"Dr. Wu, do you think the surgical injury is great?" the patient asked with some uneasiness.

    After all, if you want to use a knife, ordinary people feel uncomfortable when they hear it.

    "Little damage."

    "Can you tell me about the operation?" the man asked, "er... By the way, will it affect your work?"

    "No, my job is to cure your illness. Psychological problems are also problems, which belongs to my job." Wu Mian asked the nurse for a pen and paper, went back to the bed of two patients with hypertension, found a bedside table, moved a stool and sat down, and drew a human figure on the paper.

    "After entering the operating room, first perform anesthesia. The anesthesiologist requires you to curl up into a cooked prawn shape and bend as much as possible in order to fully expose your lumbar spine."

    The man looked at the human figure vividly painted on the paper, and his eyes stared round.

    "Dr. Wu, don''t be so detailed."

    If you draw more carefully, I''m afraid you can''t make mosaic?!

    "Being idle is also idle. If you speak in detail, you understand better."

    With that, Wu Mian drew and explained again, "the anesthesiologist will stab the needle into the lumbar spine at this part. You may feel the sound of metal and bone friction, but the whole anesthesia process is still very smooth. There is only a feeling of acid swelling, which is not very painful."

    "..." the patient scratched his head.

    With the picture, he felt that he had entered the operating room, and the sound of metal and bone friction came from his waist.

    "After anesthesia, you won''t fall asleep. After wearing an oxygen mask and taking oxygen, you can hear the doctors and nurses in the operating room talking. Because your disease belongs to the smallest pediatric disease, the doctors and nurses will be very relaxed, doing surgery and chatting again and again."

    "Is that really good?"

    "Of course!" Wu Mian said seriously.

    "I think it''s better to be professional, chat... What if you miss."

    "No, they are all skilled types of work. Only small doctors are nervous. They dare not say a word more. They think about the atlas of regional anatomy. The key is not to understand."

    “……”

    "Ten thousand steps back, it''s better than you don''t know anything. Lying on the operating table, one doctor after another comes for consultation. These doctors are getting older and older. Everyone''s face is dignified and nervous... If so, things will really be in trouble."

    The man thought, it seems that this is also the truth.

    "At this time, you should pay attention to the background music. Generally speaking, the higher the level of doctors, the stronger the voice. If you meet a doctor who can decide BGM by himself, congratulations. This must be a big hand."

    "Really?" the patient has never heard of it.

    "There are no more than 1000 surgeons in the country who can decide their own operating room BGM." Wu Mian narrowed his eyes. "Next, you should experience the taste of doctors. If older doctors may listen to old songs, for example, my teacher is willing to listen to Beijing opera."

    "Er..." the man was stunned. The operating room and Peking Opera were mixed together. They really didn''t match. "Dr. Wu, what do you like?"

    "I don''t have BGM music, because I usually bring an assistant. He has mild schizophrenia and can talk to himself. Once I had surgery in Massachusetts and played a rap, and he almost didn''t jump up with the music."

    "Wipe!"

    "So I stopped the music after that. But it''s terrible that my assistant seems to be listening to the crosstalk of Deyun society recently. I''m worried about his future."

    “……”

    "If you don''t say this, you may feel something like a small tube inserted into the meat on the outside of your thigh. It won''t hurt, but it will swell a little. It feels strange."

    The man looked at the operation process diagram drawn by Wu Mian on the paper and understood about how to do the operation.

    "Here is the contracture band. The purpose of the operation is to get rid of it."

    "Soon, you will smell the smell of barbecue, and one leg will be handled in more than ten minutes."

    Barbecue... Aroma... Handled

    The man was shocked by Wu Mian''s words describing hands.

    "This is normal. I don''t describe the operation records in detail. It''s too boring for you to understand."

    "Dr. Wu," said the man with a sad face, "I''d better describe it carefully. I can''t stand the smell of barbecue. You see, my saliva came out. But I began to be afraid when I thought it was my thigh."

    "Hey, hey, the operation is very simple. It takes only about 30 minutes to operate with anesthesia belt. Oh, I''m the main surgeon. If other doctors are good, see his level. Generally speaking, doctors with BGM will finish it in an hour."

    The patient stared at the sketch drawn by Wu Mian.

    "The postoperative recovery is very fast."

    "Oh?"

    "You can''t eat or drink water 6 hours after operation, and you''d better not use a pillow. Although nausea and vomiting rarely occur during continuous epidural anesthesia, you should take precautions.

    You can only lie flat in bed.

    You can''t see the surgical site. It''s covered with gauze. After the effect of anesthetic, there''s a burning feeling, but it''s not very painful.

    At this time, you can take a pain relief needle, or apply it with ice bags and ice salt water all night. "

    "The next day, the situation became much better. If the doctor didn''t insist that you lie flat, I guess you would want to go to the bathroom."

    "Oh, it''s so simple."

    "Hehe, surgery is nothing. The real devil course has just started at this time. The doctor requires you to lie flat for 24 hours, or some people are more confident in surgery and ask you to go to the ground the next morning. But note that you should not walk freely, but squat deeply."

    "I... wipe..."

    Squatting is a nightmare for him.

    People who can''t squat can never experience this feeling. When he was a child, he had to grasp the door handle when he went to the bathroom, because he couldn''t squat at all.

    "200 squats a day. Depending on the situation, you may need to sit 400."

    “……”

    "On the third day after operation, he was discharged from the hospital and continued to carry out rehabilitation training in strict accordance with the doctor''s advice. In addition to squatting, he also practiced walking in a straight line and lifting his legs with weight."

    "Remember, the operation on your problem only takes half an hour to an hour, and postoperative rehabilitation is a major event. You must not be afraid of incision cracking. It''s all false information. Squatting 200 deep is a major event of rehabilitation."

    The man suddenly regretted. He never expected to have an operation to solve his disease. He asked him to squat 24 hours after the operation!

    This is totally different from what I guessed. It''s amazing!

    "Go back and check the information. It''s available on the Internet. Be prepared before going to the operation. You''re not seriously ill and don''t worry."

    "Dr. Wu, can I see you for surgery?"

    "Emmm... Generally speaking, I won''t have this kind of operation," said Wu Mian, squinting. "Since we met in the shelter hospital, I can do it for you."

    "Why not? Is it because the operation is too small?"

    "Because the cost of an operation I perform in Massachusetts is about 800000 dollars. Generally, no one asks me for this small problem. I perform the surgery for cancer that others can''t do."

    “……”

    Hearing what Wu Mian said, the patients around took a breath of air conditioning.