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Summoned Again?

Chapter 167

Author: Bokuboy
updatedAt: 2025-08-16

Bokuboy

    I''m not sure what the minimum character / word count is, so I''m going to spew out some random thoughts and things.

    "The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing." - Socrates, famous scholar

    "You know nothing, Jon Snow." - Ygritte, Game of Thrones.

    I once saw a girl who was missing so many teeth that it looked like her tongue was in jail.

    Why aren''t iPhone/iPad/iPod chargers named Apple Juice?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?

    Do you think it would change the way people fish, if fish could scream?

    I wanted to grow my own food, but I couldn’t find bacon seeds anywhere.

    My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.

    I can move objects with my mind.... if I use my hands.

    There''s no such thing as automatic doors... just gentleman ninjas.

    "Technically, it''s not premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them." - Daniel Tosh

    And finally:

    If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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