CHAPTER 459.1: BOREDOM KILLER

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Somehow, things have been pretty peaceful lately. I sink into my chair, raise my feet onto the desk in a slouch, and yawn.

Although life while being suspended is a perfect way to rest, it is starting to get boring.

I have polished most of my Relics and even taken quite a few naps. Still, I have time to spare. Above all, on my previous vacation, I was able to go outside, but this time I cannot even do that. Even someone as decadent as I am is bound to get bored. I suppose that is a luxury issue tho’. At this point, there is nothing to do but read, but recently I haven’t been buying books anymore. I used to love reading all sorts of fantasy, but since we decided to become a Hunter, I hardly read anything.

I have always been a big fan of urban legends and horror…… Well, I guess the various incidents I encountered as a Hunter were far more terrifying than the stories.

Just as I am *daradara* lazily thinking about pointless things, my smartphone on my desk starts to vibrate.

“!! Finally, it is here, my boredom-killer!” (Cry)

Only Ani Kitsune and Imouto Kitsune know my smartphone number and address.

After our last call, I haven’t been able to get through at all, but it seems she has finally forgiven me. Well, I don’t remember doing anything wrong, but I am always ready to do a Dogeza and beg her if it means she will forgive me.

I pick up my smartphone and check. It seems to be a mail.

“Well, well, well……? 【Another Dimension Treasure Shrine】?” (Cry)

I read the subject of the mail aloud. It appears that the sender is neither Ani Kitsune nor Imouto Kitsune.

And the mail contains some wonderful information I would have never even imagined.

『Good news only for those lucky enough to receive this mail. In the Imperial Capital, there is a Treasure Shrine where you can obtain any Relic you desire. What’s more, it is safe and there are no Phantoms, you know! If you are interested, please contact the number below↓』

Seriously!?

This is the first time I have received a mail like this. Another Dimension Treasure Shrine? A safe Treasure Shrine with no Phantoms?

My heart is *dokidoki* pounding. This is way too awesome. If there is no Phantom, then even I can go and look for the Relics by myself. Well, I cannot go outside while I am suspended, but I can ask the other members to go and look for it if need be.

However, I never imagined that there would be a function on my smartphone that would send me such great deals…… I will have to make sure to take note of this.

Maybe it is because Ohii-sama gave me the latest smartphone model?

I dial the number written and make the call. This is the first time I am calling anyone other than Ani Kitsune or Imouto Kitsune.

After a few seconds of calling, the call connects.

“*Moshimoshi

* Hello, hello, it’s me.” (Cry)

『Eh??? No way??? Why? I got a phone call!???』 (Phantom 1)

I hear a confused voice. It is neither Ani Kitsune’s nor Imouto Kitsune’s voice.

I cannot believe I would be able to talk to a third person on the phone, I am really lucky today.

“I called after seeing your mail, but is it true that there is a Treasure Shrine where there is no Phantom and you can get Relics safely?” (Cry)

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『Eh!? You saw that and called!? You fell for it? Really? Why?』 (Phantom 1)

No, if you heard that such a Treasure Shrine existed, anyone would want to go there. Well, I understand why you are surprised to get the call…… I mean, even in the Imperial Capital, there are probably hardly any people who have a smartphone.

I can hear some commotion on the other end of the phone. Then I can hear the quiet voice of a girl.

The voice is different from before. It is a little shaky.

『*Moshimoshi* Hello, can you really hear me-no?』 (Phantom 2)

“Of course I can hear you. I am recharging it properly!” (Cry)

Lucia is the one who recharged the phone, but as a smartphone enthusiast, it is only natural etiquette to make sure the battery doesn’t run out during a call. The voice on the other end of the phone speaks timidly to me, who is brimming with confidence.

Thanks for reading! Haha a spam mail! I can’t believe that also exist! I cannot believe that Cry fell for the scam… Or on the contrary was he expecting it?

New episode is here! We finally have the full opening! Did you see that Eliza appears 4 times in it? Did you find her when you watch it? As expected of her even on the opening she is hard to find! So much fan service on this episode I’m getting a nosebleed. We got the usual butt shots but damn Liz’s underwear fight I remember that in the web novel the Pote Drakos was swiftly defeated but in the Anime and the Light Novel they made it so funny! First the Pote Drakos disguising as Liz and Arnold falling for it and then disguising as Arnold and its interaction with Cry and Strange Grief is pure gold! Also I wanted to mention this ;) smiley bonfire, nice that it is here I didn’t expect a Sailor Moon transformation for Super Tino! Too bad they didn’t show more of their fight The view of the Night Palace is so different between what Cry sees and what Arnold’s group sees. Cry: a fairy tail like castle. Arnold’s group: the Demon King’s castle.

And we are already at the end of Volume 4, forgot that the vacation arc is 2 volume and that the second part of volume 5 is full of light novel exclusive content. We might have 3 episodes for volume 5 and 4 episodes for volume 6. At least for now the pacing is not bad at all and really good quality overall, Good job! Keep up with the good job Zero-G!