CHAPTER 59: THE SHITTIEST MISSION! (2)

Well, she found the toilet she was looking for.

But...

It was disgusting!

The stench hit her like a brick wall, sharp and sour, burning her nose. Her feline senses made it a hundred times worse—every foul note stabbing into her brain. The moment she stepped inside, her vision blurred, her legs wobbled, and she nearly passed out on the spot.

"EUGHHHHHH!!"

She gagged loudly, eyes tearing up, tail puffed like a bottlebrush in pure horror.

There it was—the infamous medieval toilet. A wooden platform, a bench with a wide, gaping hole in the middle. Exactly what she had imagined... but far, far worse.

A human could probably sit down, pinch their nose, and power through it. Maybe even sprinkle some herbs or perfume to fight the smell. But for a small black cat?

That hole was enormous! Like a bottomless abyss of doom.

If she slipped even a little while squatting... she would plunge right in. Straight into the pit of shit and piss.

A fate worse than death!

Mimi shivered. Nope. Nope nope nope!

There was absolutely no way she was dying like that. She refused to become "the cat who drowned in poop."

Meanwhile, her stomach was still twisting violently, demanding release. Her little backside clenched and unclenched, threatening betrayal. But staring into that cursed hole, Mimi knew one thing for certain:

Absolutely not!

There was no way she was gambling her nine lives in this cesspit.

Which left her with only one choice.

Nature!

Right... I’m a cat now! she realized, eyes lighting up with sudden clarity. Cats don’t need fancy toilets. We poop outside! In the grass! In the dirt! Anywhere! Nobody will complain!

Yes... the open air! The gentle breeze! The freedom of dropping her burden under the sky itself!

Sure, it might be a little weird. Maybe a little shameful. But compared to falling into a pit of endless shit?

OUTSIDE IT IS THEN!

So she backed up and spun around, ready to bolt.

But the moment she turned—

"Ah! Got you!"

Lina scooped her up in one smooth, terrifyingly fast motion!

"AAAAA! NO! NOOO! LINAAA! LET ME GO! I NEED TO SHIIIIT!!!"

Mimi wailed like a cat possessed, her little body thrashing and wriggling as if she were fighting for her very soul. She kicked, clawed, twisted as much as she could, but this time Lina’s grip was unshakable. The maid held her firmly, pinning her against her chest like a naughty kitten caught red-pawed.

Noooo! If this keeps up, I’m gonna shit myself right here in her arms! My dignity!!! My pride!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!

However, just as Mimi was about to lose hope, something miraculous happened.

Because she had rushed straight toward the toilet earlier, Lina suddenly paused, her eyes widening in realization.

"Oh wait—!" she gasped. "Could it be... you want to... take a dump?"

Mimi froze. Her eyes went wide. Her tail stiffened.

YES! FINALLY! YOU GET IT!

"MEOWWW!!" she cried desperately, nodding her tiny head like a lunatic to confirm.

And just like that—

"Quick! Get the litter box for her!" Lina barked her command.

In an instant, the other maids scattered in a frenzy, rushing to fetch Mimi’s precious litter box!

***

And so, Mimi finally had her very own litter box.

Not just some plain wooden tray in the corner—oh no. This was luxury.

An entire room had been set aside just for it! The floor was spotless, the walls polished, and right in the center sat a pristine litter box that looked more like a royal treasure chest than a cat toilet. It was freshly cleaned and filled with small, sand-like grains. The air smelled faintly of lavender, like a garden in bloom. The box itself had neat trims and even golden linings along the edges, gleaming in the light.

Basically... her very own golden toilet.

Damn!!!

I feel like royalty!

"I’m so sorry—we actually prepared this for you already, but we forgot to show it to you yesterday!" Lina said apologetically as she gently set Mimi down.

Hmph. Fine. You guys are forgiven, Mimi thought with a lofty meow, raising her chin like an emperor granting mercy. She then strutted onto the box, wiggled her paws in the sand, and lifted her butt into position.

Well... it wasn’t her dream toilet, sure. But still—better than that disgusting human outhouse... and definitely better than shitting outside in the open like some wild beast. For now, this was the best option she had.

However... there was still one big problem.

Ughhh... come on! Can you guys NOT stare at me while I take my first shit in this fantasy world?!

No fewer than five maids were standing around her in a half-circle, their eyes sparkling with curiosity and anticipation. They leaned in slightly, whispering and gasping, as if they were witnessing some kind of holy ritual.

What the hell is going on here?! Why are you people like this?! Am I some kind of exotic zoo animal to you?!

Mimi’s fur bristled, her ears flattening in pure outrage. Enough was enough!

"MEOWWWWW!! HISSSSSSS!!"

She bared her little fangs and hissed like a demon from the ninth circle. The sound echoed sharp and feral in the little room.

The maids jolted in shock.

"Ah! My apologies! We’ll give you privacy!" Lina said quickly, chuckling as she backed away.

The others hurriedly excused themselves too, bowing as if they had intruded on royalty.

And at last—

Mimi could finally... take a shit in peace.

***

Moments later...

!@#!@#!@$!@#!!!!

Let’s just say... There were a lot of really loud and... disturbing noises.

And then, at last, as the final piece of poop plopped out of her poor feline butt—

[ Ding! Daily Mission #2: Go take a big poop—completed! ]

[ Ding! Reward received! ]

[ Experience + 0.02 ]

[ Progress to level 2: (0.14/100) ]

[ Evolution points + 0.02 ]

[ Progress to the next evolution:( 0.34/1000)! ]

"Ahhhhhh~~~~!!!"

Mimi practically melted. Her eyes half-closed, her little tongue poking out as her whole body trembled with relief. Bliss! Ecstasy! Salvation! It felt as if a mountain had been lifted off her tiny black soul.

Her stomach, once a raging storm, was now a calm sea. Her body, once on the verge of betraying her, was now light as a feather. She could breathe again!

They always said there was no greater happiness than finally being able to poop after holding it in for so long. And by all the gods of this universe, they were absolutely right!

Sure... it stank to high heaven, since cat poop was no joke. But still, at least it was out!

And interestingly, like any respectable feline, Mimi immediately went into cleanup mode. With perfect form, she kicked her hindlegs, pushing the soft lavender-scented grains back and forth, burying her stinky little "treasures" until they were hidden from sight.

Holy hell...

Looking back on the entire ordeal, she realized how close she had come to disaster. Just one wrong move, one slip, one minute too late, and she would’ve been done for. Her dignity shattered, her pride ruined, her tiny soul forever haunted by shame.

Mimi let out a long sigh, her whiskers twitching as a proud little smile spread across her face.

I did it. I survived the poop apocalypse!

...

Or so she thought.

Because unbeknownst to her, the nightmare wasn’t over.

Another glowing notification popped up in her vision.

[ Daily Mission #3: Clean your butt hole! ]

[ Reward: +0.02 EXP; +0.02 Evolution Points (not affected by daily cap!) ]

Eh?

Clean... my butt hole?

...

It was at this moment Mimi knew... she was fucked.