Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!
Chapter 1083: 575: Sassy! (Second Update)_3
Chapter 1083: Chapter 575: Sassy! (Second Update)_3
In a nutshell, just one phrase—medical miracle!
For example, after Ximen the paralyzed from East City drank the Star Version Ancient Han Health Elixir, he suddenly managed to stand on his feet, and the wife of the Zhang family in West City took the complimentary Fertility Sun Brew, and immediately her pulse was found joyful by the doctor.
If the Star Version is like this, if one could buy a bottle of the Moon Version or the Sun Version which is ten or even a hundred times more effective, wouldn’t that just be like taking off to the skies!
In an instant, with the news flying everywhere, a group of people emerged, starting to purchase all versions of the Ancient Han Health Elixir at high prices, forming long queues at every Guo Family liquor shop in Yang City.
Unfortunately, due to the Divine Doctor’s instructions, each person could only purchase one bowl, otherwise it would have been snatched up empty a long time ago.
As for the Star Version Ancient Han Health Elixir not tasting like liquor, that’s not a problem at all, because as soon as you’ve bought it, someone will be right there ready to offer a higher price to buy it from you.
Madness, sheer madness, under collective hysteria the whole of Yang City seemed to have lost its sanity. It’s not as if there weren’t smart landowners who saw the risks, but they still joined the fray without hesitation, even whipping up more excitement and adding fuel to the fire.
After all, as long as you don’t get stuck holding the bag, there’s money to be made!
And if you don’t want to be the one left holding the bag, you’ve got to promote even harder; with everyone brainwashing each other from the top down and bottom up, all eyes were turning red with greed.
Desire in people’s hearts is like a rolling stone downhill, growing bigger and bigger as it goes!
After dealing with Li Shiran, on the square of Yang City, to endorse his own products, the half-immortal, the great Divine Doctor started his own free clinic, also facing the queries of certain crowds.
Because there were those who wanted to collaborate with him, pressure him, cause trouble, test his true capabilities, and those who were envious, they came in a never-ending stream.
After all, the product needs endorsement, and armed with his Pure Yang Power, and his understanding of the human body, Yi Chen instantly made many faultfinders sincerely convinced.
Of course, there were also blockheads who tried to force the Divine Doctor to give in, starting to make a mess.
“Divine Doctor, I am a tea merchant. I went to Fuliang to buy tea last month, and when I returned, my black and white dog at home suddenly became disobedient, guarding its food while eating. Why is this?”
“You can cure human ailments, understand the workings of life, know the aspects of yin and yang, and connect with all things. Can you understand its meaning?”
The Landlord dressed in brocade, holding a voluptuous woman in red, walked up to the high platform with another brocade-clad skinny man, laughing,
“Let me introduce, this is my wife, and this is my good friend, Ximen Zhu.”
“A dog? Easy to deal with, I can also treat dogs!”
“You’ve been cuckolded. During the time you went away to buy tea, someone else came to your house to feed this black and white dog. It thought it had a new owner and no longer recognized you.”
Yi Chen glanced at the trio and spoke indifferently without lifting his head.
“Ah?”
“Don’t believe it? Let your good friend Ximen Zhu try feeding it. The black and white dog will surely stop guarding its food,”
“Cases like yours, easy to fix, just travel less.”
No sooner had Yi Chen uttered these words with casual ease than there was a shock among the crowd!
Don’t ask how Yi Chen knew; the woman had the scent of more than a dozen men on her, including that so-called good friend Ximen.
To be fair, Yi Chen had already given him face by not saying more.
Because he was kind!
A quarter of an hour later, a loud scream and slapping sound came from the square in Yang City.
“Ah!!! I’ll kill you, you bunch of adulterers and adulteresses! In fact, I’ve long been suspicious of you two.”
“Next, take your fight somewhere else!”
“Divine Doctor, you’re really miraculous!”
Not long after addressing several complicated cases, a lady in a fiery red dress came forward, cradling a black cat, accompanied by a delicate and handsome scholar at her side.
“Divine Doctor, why does my beloved Xiao Mi always pounce on women but is indifferent towards men?”
“Madam, if I may ask boldly, do you spend more time holding the cat, or does your husband often take it out for walks?”
“Ah? Does this have to do with Xiao Mi’s peculiar behavior? When my husband has the time, he does take Xiao Mi out for walks, because we both adore it.”
“Hmm, Madam, I tend to speak frankly, you’ve been cuckolded!”
“Ah?” The lady in red was bewildered.
“If my calculations aren’t wrong, your husband must be using this cat to flirt around outside, attracting young girls, and since it’s frequently fed by women, it naturally grows more affectionate towards them.”
“Of course, to give him the benefit of the doubt, he might just be keeping a mistress elsewhere.”
“Madam, if you don’t believe me, feel free to investigate. Yang City is not too big nor too small, think it over and look into it.”
Before Yi Chen could finish speaking, the handsome scholar beside the lady in red blushed with anger!
“Quack doctor, you’re spouting nonsense, I do not have a mistress!” The scholar burst out sharply.
“So you mean to say that you take Xiao Mi out every day to flirt and hook up! How wonderful, Ning Lanchen, you, a good-for-nothing son-in-law…..” The lady in red’s sharp retort instantly overshadowed the scholar’s protest!
“Madam, please take your cat and settle your dispute elsewhere!”
“Next!”
Out of consideration for the hefty cat Xiao Mi, Yi Chen’s attitude towards the lady in red was relatively gentle.
“Oh my, Divine Doctor, you’re really divine, truly half-immortal!”
“It’s a blessing for our Yang City to have the Divine Doctor come here!”
The surrounding crowd once again started to buzz with discussion.
Yi Chen, perched high on the platform, looked down on all as he continued to passionately dispute with those seeking trouble, in the midst of the free healing event. At that moment, he was like a god of war, and the trust of the people of Yang City in him rose steadily!
“You’ve been poisoned, a chronic poison. This poison is harmless by itself, but when consumed with carrots it becomes a lethal toxin. It’ll make you feel weak in the limbs and worsen your health day by day!”
“Your condition can’t be cured by ancient Han health wine, forget it, I’ll help you.”
“Remember, think about who’s been urging you to eat carrots every other day, that person is the primary culprit!”
“You… you’re full of it, husband, don’t believe him, carrots are good for the body!” The pale-faced woman supporting a short man exclaimed.
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An hour later, Yi Chen finally met a real challenge!
“Who brought this corpse up here? It’s already cold; I’m a Divine Doctor, not a god. Take it away and mourn your loss!”
Divine Gold, even the body has a stench and still someone brought it to him!
Even Yi Chengzi, when he achieved the Electromagnetic Dao Fruit, never managed to hatch a live chicken from a boiled egg.