"Slurp~"

Hello, everyone!

"Munch, munch~"

Ugh... What a pleasure! I don't know if it's the sun hitting the perfect spot or if the breeze in this place just has that special something, but I swear I could stay lying here forever!

What am I doing, you ask?

Why, I'm having a picnic!!

Why?

Haaa... I know, I know, it sounds lazy, but my brain is too sluggish to put together a decent sentence right now.

Look, I'm going to be honest with you: I'm tired!!

I mean, one moment I arrive at some kind of dojo (crushing someone), I fight four women (perverts), they run away at the climax (cowards!!) and then the only person who could give me context faints!

.... Let's be frank: I was so confused and frustrated that I launched an attack at the sky (there's a hole in the ceiling) to vent, so to calm down, I decided to take advantage of the sunlight and have a picnic!

"Nom, Nom, Nom~"

Question: Wasn't that excessive?

Answer: Maybe so.

Question: How did you get there?!

Answer: I have no idea!!

... Or I wish I could say that, but after calming down and having a long conversation (argument) with Echidna about: How the hell did this happen?! That's when I discovered a few points to consider that led to this result.

What were those points?

Well, for starters, the first mistake I made was trying to immediately use the reverse summoning spell without having practiced, even once... Yup... You don't have to say it... It was a basic thing I should have kept in mind, but in my defense, I want you to know I wasn't calm, and therefore I was capable of making a mistake!

Even you would make a mistake under pressure!!

So, back to the topic, I'm innocent, plus other factors also influenced this result, like the temporal difference between universes!

OK... To start... How was I supposed to know?! Damn it, Echidna, a simple warning would have prevented all this!

Haaa... Well, thanks to that, we ended up in a fierce discussion (fight), so to calm things down, we decided to have the picnic!

But, yup... Apparently, time flows differently between other worlds... Well, I think you'll understand that it was pretty justified that I exploded and hit Echidna, so I won't even try to justify my action... But back to the topic!

After my (accidental) arrival in this other world, I found myself involved in a fight against a group of women who clearly seemed like perverts in an unknown place... Which, if I think about it, is something that could very well happen in my world, leading me to initially think that maybe I had arrived at the "Veil" or some evil organization, hidden temple, or whatever!!

But there were several factors that, after the fight, confirmed I was not in my original world!

What factors?

Excellent question, dear reader! Well, to start, no matter how many times I tried to use a source of water, mist, or reflection while saying the words, nothing happened, so that rules out this being inside the Veil.

Second point: there was a damn wyvern flying in the sky!

Listen, I believe that in the stupidly dangerous, erotic, and depressing world I live in, there are hidden temples or whatever (frankly, I believe anything that pops up), but for there to be a wyvern flying in the sky without being in the Veil is obviously impossible!

Or rather, the government would shoot it down and experiment on the corpse, erasing the memory of every witness in the process, so Yup, more points confirming this wasn't my world.

How do I know it was a wyvern and not a dragon, you ask?

Because a dragon lives in my house!

.... Besides, I might offend him if I didn't know the difference, so I studied what differentiates dragons from wyverns, receiving a long (seriously) very long (I regretted it) history lesson about dragons.

Thanks to that, I learned things like how dragons don't have a defined gender! However, it seems they can adopt or identify with a gender depending on the environment and beings around them.

Was it necessary to explain that?

No idea, but at least you have the information now.

"Concentrate!"

(Slap!)

"Ow!"

"I won't allow you to waste that ice cream in your hands by having your mind scattered"

"Thanks for that, Echidna!"

"Less talk and better feed me"

"Of course!"

Well, putting that topic aside and returning to what matters, let's move on to the third point!

... You see, what really confirmed to me that this was another world was none other than Echidna's following words said at that moment: "This world seems truly interesting", and based on my experience, when something interests Echidna, it usually means that something is wrong! (Prejudice).

Therefore, I demanded answers with my frying pan (Antonio) in hand and a pleasant "smile" on my face, to which Echidna confirmed my suspicions regarding the fact that it was another world.

Honestly, this wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for one small, tiny, but very important detail!

What detail are you asking about?

Well, that the magical girl form is blocked!

"Why the hell doesn't it work?!"

Believe me, I ask myself the same thing. However, the reality is that neither I, Silver, Goldie, Brownie, nor even Echidna have any idea why!

