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Hello, everyone!!

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In the middle of the night, in a city burning with flames under an ominous red moon, a transparent ghostly silhouette stood atop a glass tower, observing the entire war.

"......."

That's right, dear reader! It's me, your favorite protagonist!! (I hope)

(PEW-PEW-PEW!)

(VRRRRZZZAP!)

(SHHHHNNK!)

Now I'm sure you're asking: What the heck is going on?! How did we get here?! Where are you?!

And let me tell you, those are very valid questions that I truly appreciate... BECAUSE I don't know what's going on!!

"What do you mean, you don't know?!"

Don't you dare tell me that, because I'm more confused than you are!

I mean, think about my situation for a moment! I went peacefully to sleep to try and lower the fever from the damn cold, only to wake up and find myself in the middle of some kind of techno-magic war, with explosions everywhere, turned into some kind of ghost. Nᴇw novel chapters are publɪshed on NoveI★Fire.net

"HAAAAAAA! HRRRRGH!"

(CRUNCH!)

"YAAAAAAAAH!"

(SSSSSCRRRRCHT!)

"GRRRRROOOOAARRR"

Right now, the only damn source of comfort in this situation is watching the epic three-way battle between a giant kaiju and two guys yelling "RIVALS!!" at the top of their lungs while beating each other up.

"....."

... Actually, it's not bad. I'm betting on the emo guy with the black scarf, so crush him, buddy!

(Slap!)

No, I must focus! Since Echidna isn't here for some reason, I have to be the voice of reason, or at least try!!

This seems difficult, but since there's no other choice, I have to do the best I can!

Ahem! So, continuing the explanation: when I first arrived here, I thought this was just a dream because I never remember my dreams. But that idea was scrapped when I saw a guy I don't even know being violated by a naked woman with a drill-type dildo in her crotch!

Are you sure this isn't an erotic dream?

OK, if you asked that question, it might be valid, because my life has been filled with practically all kinds of eroticism to the point where I admit I've gotten used to it. Thanks to Mom (possessed) walking around the house nude, Sara still having her occasional perverse behavior unexpectedly due to the hateful orders left by her previous owner (and I have no idea how many damned degrading orders she left!) or the brainwashed girls in the literature club who already look more like cultists than anything else.... Frankly, I'm afraid to go to the literature club... But if I don't, the damage could be worse!

Haaa.... Now that I think about it calmly, the idea that this is an erotic dream might not be ruled out... However... The thing that assures me this is not a dream... Is... That thing over there!

(CRANK!, CLONK!, CLAC!, RRRSCH!)

"Combat Mode: XORD ACTIVATED!"

Yep, what you're seeing there: the mecha-style transformation sequence of a truck into a giant robot.... Well, let me remind you of something kind of obvious if you know me after all this time... I... under no circumstances...

WOULD EVER DREAM ABOUT THAT DAMNED THING!!!

Let me be clear: I have nothing against giant mechas! BUT....!!

Out of all things, why is the aberration of nature (a truck) the one that's there!

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT I WOULD HAVE DREAMED IT!!

Haaa... Haaa... Haa... Fuff, sorry about that! So let's continue, putting aside the "aberration" over there.

DO YOU WANT TO...?

I don't accept no, so I'll take your silence as a yes!

So, getting back to the point: I have no idea how I got here or why this kind of war is happening, and I don't even know where Echidna or the others are!

Did you try transforming into a magic girl yet?

Excellent question, dear reader! And the answer is that, in fact, I'm already transformed!

But it hasn't worked for anything, except getting me here, and allowing me to fly and move faster. However, for some reason, my Sympathy magic isn't working despite my attempts... Though, well, the medallion on my chest is glowing... Or rather, it's glowing at quite an alarming speed. But since it might be my only clue, I'll risk it with the safest move!

What is that move?

Hmm, hmm, hmm, it's quite simple, dear reader... I'm going to... Wait and see what happens!

Isn't that dangerous?!

Certainly. However, I have no other choice if I want something to change, because after all, I've been in this strange place for quite a while now without being able to escape!

And let me tell you, this war is... Well... quite... "peculiar."

Why do you say that?

You see, you might not notice because I'm (desperately) focusing my attention on the fight I mentioned at the beginning. However, in other places, strange fights or encounters loaded with eroticism are happening!

Examples?

Well, if you give me your attention and look to the left, you'll see....

"Surrender, you know my Aura of Domination forces you to feel pleasure! Your mind is at the limit, your body already belongs to me!"

... A couple of nude succubi fighting each other, radiating an intense crimson light.

"Pleasure? Perhaps... But do you think I'm so weak that I'd collapse from a forced orgasm? My pleasure is my weapon! Prepare for the Erotic Retribution!"

Did you see that? That was a masterful inversion in which one of the succubi counterattacked, leaving the other convulsing on the ground, incapable of handling the stimulation!

"The battlefield is a temple! And I am its Priestess!"

... That's how the winner proclaimed, looking at the sky... I won't lie, it would have been great... If it weren't for the fact that she's shaking her breasts while looking at the sky, having a slight orgasm...

But well, on the other hand, if you look to the right!

"Do you still dare to resist?"

"Ugh..."

Two figures are facing each other on a landing platform!

