Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong

    Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong

    At some point, the last of the Boomers finally passed away, and the traditions of the workspace largely faded with their passing. This ushered in a new era of business-philosophy, where the styles of the late 1900s were largely discarded.

    In some ways, this was an improvement. Management was generally more aware of issues with the environment, with the mental health of their employees, and of the kind of issues that could be caused by social movements.

    Their answers were to hide any environmental impacts, to pre-emptively fire any stressed employees, and to quash any social movements before they took off.

    --Business Outsider, 2047Re?a?d new chapters at novelhall.com

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    My entire life, Id walked into places where I really shouldnt have been. Usually in parts of the city that werent welcoming to a one-armed girl whose only weapon was a sharp tongue. More recently, as a Samurai, Id been a bit more liberal with my travelling. Running around as if it didnt matter that I wasnt allowed to be where I was.

    It was a bit weird, but, in those moments, I was still myself.

    Now I felt off. I was essentially in a costume, marching down the corridors of a complex and getting a bit lost while crossing by scientists and technicians who never gave me more than a second glance.

    If they noticed that I felt uncomfortable, they didnt comment on it at all.

    My eyes twitched as I brought up a map of the facility. It wasnt big enough to really get lost in, but there were more doors sealing off the different sections than Id expected. Not that they impeded me much. The doors had electronic locks so laughably cheap that I probably could have broken through with a crowbar. Having Myalis break into them was just overkill.

    I reached the back of the facility in a little while. There were fewer people here, and those that I saw were often sitting in little labs, or typing away in front of computers. For all the labcoats I saw, there didnt seem to be that much science-y stuff going on.

    I was expecting a whole lot more bubbling solutions and bunsen burners, but maybe I shouldnt have been setting my standards based on pirated cartoons. There were a lot more workshop-looking places, so for all I knew the place was doing more engineering-ish science than... other sorts of science.

    God damn it, I muttered.

    Is something wrong?

    Lucy was right.

    She is rather clever, so that isnt too surprising. What was she right about this time?

    My educations kinda shit, I said.

    That is correct, yes. Are you considering going to school?

    Urgh, I said. I stepped to the side and moved over towards a janitors closet as a trio of guys moved by. Two of them were in suits, the last in a lab-coat. They barely looked at me as I opened the door to the closet and looked inside, trying to look busy. They were heading in the same direction Id been moving in, which was a bit annoying. Yeah, she might be right, but I dont know about that, I said.

    If they heard me, theyd probably assume I was on the line with someone, which wasnt technically wrong.

    Perhaps a non-traditional education then? The human propensity to teach people in groups is efficient on a large scale, but given the opportunity, being taught directly is far more effective for a given individual.

    So, like, online classes? I asked. Those were pretty popular. Wed taken some at the orphanage whenever a new pandemic sprung up.

    I rolled my eyes, then brought the gun up. It made a handy little red line appear in my vision, arcing where the grenade would go. So I made it overlap with Jerkwads head. A squeeze, and the Icarus shook three times as a trio of grenades thumped out of it.

    The first smacked Jerkwad in the side of the head and sent him tumbling down with a scream.

    I snorted as the hall filled with the hissing of pressurized gas. Sleep tight, assholes, I said as I lowered the launcher and started forward.

    They looked like they wanted to protest, but were too busy stumbling around drunkenly to do anything of the sort.

    By the time I reached the door theyd been standing before they were on the ground, drooling and insensate. Can you break into their augs? I asked Myalis. Kinda curious to know who these idiots are.

    Easily done. Anything you want to know in particular?

    I thought about it. No, not really. Just empty their bank accounts.

    Into your own?

    That makes me sound greedy. Split it into thirds? A chunk for me, one for Gomorrah, and the rest to the girl. I poked the door. It was a heavy metal thing, more fit for a prison than a room. The electronic lock next to it flashed green the moment I glanced at it. Myalis work, I guessed as I pulled it open.

    Just like Deus Ex scans showed, it wasnt a very large space. Half the room had a few cupboards and some chairs. The other half had a cot and a little toilette behind a thick plastic wall.

    A girl was on the cot, her head rising as she looked over at me.

    She glared.

    I stepped in and closed the door. Hows the gas in here? I asked.

    I suspect the air on her side is filtered, otherwise she would be knocked out already.

    Thats annoying, I said. How long will we have to wait?

    The gas is meant to stay around an area for some time. Its more effective that way. I should note that, while Ive shut off the facilitys security, there''s a chance someone will notice the bodies.

    I nodded along. Hey, kid, can you hear me? I asked.

    She glared harder, which was a yes in my book. A dogs head rose up from the blankets next to her. They hadnt killed the mutt. That was nice.

    Right, I said. A flick through my augs and my disguise flicked off. My names Stray Cat. Im a friend. You ready to blow this joint?

    Shes not a Vanguard.

    I froze for just a second. You sure? Wait, yeah, of course you are. Then.... I moved closer to the glass door. No matter what, Id still save the girl. Hey, kid, you were near another samurai during that incursion, right?

    She swallowed, then got up. Her outfit had been replaced by some scrubs at some point, all off-green and tacky looking as hell. Who the hell are you?

    Oh, great, another kid with an attitude, I muttered. This days just perfect.

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