Addison

Lisa: he kissed meAdvertisement

Me: and that''s a problem?

Lisa: with only his tongue

Me: BARF

Lisa: I think I can still taste him

Me: when are u seeing him again?

Lisa: nxt wk

Me: SRSLY?!?

Lisa: his bro is graduating w/us. he''ll be @ the ceremony. our fams are having brunch (kill me now)

Me: well congrats

Lisa: on what?

Me: the engagement

Lisa: FUCK U

Me: hardy har har

Lisa: so...howzit going there? how r all the tattooed bad boys n girls? I''m sure they''re doing all sorts of improper shit. (sighs)

Me: come w/me next time & u can see 4 yrself

Lisa: how''s Rush?

Me: he tattooed my name on his hand

Lisa: wtf?

Me: addison...right down his thumb

Lisa: no shit?

Me: it''s so hot. he''s so hot.

Lisa: BARF.

Me: he told me loved me, Lis.

Lisa: course he did, beeyotch.

Me: I''m gonna talk 2 him tonite. tell him everything

Lisa: good!

Me: I''m even @ grocery store buying shit I can''t pronounce & wine from sometime before 2013!

Lisa: fancy. just don''t max yr credit card

Me: k

Lisa: loves you, whore.

Me: back atch, beeyotch. and hey, sry abt yer date

Lisa: (shrugs) maybe it''ll b better the 2nd time. have fun tonight & I''ll c u when u land.

Me: k thx bye