Chapter 1033: Chapter 1118: The Purpose of Coming to Ning University

“My beautiful senior Yi Xiaoyu, what can I do for you?” Chen Nan answered the phone with a cheerful smile.

Yi Xiaoyu giggled and asked, “Nothing much, what are you up to?”

“In the dorm, watching… watching a movie with two bros,” Chen Nan hesitated for a moment and ultimately didn’t have the guts to admit he was watching something… risqué.

“It’s lunchtime and you’re still watching a movie? Aren’t you going to eat?” Yi Xiaoyu hesitated for a moment before continuing, “You probably don’t even know where the cafeteria is. I’m waiting for you downstairs at your dorm. Come down quickly, I’ll take you.”

“Well…”

Chen Nan was a bit troubled.

Yi Xiaoyu was genuinely enthusiastic. They had just met and she was already so considerate.

But if he went to the cafeteria with her now, what would happen to his four roommates, his “wives”? Was he supposed to not eat lunch with them?

Yi Xiaoyu could sense Chen Nan’s hesitation and quickly said, “If you have something to do, never mind. The cafeteria isn’t far, you can just ask someone when you need to.”

“Thanks anyway, senior,” Chen Nan said.

He really wanted to have lunch with the pretty girl, but he couldn’t just leave his “wives” hanging. Compared to this newly acquainted senior, his four “wives” held more weight in his heart.

“No problem, we’re friends after all, it’s nothing.”

Yi Xiaoyu sounded a little disappointed as she said, “I’m going to eat now, let’s catch up later.”

“Okay, goodbye senior,” Chen Nan said.

“Bye-bye.”

Yi Xiaoyu hung up the phone.

As soon as Chen Nan put down his phone, Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei immediately rushed over and eagerly asked, “Bro, what’s going on? Just arrived and you’re already hitting it off with a senior? You’re something else!”

Chen Nan puffed out his chest and lifted his head proudly, “Nothing much, just that awesome!”

The two guys were all excited, and Zhang Fei was practically drooling, “How come I didn’t run into any seniors when I first came here? Bro, tell us, what’s the senior’s name, do you have a picture? Show us, will you.”

Chen Nan gave a helpless smile, “Her name is Yi Xiaoyu, but we just met, so there are no pictures.”

They did take a group photo at the time, but it was taken with Yi Xiaoyu’s phone, so Chen Nan didn’t have it.

“Yi Xiaoyu!”

The two of them exchanged a glance and exclaimed, “Isn’t she the school beauty? What did she want with you?”

Chen Nan turned his head to glance at them and said, “She asked me to lunch!”

“She invited you to lunch! Why did you refuse?”

“Is there something wrong with that?”

Zhang Fei exclaimed, “Even the school beauty’s invitation is turned down, damn, heavens, strike this pretender with lightning!”

“Could there be two Yi Xiaoyus in this school?” Zhuge Liang said, hurriedly tapping away on the computer keyboard, opening a forum post, “Bro, take a look, is this third-ranked Yi Xiaoyu on the school beauty list the one you know?”

Is there really a school beauty ranking?

Chen Nan was really speechless. These students today, not studying properly, but engaging in these trivial matters all day long, what will they do after graduation?

Our country’s future is worrisome!

Chen Nan shook his head and sighed, but in reality, he was the same type of person.

Looking at the computer, the post had photos of Yi Xiaoyu, but Chen Nan shook his head, “Who took these photos? Such bad quality, she’s way prettier in real life.”

“Prettier… than the photos?” Zhang Fei was practically drooling again.

Zhuge Liang pushed him aside in disgust, “Look at you, drooling over a photo, you’re tarnishing the name of General Zhang.”

“Screw you, you write smut, let’s settle this one-on-one if you dare!”

“One-on-one, bring it, who’s afraid!”

Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and yelled, “Come on, arm wrestling, let’s see who’s stronger, if you dare, let’s fight!”

“Brute, what’s the use of brute strength, if you dare, compete with me in typing speed.”

“…”

Listening to the two bicker endlessly, Chen Nan smiled bitterly, “Strategist, butcher, you two are the same kind of people, isn’t it unnecessary to differentiate who’s superior?”

Zhang Fei glared, “Damn, why am I a butcher?”

Chen Nan shrugged and calmly said, “Wasn’t Zhang Fei a pig butcher before joining Liu Bei?”

Zhang Fei was left speechless.

Chen Nan grabbed the mouse and began searching through the campus forum, asking, “Has anyone mentioned a girl named Chu Wenrou here?”

“Chu Wenrou!?”

The two guys jumped up suddenly.

Chen Nan nodded, “That’s right, Chu Wenrou, what’s up?”

He just wanted to find some information about Chu Wenrou to lay the groundwork for pursuing her, but he didn’t expect their reaction to be so intense.

“What do you want to know about her for? According to the forum, this Chu Wenrou’s personality is so rough, she’s practically not even a woman,” Zhuge Liang said.

Chen Nan asked, “What are they saying?”

“They say she smokes, drinks, gambles, fights, doesn’t study, and often bullies boys. She’s notoriously fierce at school. Out of the five vices — smoking, drinking, gambling, fighting, and womanizing — she’s got four, just doesn’t womanize,” Zhuge Liang explained.

Chen Nan was speechless, this information was of no help for him to woo her at all!

He quickly asked, “Does anyone know her weak spots, or the kind of guys she likes?”

The two of them turned their heads, looking a bit dazed, “What do you want to know that for?”

Chen Nan’s body shook as he looked up to the ceiling at a forty-five-degree angle, his gaze firm and exuding endless determination, calmly saying, “Damn it, I want to chase her.”

Thud…

The two of them sat back in their chairs, nearly kneeling in shock.

After a while, Zhuge Liang stood up again and advised, “Bro, life is beautiful, why do you want to waste it?”

“Who the hell said I want to waste it? Don’t you think pursuing a woman like her would be thrilling?” Chen Nan was browsing the forum, finding many posts about Chu Wenrou.

But to his great disappointment—

All the posts were from boys who had been bullied by Chu Wenrou, posting to vent and warning everyone not to be fooled by her small size, to provoke her, or even consider wooing her, or they would die terribly.

Zhang Fei sighed, “Bro, you see, Chu Wenrou isn’t someone you can woo, give it up. Besides, your senior Yi Xiaoyu is prettier than Chu Wenrou, why don’t you pursue her?”

Chen Nan shook his head, his eyes deep, and said, “I came to Ning University with only one goal, and that is to woo Chu Wenrou, I must win her over!”

The two guys were speechless.

After a brief silence, they both gave him a thumbs-up and said, “Bro, you’re awesome, I really admire your courage to court death!”

Chen Nan was just about to despise these two cowardly guys who were afraid of women, but at this moment, Su Qingqing called, and Chen Nan quickly picked up and asked, “Dear wife, do you miss me, want to grab lunch?”