Chapter 1031: Chapter 1116: Stirring Up Trouble

Chen Nan sighed and said, “I’m also in this dorm. I just came in and saw you guys watching so intently, so I didn’t want to interrupt and decided to join in for a bit.”

Hearing this, the two guys exchanged glances.

After a moment, both of them stood up excitedly and shook Chen Nan’s hand, saying, “Bro, a true kindred spirit!”

Chen Nan laughed and said, “My name is Chen Nan.”

“Haha, bro, we’re like-minded,” the more burly guy said.

Next to him, Zhuge Liang stared at the burly guy, nudged him aside, and said, “After all this introduction, you didn’t even say your name. Don’t you have any basic manners?” Turning to Chen Nan, he said, “This guy is called Zhang Fei. I usually call him Big Dummy. He’s just a big brute, can’t compare with us cultured gents.”

Zhang Fei?

Chen Nan was instantly bewildered.

What’s going on in this dorm? Having a Zhuge Liang was already enough, and now a Zhang Fei pops up. Could the remaining one be Guan Yu or Liu Bei?

After hearing Zhuge Liang’s words, Zhang Fei rolled his eyes, then swung his butt to bump Zhuge Liang aside, cursing, “You writer of smut, stop showing off here, or I’ll report you to the cyber police!”

“Writes smut…?”

Chen Nan looked at Zhuge Liang with some confusion.

Zhuge Liang kicked Zhang Fei on the butt and cursed, “I was too busy talking about this Big Dummy just now and forgot to introduce myself. I’m Zhuge Liang from Nanyang City. I have three interests: picking up girls, drinking, and writing novels, and also…”

Before Zhuge Liang could finish, Zhang Fei interrupted, “Master Strategist, quit pretending. Can you even call that stuff you write novels? If you do, you should add the word ‘smut’ in front.”

Zhuge Liang immediately sprang up and cursed, “Damn it, what I wrote is about romance, not sleaze!”

“Romance? Romance my ass.”

“Hell, I never write any bed scenes!”

“Anyway, you’re just a writer of smut.”

“Shit!”

“Swearing won’t help; swearing is also writing smut.”

“…”

Watching these two guys bicker endlessly, Chen Nan finally understood a bit: this Zhuge Liang’s hobby is writing novels, while Zhang Fei says he writes smut.

“Dude, what’s your book called? Let me check it out first, and then I’ll weigh in,” Chen Nan said.

Zhuge Liang puffed out his chest and said, “School Beauty’s Personal Crazy Young Master!”

Hearing those words, Chen Nan immediately raised an eyebrow and exclaimed, “Is your pen name Dugu Shishui?”

“Uh…”

Zhuge Liang scratched his head, “How… how did you know?”

“Damn!”

Chen Nan swore directly.

He’s read this book before and is still following it. The update speed is slow as hell!

“Bro, what’s the matter?” Zhuge Liang looked at Chen Nan, puzzled.

“I’ve read your book,” Chen Nan said.

Hearing this, Zhuge Liang immediately became excited and hurriedly asked, “Come on, give me your verdict. That book’s not smut, right?”

Chen Nan lit a cigarette and took a hard drag, angrily saying, “You bastard! The book isn’t smut, but if you don’t update faster, I’ll lose my patience!”

Zhuge Liang suddenly felt less confident: “Cough cough, it’s really not my fault. I’m just naturally slow at typing. A struggling soul not worth mentioning…”

“Screw you, lazy bum pretending to be cool!” Chen Nan tossed him a cigarette.

Zhuge Liang received the cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and grabbed the mouse, saying, “Okay, okay, from tonight on, I’ll bomb you with updates.”

At this moment—

“Bang!”

A loud noise rang out as the unlocked dorm door was kicked open by someone.

“Thud thud thud…”

A series of footsteps rushed in, twelve dudes in total, all with hostile expressions, with one of them sporting a bruised and swollen face.

Seeing the twelve guys rush in, Zhang Fei suddenly stood up, glaring hard at the bruised guy, cursing, “Your uncle! Wasn’t the previous lesson enough? Damn you, bringing a bunch of thugs in here.”

At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also stood up, feeling annoyed, and stepped over to Zhang Fei’s side.

“Got a problem?” Chen Nan looked at Zhang Fei and asked.

Zhang Fei glanced at the twelve people in front of him, pointed at the guy with the bruised face, and said, “Downstairs earlier, I gave this bastard a beating. This has nothing to do with you; don’t get involved.”

Chen Nan patted his shoulder, smiling, “Do you think I’m a coward?”

Zhang Fei turned his head, looked into Chen Nan’s eyes, then nodded and reached out a hand.

At the same time, Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang also reached out their hands, and the three of them clasped hands together.

Chen Nan smiled and said, “Good buddies should watch movies together, drink together, fight together, but as for girls… I’ll date them alone.”

“Damn! I despise you!”

Meanwhile, the twelve guys on the other side all looked furious, eyes almost spitting fire.

There’s a saying, “There’s strength in numbers!”

But right now, with so many of them storming in, these three fools act like no one else exists, completely ignoring them, how can they not be angry, how can they not be pissed!