Chapter 81 - Retired Life of Demon Sect Leader - NovelsTime

Retired Life of Demon Sect Leader

Chapter 81

Author: 陇鹰
updatedAt: 2025-05-02

Wusun guokunmi calmed down and thought, it seems that this is really the case.

    Even without a beard, he is the eternal sinner of the kingdom of Wusun and the shame of the people. Although we still have to fight this war in the future, it doesn''t have much to do with him. He will certainly be ousted when he goes back.

    "Do you have a way to restore my beard?" Wusun guokunmi put on his face and asked with a very serious smile.

    At this time, he looked at it carefully and smiled. The man looked familiar, but for them, most Han people looked the same. Everyone looked familiar.

    "Yes. But the condition is that today''s business is written off. Your people beat our people, and our people beat your people. Our people cut your beard, but I''ll help you recover the cut beard. We should be even. We are still good friends in the Central Plains and Wusun country. How about it?"

    Wusun Guokun said after thinking for a few seconds, "OK! We didn''t want to be enemies with you! So what way do you use to restore my beard?"

    "Glue."

    "Lying trough!"

    Wusun guokunmi was angry again and fought with meiqianxiao in the small hut. How could Wusun guokunmi be meiqianxiao''s opponent? Meiqianxiao pushed Wusun guokunmi to the corner without any martial arts. A gangster shook his hand and patted him on the head to beg for mercy.

    "Can you calm down! Can my glue be ordinary glue? I''ll slap you half paralyzed. Believe it or not!"

    Meiqian smiled and saw that Wusun guokunmi was finally quiet. He slapped him on the head again and took out a small box from his arms. The box made of ebony is as delicate as the box for girls to put Rouge powder. Strictly speaking, it''s not his. It''s Liu quietly. After he borrowed it from Liu quietly, Liu quietly didn''t want him to return it, so he took it with him. It works very well. It''s a special bottle of glue. Liu quietly usually sticks a fake beard and a fake Adam''s apple when he is easy to look. He can''t pull it off and can''t see a clue. That''s what he relies on.

    Mei qianxiao carries a small package with him, which is a personal collection. There are several small items in it. It is one of the Three Dharma protectors of the evil cult. Oh, he is now the leader of the evil cult. As the personal belongings of the leader of the demon sect, they may be useful at any time, so they don''t leave anywhere. This bottle of special glue is one of the items he took with him as the leader of the demon sect.

    "Glue is the top of an egg! I wash my beard every six months. No, the leaked wine can wash the glue off when drinking!" Wusun guokunmi still protected his head with his hand and sobbed.

    "Wash your beard once half a year? You''re dirty enough! Wash it once in the next half a month!" Meiqian smiled and slapped Wusun guokunmi with his hand, making several dark red palm marks on his dark arm.

    Now he was carrying a large string of exciting braids, trying to suppress the impulse to throw it under the pit.

    "OK, wash it once a half month!"

    "Look, brother''s glue is specially made. It can''t be washed off with water. It can only be washed off with something."

    "Oh?" Wusun guokunmi suddenly came to his senses and put the black uncle''s face together. "How about the adhesion? How long can it stick if it''s not washed off? What can it be washed off?"

    "As long as it sticks, you can''t tear off your beard. If you don''t wash it off, you can stick it all your life! As for what to wash it off with... It''s said that this thing is mainly made with rice slurry as raw material, so you can only use one thing to wash it off."

    "What?"

    "Saliva."

    "Sleeping trough, you Han people meow. It''s disgusting!"

    "People who wash their beards once a month are still qualified to spit on us?" eyebrow qianxiao almost kicked Wusun guokunmi into the cesspit.

    Slobber is as like as two peas before you can''t see it. How can you not see it?

    "OK!" Wusun guokunmi thought for a moment and thought he should not drool, so he agreed.

    "When it''s done, everyone owes nothing!"

    Mei qianxiao raised a palm. Wu sun Guokun was stunned for a little while before he reacted. He raised his hand and clapped him. This is called clapping for alliance. It is a common way for them to make an oath in Wusun country.

    In this small pit, two hot bodies gather together, and each other''s heavy breathing is projected on each other''s shoulders, collarbones, neck and chin. The wheezing sound is heavier and heavier, and his meow is heavier and heavier

    "All right, done!"

    Meiqianxiao covered the sticky glue box cover, and they looked at Wusun guokunmi''s beard together. It was a masterpiece they had spent half an hour here. Although not every one was glued back to its original position, its beard was thick and dense enough to be glued about well, and it was not strange at all. Wusun guokunmi looked at it and felt very satisfied. He pulled it hard. He didn''t loosen at all. He was more satisfied.

    "Well, you Han people have many ghost ideas! Should I take this glue back to be prepared?" Wusun guokunmi looked at the small black wooden box in his hand and his eyes glowed.

    "No problem! You''ll have a peaceful negotiation with our boss later, and this thing will be given to you!" Meiqian smiled.

    "Ha ha ha... OK! Our friendship between Wusun and the Central Plains will last forever!" Wusun guokunmi said in his heart: fakeyou.

    "Ha ha ha... Your sister just said she was going to attack the city, fakeyou!" Meiqian smiled directly from her heart.

    Both of them are sincerely happy that the beard matter has been perfectly solved. They hug each other, slap each other on the shoulder, compliment each other, say good words to each other, and make each other sick with hypocrisy

    It was not until they released that they found something unexpected.

    Just now, when sticking the beard, one of them held the upper half with his hand and the other held the lower half with his hand. The other hand of the two took out the glue and applied it to the beard... Therefore, the glue in the hand that took out the glue was not dry. At this time, after embracing each other, an accident happened. Mei qianxiao''s left hand adhered to Wu sun guokunmi''s left shoulder, and Wu sun guokunmi''s right hand adhered to Mei qianxiao''s right shoulder!

    As Mei qianxiao said, the stickiness of this thing is very strong. If they want to remove it, they either tear their clothes or their skin. Of course, meiqianxiao doesn''t want to tear his clothes. The clothes of gongweisi are the most expensive clothes he has worn in his life and the most expensive things in his whole body; Wusun guokunmi also doesn''t want to tear his clothes. It is said that he is now the most fashionable outdoor casual wear made by the well-known designer of Wusun country, which is unique and valuable.

    Both of them scoffed at each other''s statements and were deadlocked. But this situation still needs to be solved.

    "You, damn Han, what''s your name again?"

    "Stupid King Wusun, I call eyebrows and smile!"

    "Well, comrade without money..."

    Meiqian smiled and scolded a dirty word. My surname is Mei, not compound surname. I have no money!

    "Do you think I spit on your shoulder first or on your left hand first?" Wusun guokunmi remembered the way to remove the glue.

    Hey! Use your saliva for half a day! Your saliva is not dirty, is it!

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