CHAPTER 361: CHAPTER 354: AWESOME UNCLE (REQUEST FOR MONTHLY TICKETS AND SUBSCRIPTIONS)

(p)(Chapter)

Gyms are not suitable places for pregnant women.

Since he was in the late stages of pregnancy, Qin Guanglin, bored out of his mind, had left He Fang at home to watch TV and went to the gym at the corner to unleash his excess energy by sweating it out—without something to do and staying with her all day, he felt suffocated.

Helping around wasn’t satisfying, so he could only lift weights at the gym with a bunch of big guys, grunting as they competitively did their squats and bench presses.

He braved the snow to go out and braved the snow to come back. The living room light was very bright; He Fang was sitting on the sofa watching a melodramatic series, the characters in the TV weeping and wailing, furiously shouting—classic melodrama, she watched listlessly, handling an orange, popping a segment into her mouth, her bright red lips mumbling twice, then spitting out two seeds.

Seeing Qin Guanglin shaking off the snowflakes from his body and bringing in a chill as he entered, He Fang couldn’t help but wonder, "Why are you back so early?"

"Uh... tired, came back early."

Qin Guanglin didn’t have the usual post-exercise refreshment; his expression was a bit odd as he took off his coat and hung it on the rack by the door, then sat on the sofa and casually peeled an orange.

Distractedly popping a segment into his mouth, he didn’t even taste the sourness, sneakily glancing at He Fang once, twice, and yet again...

"You’re acting weird," He Fang frowned, sensing that something wasn’t simple.

"No, what’s weird?"

Qin Guanglin instinctively responded, seeing He Fang lean in and stare at him, he couldn’t help but lean back.

"Look! If nothing was wrong, when I lean in you would definitely kiss me. Why are you dodging?!"

"..."

Qin Guanglin was in pain, rubbing his head and looking elsewhere, then turning back to look at He Fang with a constipated expression, "That... that... I just got hit on... spit, I mean, I encountered a hooligan."

"What?"

He Fang dug her ears, "Say that again?"

"I... Hey! Bad luck."

Qin Guanglin tangled for a bit, then simply dropped it, blurted out, "Just now I went to the gym, right? As usual changed into workout clothes, then warmed up, then looked for dumbbells, but they were all occupied, so I just waited... then guess what?"

"What?"

"There was a woman!"

"Ah, a woman, I thought you were hit on by a man, and then?" He Fang watched him with interest.

"What a mess... don’t interrupt, there was a woman!" Qin Guanglin gestured with his hand, "That figure, like a little chick, not working out properly, she, she just kept circling around me, back and forth, back and forth, you know?"

He Fang couldn’t help but smirk, nodding, "Hmm, I know, then what?"

"Then she called me, called me handsome... even though I am quite handsome, but..."

Qin Guanglin pondered, rubbing his arm as if remembering something uncomfortable, "Forget it, handsome or not, she was trying to touch me!"

"What?" He Fang’s eyes widened instantly, "And you let her touch you?!"

"Spit! What touch, that sounds so ugly, she tried to reach out, but I dodged... didn’t touch, didn’t touch." Qin Guanglin hurriedly clarified, even though on regular days there were gym buddies who would come over to squeeze a bicep or something, to be touched and squeezed by an unknown woman was really horrifying.

"You’re diverting again, listen to me. She said how come you’re so buff... then she reached out, she extended her hand, I had to dodge, right, then I dodged, she still came closer, still trying to reach, then I just dodged step by step..."

"Real hooligan."

"...Yeah, true hooligan."

"So did you let her touch you in the end?" He Fang pressed him for an answer.

"Definitely not! I realized something was wrong, so I just ran back!" Qin Guanglin said innocently, still with a bit of regret, "Can’t go to that gym again, it’s too scary... lucky the annual membership doesn’t have much left, no loss."

"Pfft..."

He Fang couldn’t help but laugh out loud, clutching her stomach and leaning back on the sofa, laughing uproariously.

"Is it that funny? Your husband was almost harassed."

Qin Guanglin speechlessly watched her laugh. Previously, going to the gym was always done together with He Fang, entering and leaving together, and they never encountered any issues, it had always been smooth sailing; this was the first time something like this had happened.

"I’m almost 30, with a wife and kid on the way, how could I still meet such people..."

"A big man like you getting scared off by a girl, isn’t that embarrassing?" He Fang stopped laughing, disapprovingly said.

"What else? Should I have stayed there to let her harass me? I was squatting there, and she kept circling around watching me... Ugh, can’t go anymore, can’t go anymore."

"Take me with you next time."

He Fang hummed again with laughter, "I want to see who dares to circle around you."

"Fine, tsk... am I that handsome?" Qin Guanglin stroked his chin, pondering, then turned to look at his arm, "Seems I’m indeed a bit buff..."

"Older and you’ll be a handsome uncle, look at this physique, look at this face... don’t move, let me have a good look." He Fang grabbed his face and rubbed it all around, changing its shape before finally letting him go, "Isn’t it a shame?"

"A shame about what?"

"If you didn’t run back, let her flirt a bit, spend a wonderful night, like having a fast food meal, wouldn’t that be tempting?"

"...Talk properly."

"Hey, seriously." He Fang suddenly became interested, elbowing him, "I’ve been pregnant for most of the year now, now there’s a young girl, petite and cute, calling you handsome and wanting to touch you, didn’t you feel a little moved?"