CHAPTER 100: CHAPTER 100: EAT MY QUADRATIC SWORD

Chi Qiao squatted on the ground, laughing wildly.

But he still didn’t reveal the name of the secret technique.

Yu Xia only now realized that her secret technique was too common, making it easy for others to guess the level of her moves.

For example, calculus must be higher level than the times table.

Chi Qiao’s secret technique is not easy to guess; a random "quack" sound could change levels based on intonation.

Tsk, she sighed, holding one hand behind her back while raising two fingers with the other hand: "Come on, let me see how powerful your Duck Sutra really is."

"Taste my Sword of Quadratic Function!"

"...Quack-quack-quack~ Ah quack-quack-quack!"

Yu Xia gasped as she clutched her chest, hurriedly stepping back a few paces: "Your skills have unexpectedly improved so much! Such profound inner strength!"

Chi Qiao almost couldn’t hold it in: "You’re, you’re not bad either."

"Looks like I underestimated you. But don’t be too happy yet, you can’t withstand my sword. Well, do you feel the pain now?"

Chi Qiao was momentarily stunned, then also clutched his chest, retreating: "...Ah, so painful."

Yu Xia, with hands behind her back, assumed the pose of a worldly expert: "You’re holding the wrong place; I struck your arm."

Chi Qiao hesitated for two seconds before switching to clutching his arm.

"Fine, fine, you’re ruthless?"

The three observers were speechless.

Song Xi couldn’t help but laugh, while Xie Qingci looked more helpless, his gaze at Yu Xia’s bright smile was gentle, partially hidden by his lowered lashes.

The staff declared Yu Xia’s victory, and she raised her chin slightly saying she accepted, then pointed at Wei Yaoyao.

"Come on, Wei Yaoyao, let’s battle again."

Wei Yaoyao was more open than Chi Qiao and Xie Qingci, immediately jumping back two steps, and shouted.

"Bring it on! I will use my lifetime knowledge of English to defeat you!"

Yu Xia also swung her arms in circles exaggeratedly.

Standing close to her, Xie Qingci almost got hit, leaned back to avoid, and stepped back two paces to give them ample space.

Yu Xia: "Shu and English are family, born from the same root, why rush to destroy each other? But if you insist, I will not be merciful!"

Then she flailed around like an immortal conducting a ritual, and shouted: "Taste my move of Solid Geometry!"

Wei Yaoyao didn’t falter, his monk ritual-like pose was even more intricate: "Watch me, unbelievable!"

"Ha! It’s just useless effort! My move of Solid Geometry has defeated countless people!"

Wei Yaoyao: "My original move has troubled many people, everyone says English is harder!"

Yu Xia excitedly refuted: "Not at all! Everyone says Shu is the hardest!"

"English!"

"Shu!"

"English! English!"

"Shu Shu Shu!"

Xie Qingci: "With such shouting, you two might as well go to Northeast China to sell tea eggs."

"..."

Yu Xia coughed twice, retracted her hands, and stared at the referee, asking: "Speak, is it English or Shu?"

The staff, holding back laughter, had a flushed face.

"It’s Shu... No, it’s Yu Xia’s victory, Wei Yaoyao stays back for the next round."

Wei Yaoyao took a deep breath, rolled his eyes wanting to fall over, Chi Qiao quickly caught him from behind.

He wept bitterly: "I have diligently practiced for twenty years; this move is my undefeated weapon but cannot surpass your Solid Geometry!"

"It’s normal, after all, I am the number one expert in the Cultivation World. Leaving you with a full corpse is already nice enough, previous opponents I chopped with Solid Geometry into irregular solids and had them calculate the shadow area."

Wei Yaoyao: "...Should I even thank you for your mercy?"

She raised her hand: "No need to thank, just practicing a good deed daily."

Wei Yaoyao: She really puts on quite a show.

Couldn’t find anyone else who puts on a bigger show than her.

Bullet comments flooded the screen with brilliant remarks.

[They might as well go sell tea eggs hahahahahahahaha/laughing like a pig.jpg]

[I still want to watch Yu Xia and Wei Yaoyao battle for three hundred rounds!]

[Xie Qingci is in a younger sibling’s role worrying like an elder brother hahaha]

[Is Yu Xia secretly watching Song Xi? Sister Yu, show mercy, Song Xi is still young!]

[This morning Yu Xia had another scandal, it’s causing quite a stir, those reporters, acting like we haven’t seen her scandals before, so surprised.]

[Someone probably bought the trending spot, the past few days have been wild with incidents, they need a scapegoat, treating the netizens as fools not noticing.]

[This scandalous boyfriend seems to be something else, driving a five-million car revealed in the exposé.]

[Stop it, my idol house fell apart yesterday, brothers, hang in there, the hope for sisters lies with you, behave well.]

[Isn’t it normal for our Sister Yu to eat with men? If she truly falls in love, let’s just bless her.]

[Looks unlikely, just now her nun-like ritual indicates no current intention of playing with men.]

[I want to see Xie Qingci, Song Xi, and Chi Qiao fight together hahahaha! One attacks men, one becomes a Little Fairy, one goes quack-quack-quack, sure to be exciting!]

[What on earth is Duck Sutra hahaha]

Unaware of the conversation in the bullet comments.

After the third victory, Yu Xia gained the momentum of a growing battle spirit, boldly issued a challenge to Song Xi.

"Did you learn the proper fighting posture just now? Come, try it out, let me take your first blow!"

Acting quite arrogant.

Song Xi nodded, pulled out his secret technique.

Wei Yaoyao went up: "Really? You’ve been studying for so long? Haven’t you moved on from the book yet? Is your secret technique so difficult?"

Song Xi glanced at it briefly, then closed it immediately.

Then solemnly recited the spell: "Balala energy, Xian Dora, Magic Fairy Arrow."

Wei Yaoyao: "...Pfft hahahahahaha!"

Chi Qiao also heard it for the first time, and he and Wei Yaoyao laughed uncontrollably, arms over each other’s shoulders.

Song Xi himself found it amusing, covering his mouth with his fist, emitting laughter.

Xie Qingci just had a grin, which also counted as a laugh.

Only Yu Xia, pouting to suppress the laughter, solemnly shouted her move, simultaneously slicing downward with her hand like a blade:

"Fifth Skill—In!equality! Ha!"

"Your chest got struck!"

Song Xi reacted quicker than Chi Qiao did, immediately pressing a hand against his chest, stumbled backward.

His coordination was excellent, the movement looked like a deliberately practiced dance routine, very dashing.

Then he quickly stood right again, saying: "My recovery ability is better than yours. Besides, didn’t you feel it? You’ve been hit by my arrow."

He learned pretty fast.

She immediately furrowed her brows, pressed her shoulder spontaneously, then opened her palm, raised to eye level, touched thumb and forefinger, as if stained with blood.

Then coldly spoke:

"Nice archery, even I, trained in Wave Riding Light Steps, got shot and bled. You’re good, but next time in a duel, I won’t be shy—Little Fairy."

Little Fairy Song Xi: "..."

What an embarrassing nickname.

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Xie Qingci: You think I’m dead?