"I'm dead!!"

Yep... that's the first thing I said when I woke up this morning...

Why did I say that?

Well, that's because I finally remembered what I forgot yesterday... And that was... I didn't think of an excuse!!

If Mom (possessed) gets here, what am I supposed to say?!

"Hey Mom, while you were gone I got a personal maid, and now she's living here with us."

[GAME OVER]

Damn it!!

Okay, calm down, breathe, that's it, back to your happy place.

Alright, I'm calm!!

Now, how do I convince a woman (man on the inside) who's also a mother (biological) to let her 5-year-old son keep a personal maid?

Hmm... come on brain, think... Think!!

"So you came to me for help"

So, after a lot of thinking, I decided to leave the women problems to women solutions.

And it turns out Echidna is a female!!

"Please, you're my last hope!!"

"Well, since you put it that way, I guess I can lend you my wisdom"

"Thank you!!"

It's like I can see the light emanating from her now.

"You just have to give her pleasure"

And as quickly as I saw it, it vanished.

"Excuse me, what?!"

"Listen closely, this applies to both men and women, but when they're in a happy and relaxed state, they let their guard down, becoming more permissive"

"And what does that have to do with giving her pleasure?"

"If you suddenly expose her to a powerful stimulus that melts her mind, she'll accept any order you give her"

I can't argue with that logic, but how do I give her such a huge surge of pleasure without risking... well, you know?!

Think, there's gotta be an alternative.