I mean, one moment the medallion started sputtering, flashing a few bolts of lightning before the fluctuating light at its center went out and the transformation was canceled, leaving me in my pajamas.

And yes, I want you to know I'll be the first to say it... Damn it!! What is wrong with that stupid medallion?!

If this were a more peaceful world, it wouldn't be a problem if the transformation was temporarily blocked! But... Why specifically in a world where I looked for a fight from minute one?!

Or rather... I was the one attacked for no reason!!

IT'S NOT FAIR!!

("We are currently experiencing technical difficulties. We deeply regret the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding")

Haaaa... Haaa... Haa... Phew... Ahem! Where were we? Oh yes, right, about how I have no way to leave this world until my magical girl form decides to return!

"Ahahahahaha~"

("Mama...?")

("She seems.... upset...")

("clink, clank")

"Ahem, that's not true! I'm fine~!!"

Ah, this is not good. This type of conduct and behavior is bad for development, and I cannot allow them to learn things like that!

... I will not allow any more casualties like Kylien.

Did something happen to Kylien?!

Yes... I'm afraid she... She has...! "Awakened"... And it's all my fault... I... I should never have left my "dark notes" so close to Kylien's room!

.... Now she.... She wears an eye patch, bandages her arms, and... Even.... She has started reciting poems!

"And the worst part is, she looks absolutely stunning in it!!"

"Ugh... Kylien... Why..."

"You know she's alive, right?"

"Of course she is, Echidna... The memory of the old Kylien still... Lives in me."

"......."

For Kylien, I won't allow anyone else to fall into "darkness"! (She's alive, well, and healthy).

I'll do it for her!! (She is alive, well, and healthy).

So let's get on with this and return to the topic!

Thus, I'm in another world, I have no idea about anything that's happening here or what kind of situation I got myself into, plus the lack of my cheating magical girl magic!

When I mention it all like that, one by one, I know it sounds like I'm screwed, right?

But the reality is the complete opposite!

Why is the complete opposite true?

Hehehe, you see, this is a world foreign to mine, which means there's no one I know, which means I don't have to pretend to be normal, which means I don't have to hold back!

And even though I don't have access to the magical girl form, I do have access to everything else!

So let's review everything that still works in a brief run-down:

[Dimensional Storage Pocket = FUNCTIONAL]

[Massage Arts: Curative, Relaxing, Torturous, and Forbidden = FUNCTIONAL]

[Voltage Techniques: Maximum, Regulated, and Low = FUNCTIONAL]

[Aura Wave = FUNCTIONAL]

[Prism of the Eighth Purity = FUNCTIONAL]

[Haunted Stove Flame = STILL IN DEVELOPMENT]

Plus, I have Silver, Goldie, and Brownie for resonance, not counting my secret weapon!

"Hey, Silver, do you know how many straw dolls are in the dimensional storage?"

("Lots!")

".... It's not an exact number, but it works!"

Frankly, I'm thrilled!!

I'm in another world, armed with cheat-like skills, with no need for restraint, facing some kind of evil organization!

It's anyone's wet dream!!

Huh...? Are you worried that Mom (possessed) and the others will notice I'm not home?

Hehehe, dear reader, did you really think that I, of all people, wouldn't immediately be shaking over that detail...? ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ɪs ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇ ʙʏ novel★fire.net

Obviously, I asked Echidna for a solution through tears!!

And I discovered thanks to Echidna that in this world, the flow of time seems to pass faster here than there!

Which means... I can explore!!

"Here begins my legend!"

(Slap!)

"Why?!"

"Because first of all, we need information"

"Ah... That's right"

"That was close!" But thanks to reliable Echidna, I avoided leaving without any knowledge of this world.

But this opens up a question: where to get that information? Or, more importantly still, where to get a guide?!

After all, even though I'm not proud to say this, the reality is that if I leave without a tourist guide or someone who knows the world, the probability of me getting lost increases to 100 percent!

And God knows where I'll end up if that happens!!

"I guess that means there's no other choice, right?"

"It's the best option"

Fortunately, there's someone unconscious right there on the floor, whom, just to be safe, I tied and gagged as a precaution, stripping him of his clothes, and all thanks to the training received from Susie!

Thank you, Susie!!

"But... How long will it take him to wake up?"

"Who knows. For now, better stick with the ice cream, so let's go back to dessert".

"I guess that's right"

And so, all that remained was to wait while feeding Echidna more ice cream, watching the others play...

"What peace..."