"Your goddamn mind is at its limit, your ass already belongs to me! Suffer the Prostatic Storm!"

The first was a large man who looked like a warehouse of flesh and metal, with that stupid sadistic face, releasing a kind of pheromone breath from his mouth.

"Storm?"

On the other hand, the second was a woman in a kind of bikini that didn't cover where it should, with rubbery whips coming from her spine, resembling... Well... Ahem...! Female pleasure tools.

"You're so predictable! Do you think your cheap stimulation will affect me? I was forcefully fucked by your boss a hundred times before this fight; my nerves are in 'counterattack' mode!"

Watch how she counterattacks! When it seemed like everything was over for her after inhaling that (disturbing) pink cloud, kneeling and drooling, her body reacted by using those tentacles for the legendary Tentacle Game!

.... What the hell am I narrating?

Hey, you know what? Can we stop here? I feel like I'm losing valuable neurons narrating this kind of stuff, and the worst part is that even more vulgar scenes full of perversions and strange fetishes are happening everywhere!

I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS!!

But weren't you used to it?

I'm used to it, but not this level of perversion surrounding me!

That man over there has a head made of [this phrase was censored] and uses it to [this phrase was censored] inside a soda machine!

Oh, but I bet that doesn't affect you, right? Well, look over there where [censored] is eating [censored] in a damned [censored]! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!

("WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE DEEPLY REGRET THE INCONVENIENCE")

"Sniff... No more... I want out of here!"

I HATE THIS PLACE!!

Can't you help me a little?! My common sense (what's left of it) is on the verge of collapsing!

♪♫♬ ♩♪♫ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ♪♬ ♩♫ ♪...

"?!"

However, in that moment, while drowning in my own misery in the fetal position, I heard it...

...♫ ♪ ♪...♩...♬...♪...

"A melody...?"

...♩♫♬ ♩♫ ♪♫ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ♬♫♪

"Is the medallion reacting?!"

I felt it in my chest before fully hearing it, lifting my head as if the sound was pulling me.

"Where is it coming from...?!"

...♪...♩...♪♬...

I truly don't understand why, but that melody feels like a call... And even if I don't understand it... I...

"I must answer."

So, without time to think, in an instant, I launched myself, leaping from building to building, following the sound.

♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝄽 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅰 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝄽…

"......"

As I leaped, I wasn't sure if it was due to my Sympathy magic or something else, but... I could feel a great resentment and cruelty that made me shiver.

𝅘𝅥𝅮 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅯 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅰 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝄽 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅰…

After that, the fury came, one so intense that if I weren't a phantasmagorical and incorporeal projection, I'm sure both my fists and my mouth would be bleeding from the pressure I'm exerting.

♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ♪ ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅰 𝅘𝅥𝅯 𝄽 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅯 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅰 𝅘𝅥𝅯 ♩ 𝅘𝅥𝅮...

Why am I doing this? Why is this happening? WHY NOT DESTROY EVERYTHING? Why hold onto sanity?!

"Waaah! huuuaa waaah!"

(Slap!)

"!!"

That was close!!

I almost let myself be consumed by that melody!

If it hadn't been for that wail, I think I would have gone mad... Fuff... Ahem, sorry about that... I really don't know what happened to me there, ahahaha~.... Truly apologies.

Are you okay?

Yes, much better, actually, though I have to thank that wail and my habit of reacting to calm a crying baby... Wait a second... Calm a crying baby...?

I haven't done that until now, have I?!

"PERHAPS BECAUSE DEEP DOWN YOU STILL REMEMBER~♪"

Remember what...?

"........"

Wait a second! Who said that?!!

(BOOOOOOM!)

"?!"

But before I could even think what the hell was happening, an explosion sounded behind me, and when I turned around, I saw...

[{"HOW DARE YOU"}]

... A monster.

"....."

Its form was a grotesque and twisted giant hand, an amorphous reddish-purple color, like raw, bruised flesh, but with a slippery, shimmering surface of corruption, with each thick, bulbous "finger" ending in serrated claws that clung to the remains of the building, tearing chunks of metal and concrete as if they were paper, facing a white light in the sky... Well... Do I say it or do you say it... I've completely lost the plot now!!

Can someone please tell me what is going on?!

"A-A-A! WAAAH! AGH! WAAAH!"

"Huuuaa wiih! huuu waah! Juuuaa"

"Haa-Haa-Haa.... Haaa... Haa...!"

But it was in that moment that I finally discovered where the crying was coming from, because looking down, there was a man fleeing, bleeding from the abdomen, holding two babies.

(FLASHING LIGHTNING!!)

"Everything will be fine... Buarg...! You... You'll be fine..."

It's curious. In the middle of the fire, explosions, lightning, and even this madness, the moment I saw that scene, all my attention was drawn there... I just... I don't understand it...

"It's okay if you don't understand it."

"?!"

"She doesn't understand it either, see?~"

In that moment, thanks to that voice, I finally noticed her....

"Who...?"

"... Are you?"

... A pink-haired girl with black eyes, looking back at me.

(Crack!)

"I hate to ruin a family reunion, but time's up~!"

"?!"

"?!"

In that moment, everything began to "break" as if it were glass while everything vanished.

"See you soon! This memory is being confiscated for your own good~"

And with those words, everything vanished, leaving me in confusion.