CHAPTER 314: CHAPTER 181: THE DANCE MOVES ARE NOT GOOD!

[Goblin Cave yet to have goblins move in]

The Goblin Fossil Crystal is glowing!

The goblin resurrection ritual automatically began during Lureya’s warm-up exercise time!

[Goblin resurrection progress 30%]

Looking at the Goblin Fossil Crystal that was glowing and seemed to have tiny cracks on its surface, Shami hated himself, pounding the floor.

"Damn it! As the leader, to make such a basic mistake! Although 50% of the blame is on this Demons Atlas page layout being unreasonable, ignoring the information on the page after turning it is also a significant mistake of mine!"

"Saying so much just to shift the blame onto the Demons Atlas, right Shami? Hurry up and think of a solution!"

The Elf Maiden was too scared to warm up, hiding far away, fearing the Goblin Fossil Crystal might explode in a flash of light.

"Actually, if we don’t touch this crystal and ignore the light, we totally have enough time to discuss and plan a feasible ritual dance."

Shami pulled himself together, slowly stood up, and turned away from the glowing fossil crystal.

"Pretending not to see it doesn’t mean nothing’s happening! That’s definitely not okay!"

The Elf Maiden became anxious.

"Such a serious resurrection ritual should be similar to childbirth! It’s resurrected to a third of the progress, if we suddenly halt the resurrection ritual now, the goblin inside the crystal will be stuck in a half-dead state! Maybe it’ll resurrect with severe physical defects!"

The Elf Maiden’s words seemed very plausible.

"At this point, we have no choice but to grit our teeth and continue with the resurrection."

Shami stopped deceiving himself and bit his teeth, turned around, and responsibly touched the goblin crystal with a guilty face.

"Don’t worry, since it’s my mistake, even if you become a disabled goblin in the future, I’ll raise you!"

"Don’t develop such parental thoughts towards the goblin! There’s an Elf Maiden right here!"

Just then, because the resurrection progress stuck at 30% for a while, the glow emitted by the Goblin Fossil Crystal was fading, and the entire crystal became dim.

Shami quickly composed himself and looked towards Lureya imploringly.

"Lureya, no matter what, don’t let the progress stop."

Shami stretched out his right hand.

"Use the warm-up exercise on the goblin crystal again!"

Upon hearing this, Lureya jumped back into her warm-up exercise, chanting the curse she had memorized.

The cracks in the Goblin Fossil Crystal’s surface began to spread evenly, the dimmed glow gradually recovering.

[Goblin resurrection progress: 31%]

[Goblin resurrection progress: 32%]

"But does a warm-up exercise really count as a dance? The warm-up exercise I’m doing now includes some moves adapted from the recess exercise at our Elf School."

Wearing a short skirt and band-aid, the Elf Maiden looked at Shami while exercising.

"I noticed too..."

Faintly seeing the silhouette of high school students doing morning exercises from Lureya, Shami fell into thought.

He glanced at the Demons Atlas.

[The quality of resurrected goblins is affected by the resurrection ritual.]

[One: The darker and more evil the elf’s heart during the ritual dance, the more powerful the resurrected goblin’s evil force!]

This content can’t really be adjusted. By Shami’s side, there’s only flat blond, one elf.

However, with so much yellow rubbish in flat blond’s heart, back then, without much effort, flat blond became his Demon Envoy—Shami believed the depths of flat blond’s heart still had considerable darkness and evil.

Even if a high-quality goblin can’t be resurrected, at least it would be of average quality.

[Two: The ritual dance chosen in the resurrection also affects the goblin’s quality.]

Shami frowned tightly and looked at Lureya.

Wait, doesn’t that mean a goblin resurrected using a warm-up exercise similar to a school broadcast calisthenics could be a goodie-goodie goblin!

Shami hastily called for Lureya to stop her exercise.

"Now what? It’s the last part!"

"You’re really doing the broadcast exercise!"

Shami told the Elf Maiden to stop moving around and checked the resurrection progress.

[Goblin resurrection progress: 50%]

Yikes, halfway done.

"We must change the dance."

Shami seriously looked at Lureya.

"If the goblin resurrected through this warm-up exercise turns out to be a diligent student goblin, that’ll be problematic—in today’s society, good students are the ones who get beaten up in every way."

"Sounds like some sort of experiential teaching... So what should we switch to?"

The Elf Maiden looked at Shami.

"What other dances did you learn at Elf School?"

"Though classes teach some ceremonial dances, everyone gets interested in street dance and such post-class. So I dabble in a bit of everything."

"Then use the dance you believe most stirs evil desires to revive the goblin next."

Lureya thought for a moment.

"There’s a dance like that, but you’ll need to cooperate, Shami."

"Hmm?"

The Elf Maiden came beside Shami.

"Stand without moving, don’t move at all."

Shami kept his body still, the Elf Maiden began to rub her body against Shami through their clothes, then leaned her back against Shami, executing the Elf Maiden’s tree rubbing move.

Finally, she prepared to use Shami as a pivot to sway.

"So it’s pole dancing! I’ve become the pole!"

"To invoke evil desires, there’s only this dance! Aaaaaah!"