Chapter 895: Chapter 884: Slightly Blushing

Song Yun left KFC in style, with Xu Ying’s eyes already transformed into heart shapes.

“Brother Song Yun, you were, you were so cool just now! That move, those domineering words, you were really so, so, so cool!” Xu Ying’s eyes radiated a pink glow, so much so that Song Yun didn’t dare to look directly at her. And the arms hugging Song Yun were tighter than before, the prominent peaks firmly pressing against Song Yun’s arm, giving his hand an exceptionally soft feeling.

Song Yun smiled proudly, since she admired him so much, he naturally had to say something impressive, “They were too weak!” Song Yun said with a cool, disdainful expression, “Such people don’t even arouse my interest in fighting.”

“Brother Song Yun, you… I adore you so much, I can’t help it, I… I really like you!” Xu Ying, clearly smitten, confessed her feelings to Song Yun. Although Song Yun had been pursued several times in his life, it was the first time a girl confessed to him so openly, and a beautiful, innocent girl at that. It thrilled Song Yun immensely.

“Well, Yingying, I like you too, but don’t I have a girlfriend?” Song Yun smiled helplessly, shrugging his shoulders.

“I know, those sisters in the villa, haha, it doesn’t matter, you’re a couple, but that doesn’t affect my feelings for you.” Xu Ying showed no unusual emotional reaction to Song Yun’s words, continuing to look at him with admiration, “Anyway, I just love my Brother Song Yun the most, to the point I can’t help it!”

“This…” Song Yun wasn’t exactly a gentleman, and since the girl said this and didn’t mind him having a girlfriend, if he didn’t flirt, wouldn’t it be a waste of his cool name as Song Yun?

“Would you like me to take you to the woods and teach you about force and how to exert it?” Song Yun smirked slyly.

“What?” Xu Ying obviously didn’t understand mechanics, so Song Yun’s question left her puzzled.

“Just chatting about something more scientific!” Song Yun laughed, “I promise you’ll really like it!”

“Alright! Let’s go, let’s go. But, Brother Song Yun, there don’t seem to be any woods here!” Xu Ying looked around and said.

This made Song Yun a bit embarrassed. What is flirting? It’s using light words to make the other person shy, thereby satisfying some psychological need. Only Song Yun didn’t expect that when faced with Xu Ying, such a simpleton, this teasing would have no effect whatsoever.

She straightforwardly agreed to go, leaving Song Yun, who had prepared a lot of follow-up lines, feeling like he had his throat cut, unable to say anything. She agreed to the teasing content, what else could he do? Keep teasing? For example, he could suggest, “How about we go to a hotel at night to discuss life?” and if she said yes, then what would he say?

“Well, there really aren’t any woods here!” Song Yun walked and looked around, then said in a tone filled with some anticipation, “This, Yingying, how about we find a hotel to discuss life and such?”

“Ah?!” Even though Xu Ying was naive about worldly affairs, she knew what discussing life in a hotel implied. Her face decisively turned red, but… although her face was red, it didn’t show much sign of opposition. After hesitating and dithering for a while, she surprisingly said, “If Brother Song Yun wants, Yingying has no objection!”

“Damn! Is this the protagonist’s aura?!!!” Song Yun was stunned by his own overwhelming charisma. The legend spoke of a protagonist’s aura where any woman facing the protagonist would become intellectually blank, then spread her legs waiting for the protagonist to favor her. Song Yun had always believed this could only appear in novels where the protagonist was impossibly handsome and formidable. He hadn’t expected that he, so plain, could also possess this protagonist’s aura. This… this was so damn powerful!

To verify whether he had the protagonist’s aura, Song Yun shook his hair flamboyantly, grabbed a girl passing by, and asked, “Miss, how about we go to a hotel to get a room and discuss life, what do you say?”

“Crazy, pervert, stinky hooligan!”

The girl decisively fired a triple strike, finally picking up her bag and slamming it on Song Yun, then proudly walked away with her head held high.

“Hmm… this doesn’t seem like the protagonist’s aura!” Song Yun looked at Xu Ying’s bewildered face and said, “Yingying, seriously, why are you so agreeable?”

“Ah? Because I like Brother Song Yun!” Xu Ying said naturally.

“What do you like about me?” Song Yun was perplexed. He hadn’t done any heroic rescue, and they hadn’t gone through any big disaster, just simply being friends, how could Xu Ying like him so much? If this wasn’t the protagonist’s aura, what was?

“A lot, a lot! Firstly, you’re better at fighting than Brother Mao Shan, then you’re more handsome than Brother Mao Shan, later you’re more fun than Brother Mao Shan!” Xu Ying counted on her fingers, listing them for Song Yun, also mentioning things like Song Yun’s smile being more charming than Mao Shan’s, leaving Mao Shan to be the outright foil to Song Yun.

After Xu Ying counted many ways in which Song Yun was better than Mao Shan, she said, “Since I was young, I’ve loved superheroes the most; I think Brother Song Yun, in my heart, is like a superhero, the most powerful in the world!”

“Hahaha, this… this is a bit embarrassing!” Even as thick-skinned as Song Yun was, he felt his face getting slightly warm.

“What I’m saying is serious! I just feel, if I could become a superhero’s woman in this life, how fun it would be, life wouldn’t be boring!” Xu Ying said.

“This…” Listening to Xu Ying’s blunt confession, Song Yun’s mind was left with just one thought.

Push, or not push?

Such a pretty girl, if he didn’t push, he’d be letting the country down, letting the people down, and letting down the countless book lovers reading day and night. But if he did push, why did Song Yun feel like such a sleazy old man? Xu Ying was a bit simple-minded, very innocent. Such a girl, if he pushed her down, would he be accused of swindling a little beauty? Or would Mao Shan come seeking revenge?

As Song Yun hesitated, he realized that he and Xu Ying had arrived in front of a hotel!