CHAPTER 554: CHAPTER 555: YOU’RE ASKING TO BE PUT IN A PIG CAGE

Shi Mei: "..."

Dongfang Xuanya spoke as if he hadn’t noticed Shi Mei’s somewhat complex and disdainful gaze, still engrossed in his own world, with a troubled expression, "If Ai Lun could last a little longer, he would definitely be a great boyfriend."

Shi Mei: "... What about Adis?"

"Adis is a senior. He’s been recommended for a master’s degree now. His world only consists of studying. In his heart, only studying comes first. Luckily, I managed to take his virginity, so I guess it wasn’t a total loss."

Shi Mei: "... How long did you two date?"

"Just a week," Dongfang Xuanya said with regret, "I finally managed to get him, and after just twice, he had to go back to school. He’s so busy with the lab that he has no time for a relationship; even squeezing out time for meals is a challenge, let alone having the energy to do other things with me, so I had to..."

At this point, Shi Mei couldn’t help but interrupt, "Do you really date guys just to sleep with them?"

"Of course not," Dongfang Xuanya almost jumped up, "I date because I like them, and that’s why I want to be with them!"

"So why break up if you like them?"

"There were reasons."

"Just because he couldn’t last?"

"OMG!" Dongfang Xuanya reacted as if he’d seen something terrible, quickly sitting up from the bed, looking at Shi Mei as if she were a monster, exclaiming, "Isn’t that enough?"

Seeing his self-evident demeanor, Shi Mei fell silent for a moment. After a short while, unable to restrain herself, she asked, "Doesn’t he have any good qualities? You just said he’s cute, masculine..."

"NO!" Dongfang Xuanya couldn’t accept it, stood up, and said, "Isn’t dating all about enjoying happiness? If a man can’t make you happy, that’s the biggest flaw. All the other good qualities can’t make up for this fatal flaw!"

Shi Mei: "..."

So logical, leaving no room for argument.

Dongfang Xuanya clasped his hands together, held them to the side of his face in a heart shape, looking wistful, "One day, there will be a handsome and tall man who combines Ai Lun’s cuteness, Adis’s intelligence, Di Leng’s brightness, and Engel’s stamina..."

"Cough," Shi Mei was somewhat startled, "With your social life, don’t your parents care?"

When this topic came up, Dongfang Xuanya got visibly angry, "Of course, they care. They said that in Xia Country I would be dunked in a pig cage!"

Shi Mei: "Uh."

Indeed, that would have been the punishment in ancient times.

Seeing her reaction, Dongfang Xuanya looked hurt, "I’m just trying to find my Prince Charming. Is that so wrong? How can I know what kind of man I want if I don’t try with a few?"

Shi Mei: "Uh."

"Like you, getting a divorce and then going back to your ex-husband, what’s the point?"

"Uh."

If she were to tell him that she and Shi Lingyan got back together more than once, he would probably break down, right?

Seeing that Shi Mei wasn’t speaking, Dongfang Xuanya asked, "How many times have you been through it?"

Shi Mei: "... A few times."

"How many guys?"

Shi Mei: "....."

"Wow," Dongfang Xuanya jumped up, "Not just the one, right? That would be too sad!"

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I’ve been playing in Yunnan recently, so this is it for today, exhausted, I will update more when I return to Guangzhou, kisses!!!