housework is joyful. When I tidy up a messy house until it’s spotless, I feel very happy. That’s a kind of pleasure you people who never lift a finger can’t understand!"
Shi Lingyan fell silent.
Tang Jingming then added, "Also, stop bringing up Tang Wu all the time. Tang Wu has been dead for so many years. Now that you’re with Shi Mei, live a good life with her. Don’t keep thinking about Tang Wu. It’s unfair to her."
Shi Lingyan sneered lightly, "How do you know it’s unfair to her?"
"Well, of course, who would want to be treated as a substitute?" Tang Jingming felt he was making a lot of sense. "Although sometimes she does seem a bit like Tang Wu, like when she sings, plays the piano, or talks, and... even when she eats."
"Have you noticed where they’re not alike?"
"They don’t look alike, their voices are different, their figures are different," Tang Jingming nodded, "They’re just two different people."
"But she likes it when I call her Tang Wu," Shi Lingyan said as he sat and watched him bustling about. "Especially when we’re alone. Every time I call her Tang Wu, she curls up on me like a cat, gently nuzzling."
Tang Jingming twitched his ears, "Really? You used to say my sister was like a cat, and now you’re saying Shi Mei is like a cat too. It turns out all men are pigs."
"Aren’t you a man?"
"I’m a boy, a boy, so I don’t yet fall within the category of pigs."
Shi Lingyan chuckled, "Old virgin."