Chapter 81: What Did You Just Feed Me?!After seeing how pitiful I was, Oled gave me something to deal with my hangover.

    "Oh... It''s working already. What even is this stuff?" [Solace]

    I chewed what I could only describe as white chunks of meat.

    "Orc balls." [Oled]

    "...Huh?" [Solace]

    I stopped chewing.

    "Like... In what regard?" [Solace]

    "Sexual organs." [Oled]

    I immediately spat it out.

    "What the hell?!" [Solace]

    "Wha-?! That''s my line! Don''t ya know how expensive those are?!" [Oled]

    "Ain''t no way you just fed me orc balls!" [Solace]

    "Ain''t no way ya wasted a perfectly good set of orc balls!" [Oled]

    We stared at each other with frustration and anger in our eyes.

    "...I can tell ya now, yer not getting another set of orc balls after what ya''ve done." [Oled]

    "I''d like to keep it that way. In fact, I would have liked it if it never happened in the first place." [Solace]

    "Ya damn brat..." [Oled]

    Rolling up his sleeves, Oled flexed his biceps.

    "Someone needs to teach ya a lesson." [Oled]

    "Bring it." [Solace]

    Taking the initiative, I put up my fists.

    ("|Analyze|.") [Solace]

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    Name: Oled Ardvent

    Race: Dwarf

    Class: Greater Blacksmith

    Gender: Male

    Age: 98

    Level: 64

    Health: 7200/7200

    Mana: 3874/3874

    Strength: 1976

    Agility: 420

    Intelligence: 110

    Willpower: 690

    Status: Stable

    Skills: |Smithing Lv. 49| |Item Inspection Lv. 42| |Hammer Fist Lv. 8| |Poison Resistance Lv. 7| |Toughness Lv. 8| |Iron Skin Lv. 5| |Fire Resistance Lv. 9| |Chilling Breath Lv. 7| |Weapon Handling Lv. 37| |Hammer Arts Lv. 24|

    Unique Skill: |Vitality Lv. 4|

    Titles: |Peak Level Blacksmith|

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    ("Damnnnn! Look at those levels!") [Solace]

    Oled''s level almost reached Vanport, Medwin''s personal knight. His strength far exceeded what I''ve seen before, but it looked like everything else was lacking.

    "|Chilling Breath|!" [Oled]

    Oled inhaled deeply, then released something akin to a blizzard from his mouth.

    "Woah! Cold!" [Solace]

    "You have gained |Experience|. |Cold Resistance| has gained a level." [Spirit Guide]

    I attempted to guard using my arms. The freezing gale bit at my arms, forming a layer of ice on my skin.

    "|Enchant Flame|!" [Solace]

    I set myself aflame, melting off the ice and keeping myself warm. ...Maybe a bit too warm.

    "You have gained |Experience|. |Fire Resistance| has gained a level." [Spirit Guide]

    "Petty tricks! A real man uses his fists!" [Oled]

    "Says the person who used a spell first!" [Solace]

    We then proceeded to charge at each other like a bunch of idiots.

    "|Burning Fist|!" [Solace]

    "|Hammer Fist|!" [Oled]

    Our fists connected, causing a rippling shock to be sent through my body.

    "Argh!" [Solace]

    "You have gained |Experience|. |Gentleman''s Favor| has increased a level." [Spirit Guide]

    I slid back a few meters, clutching my arm to keep it from trembling. I looked at Oled to see how he was faring, but he was staring at his hand with a shocked look.

    "You... A living weapon?" [Oled]

    His eyes lit up with excitement and curiosity.

    "Human! What''s yer name?!" [Oled]

    Running up to me, Oled grabbed my hands.

    "S-Solace! Now get off me!" [Solace]

    "Solace! My boy! Yer a living weapon?!" [Oled]

    "A... A what?" [Solace]

    Oled patted me down, as if he was a security guard at an airport. Sёarch* The N??eFire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

    "Woah! No touch!" [Solace]

    I tried backing away, but his grip strength was something else.

    "Boy! Come with me!" [Oled]

    Before I could even reply, Oled lifted me above his head and began to take me somewhere.

    "H-Hey! Kidnapping! Help!" [Solace]

    "HAHAHAHA!! I''ve found it!" [Oled]